OT Smoking

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Anyone smoke tobacco out of a pipe. Or maybe cigars?

I ended up at the Tinder Box over here and got sucked in to the world of pipes. I didn't buy, but its peaked my interest.

 

[riverman]

Anyone smoke tobacco out of a pipe. Or maybe cigars?

I ended up at the Tinder Box over here and got sucked in to the world of pipes. I didn't buy, but its peaked my interest.

I don't recommend picking that habit up....be smart...avoid nicotine dude...it has horrible effects on your body and nervous system....go buy some pot and avoid the carcinogens...I was addicted to nicotine for a long long time

 

[Orion Bailey]

I don't recommend picking that habit up....be smart...avoid nicotine dude...it has horrible effects on your body and nervous system....go buy some pot and avoid the carcinogens...I was addicted to nicotine for a long long time

i cant agree with this enough.


But hey @EL PRESIDENTE don't start smoking sage thinking its pot like i did with parsley flakes when i was a kid. Lol.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Don't take up either Mr. President.
If you wanna inhale smoke just go for a walk.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I used to be one who smoked when I drank heavily. Since I don't drink as much, I don't smoke that much. I mean I'd buy one pack every 3 months or something like that in my prime.

Not into weed, I mean I smoked it in college and it was cool then, but kind of gives me mental blocks.

 

[riverman]

Don't take up either Mr. President.
If you wanna inhale smoke just go for a walk.

Or join the volunteer fire dept!

 

[Chris Craig]

I smoke a cigar every now and then

 

[riverman]

Hey el prez....you're probably moving to Texas so why not just chew the shit like they do down there? Get a spittoon and you're all set!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

El-P, do you smoke after sex?

anyone?

 

[riverman]

El-P, do you smoke after sex?

anyone?

How would they know? That would require having sex! When I smoked I didn't smoke after sex...
That's gross.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

El-P, do you smoke after sex?

anyone?

It was before.

Kids today don't know the power of a girl bumming a cigarette from you at a bar/club.

 

[riverman]

It was before.

Kids today don't know the power of a girl bumming a cigarette from you at a bar/club.

now they bum oxycontin

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

now they bum oxycontin

They do tik tok dances for clout now.

 

[Chris Craig]

Hey el prez....you're probably moving to Texas so why not just chew the shit like they do down there? Get a spittoon and you're all set!

My grandpa used to chew Red Man...yes he lived in Texas...he ended up with a hole in his cheek

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I just like that old school shit. Rich mahogany. Scotch. Tobacco. I love the smell inside a tobacco store. Get a walking cane. Wear a top hat.

Actually have a need for a smoking jacket.

 

[riverman]

Remember the ads with the cowboy playing guitar and singing through a hole in his neck....You don't always die from tobacco.....powerful lyric

 

[riverman]

I just like that old school shit. Rich mahogany. Scotch. Tobacco. I love the smell inside a tobacco store. Get a walking cane. Wear a top hat.

Actually have a need for a smoking jacket.

You can go in a tobacco store and sniff anytime dude...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/tobacco-pipes-pipe-smoking-guide/

 

[Chris Craig]

I just like that old school shit. Rich mahogany. Scotch. Tobacco. I love the smell inside a tobacco store. Get a walking cane. Wear a top hat.

Actually have a need for a smoking jacket.

I like the smell of pipe tobacco.

I don't like the smell of smoke on my clothes

 

[riverman]

https://www.gentlemansgazette.com/tobacco-pipes-pipe-smoking-guide/

Never go full LA dude....it's a trap!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You can go in a tobacco snore and sniff anytime dude...

They are dying.

It was cool to have all the different blends lined up on the wall.

 

[Chris Craig]

You can go in a tobacco store and sniff anytime dude...

With a cane and Top hat if he likes

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Never go full LA dude....it's a trap!

I'd like to be able to go outside and walk around in a robe, smoking a pipe.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

With a cane and Top hat if he likes

I've been looking to get a Bowler/Derby hat. I have a few canes, for when I get a gout flare up, plus I sprained my MCL last year.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'd like to be able to go outside and walk around in a robe, smoking a pipe.

I could see you with a pipe

 

[riverman]

I'd like to be able to go outside and walk around in a robe, smoking a pipe.

why not just put a "Mug Me" sign on your back and walk around?

 

[Chris Craig]

I've been looking to get a Bowler/Derby hat. I have a few canes, for when I get a gout flare up, plus I sprained my MCL last year.

So you want to be a Kingsman

 

[riverman]

So you want to be a Kingsman

More like Laurel and Hardy

 

[Shaboid]

I quit cigarette's 4 years ago around this time. Best decision I've ever made.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Disgusting! Im sure he doesn't want to end up like this…
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I'll gargle with Jack Daniels after I smoke.