Event Snowpocalypse 2020! Let the kale hoarding begin!

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Doesn't annoy me. Getting to dialysis is life or death to me and we don't have all wheel drive nor does my ambulance service.

I could take my wife's vehicle it has 4wd, and some sort of "traction setting" that I haven't gotten to use yet and take you to the hospital.

 

[Lanny]

I could take my wife's vehicle it has 4wd, and some sort of "traction setting" that I haven't gotten to use yet and take you to the hospital.

I might take you up on that until our new car arrives from the factory just in time for Spring.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I might take you up on that until our new car arrives from the factory just in time for Spring.

Send me a PM on here in the AM if you need a ride. I'll check in the mornings.

 

[Hobbesarable]

I might take you up on that until our new car arrives from the factory just in time for Spring.

I thought the VA provides transportation service to patients if they need it.

According to the VA, they will provide safe transportation.

 

[Lanny]

Send me a PM on here in the AM if you need a ride. I'll check in the mornings.

I think it's virtually impossible that you get up that early. I need to be at the hospital by 6:30 AM. I'll take my chances with the ambulance until we get our car.
By the way, there is this really wonderful couple next door to us that are entering their mid 80s who have offered to drive us to the hospital any time. So cute, but of course we'd never make them do that. For some odd reason they seem to really like my wife and I. Okay, I can understand why people like my wife because as a young girl she wanted to be a nun. Yeah, my wife is pretty special. But me? Why? Regardless of their ignorance of me, that's the kind of neighbors that everyone should have.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I think it's virtually impossible that you get up that early. I need to be at the hospital by 6:30 AM. I'll take my chances with the ambulance until we get our car.
By the way, there is this really wonderful couple next door to us that are entering their mid 80s who have offered to drive us to the hospital any time. So cute, but of course we'd never make them do that. For some odd reason they seem to really like my wife and I. Okay, I can understand why people like my wife because as a young girl she wanted to be a nun. Yeah, my wife is pretty special. But me? Why? Regardless of their ignorance of me, that's the kind of neighbors that everyone should have.

I'm up at 4am every weekday, and am a (semi-)professional driver with access to a mobility van. You need a ride, you let me know--I've got you.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I'm up at 4am every weekday, and am a (semi-)professional driver. You need a ride, you let me know--I've got you.

Im up around 4:45 every morning. Sometimes with the added benefit of not going to sleep til 2am.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Im up around 4:45 every morning. Sometimes with the added benefit of not going to sleep til 2am.

Sleep deprivation isn't the most desirable trait in a chauffeur, I'm told.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Sleep deprivation isn't the most desirable trait in a chauffeur, I'm told.

Im told its the best trait. Because you know the powerful stuff is kicking in to keep me awake.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Im told its the best trait. Because you know the powerful stuff is kicking in to keep me awake.

?!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

?!

 

[Lanny]

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I heard that there would be snow in some places that are 500 ft. or more.
All we've seen here is gray clouds and rain rain rain.

Here's the good news, it cuts down on Californians migrating here.

 

[MARIS61]

I heard that there would be snow in some places that are 500 ft. or more.

500'?

That's a lot of snow!

 

[Lanny]

We call our corner of the world Little Texas. Because everything's big here including our whoppers and our hands.

 

[oldfisherman]

We call our corner of the world Little Texas. Because everything's big here including our whoppers and our hands.

Lanny must be the guy all the ladies are gossiping about.

Lanny went into a high class bar, saw a beautiful woman all alone, so he offered to buy her a drink.

She said, only if you have 8" in you pants.

Lanny said. Forget the drink. I don't care if you are the most beautiful woman in the world. I'm not cutting off three inches for any women.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

?!

So........this is the “snow” everyone is all hyped about......???

 

[Lanny]

So........this is the “snow” everyone is all hyped about......???

What snow? All we got at my house was rain rain rain and then more rain.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

IT'S SNOWING!

 

[barfo]

And now it's not. It was a brutal, brutal winter for 15 minutes there.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And now it's not. It was a brutal, brutal winter for 15 minutes there.

barfo

We will rebuild!

 

[CupWizier]

And now it's not. It was a brutal, brutal winter for 15 minutes there.

barfo

Still snowing at my place. We must have at least 5






miliimeters.

 

[barfo]

FEMA trailers for everybody!

barfo

 

[CupWizier]

FEMA trailers for everybody!

barfo

trump will not release any emergency funds as he claims we didn't sweep our forests and it causes snow to pile up higher.

 

[e_blazer]

Is it safe to climb out of the fallout shelter yet?

 

[barfo]

Is it safe to climb out of the fallout shelter yet?

Don't be a fool, man! You'll DIE!

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

Don't be a fool, man! You'll DIE!

barfo

Not too mention I'd probably have a heart attack from having to shovel all of the snow off the hatch. I think I'll just wait for the thaw. What do you think, July 15th?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not too mention I'd probably have a heart attack from having to shovel all of the snow off the hatch. I think I'll just wait for the thaw. What do you think, July 15th?

It will be longer than that once the Blazers win the championship this year.

 

[julius]

It will be longer than that once the Blazers win the championship this year.

Never took you for a Kamloops fan.

 

[oldfisherman]

WARNING!!!
MODS IN BAD MOOD TODAY!
TREADY LIGHTLY!

Barfo and SlyPokerDog went outside to relieve themselves.
Barfos peg leg froze to the Trump sign. And SPDs balls will take a week to thaw out.