So i got jumped at a bar tonight...

[bigbailes]

and the moral of the story is, if they tell you to leave and you don't, immediately, they can physically assault you until you do leave, even if that means you can't leave. does that make sense? not really but apparently that is the law according to the VPD.

 

[Nate Dogg]

It all depends if you had been drinking moderately, and then you get defensive on not wanting to leave. Then that is a good reason why you have acted irrationally and its probably better for you to leave in peace.

 

[bigbailes]

i was willing to leave in peace, all i wanted was for my sister to pay her tab and i told the bartender that if he wanted a tip to not kick us out right away. he said he didn't want my money and next thing i knew i was suckered punched and was getting punched in the face while i was on the ground. fought my way to my feet and a big samonina dude got me in a choke hold. got the fuck out of the bar and called 911, cops said i couldn't do anything cause two witnesses, who again worked for the bar and were the ones doing the punching, said i was throwing punches despite numerous sober witnesses saying i did no such thing. and the cops said it was my fault!

 

[drexlersdad]

i got sucker punched about a month ago, not by the bouncers though, dont fuck with the bouncers man.

 

[julius]

that's why you always gotta wear a tazor on you.

So when some big dude is assaulting you, you taze his ass.

Unless he's high on meth or some other drug, those things will bring down a bear.

 

[hasoos]

that's why you always gotta wear a tazor on you.

So when some big dude is assaulting you, you taze his ass.

Unless he's high on meth or some other drug, those things will bring down a bear.

Yep I have been looking at those, and those collapsible shock batons. I like that latter, because after you shock their ass, you can whack the shit out of them for fucking with you.

 

[MARIS61]

... said i was throwing punches despite numerous sober witnesses saying i did no such thing.

On New Year's Eve?

In a bar?

See, this is where your version of events might raise a little doubt should this end up in court.

Home is where I've always celebrated NYE, or camping.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, POSTERS!

 

[MARIS61]

that's why you always gotta wear a tazor on you.

So when some big dude is assaulting you, you taze his ass.

Unless he's high on meth or some other drug, those things will bring down a bear.

Are you volunteering to be the Designated Taser?

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS TASE DRUNK!

 

[DaRizzle]

i was willing to leave in peace, all i wanted was for my sister to pay her tab and i told the bartender that if he wanted a tip to not kick us out right away. he said he didn't want my money and next thing i knew i was suckered punched and was getting punched in the face while i was on the ground. fought my way to my feet and a big samonina dude got me in a choke hold. got the fuck out of the bar and called 911, cops said i couldn't do anything cause two witnesses, who again worked for the bar and were the ones doing the punching, said i was throwing punches despite numerous sober witnesses saying i did no such thing. and the cops said it was my fault!

jesus how obnoxious were you and your group members for a bartender to not like you guys that much?....there is another 50% of this story left to tell!

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

Care to let us in on what bar?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Getting punched at a bar has a name now:

YOU GOT SNOOKIED

[/Jersey Shore]

 

[Ed O]

Bouncers can pretty much do whatever they want. People should remember that, and do what they say if it means leaving. I've had a similar experience working in "the industry" a bit myself.

Bringing a taser into a bar is a bad idea. Using it on a bouncer is suicide in a lot of places.

Ed O.

 

[Mamba]

Moral of the story:

When you're told to GTFO, then GTFO.

 

[44Thrilla]

There's an unwritten rule that says bouncers don't mess with cops, cops don't mess with bouncers.

 

[ucatchtrout]

There is another rule that says he who has been drinking has a hell of a lot less credibility with the cops than he who isn't drinking.
Since the sober ones called the cops...they were the customer, you were the problem.

 

[Buzz Killington]

If it were me, I'd go back and fuck those guys (or the bar) up on a random night after they get off their shift. Not saying you should, but if some guys fucked with me like that, their ass is grass.

 

[Buzz Killington]

that's why you always gotta wear a tazor on you.

So when some big dude is assaulting you, you taze his ass.

Unless he's high on meth or some other drug, those things will bring down a bear.

I have a tazer I carry in my car. Shit is crazy.

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

If it were me, I'd go back and fuck those guys (or the bar) up on a random night after they get off their shift. Not saying you should, but if some guys fucked with me like that, their ass is grass.

Let me know when you do that so I can show up and watch your ass get seriously beat down!

 

[drexlersdad]

If it were me, I'd go back and fuck those guys (or the bar) up on a random night after they get off their shift. Not saying you should, but if some guys fucked with me like that, their ass is grass.

get some gangsta

 

[Buzz Killington]

not so hard, just wait in the shadows with a baseball bat and start wailing on them.



or call your internet lawyer!

 

[bigbailes]

the bartender is a douche, and an asshole, i'm sure his side of the story is different but that is with every story in life. i was the one who called the cops and that's fine, now i know that they can physically assault a customer.

the bar was Captains in Vancouver.

 

[Buzz Killington]

You're not going to fuck with him? neg yelp review!

 

[Buzz Killington]

http://www.myspace.com/captains22

find the bartender anywhere on the page?

 

[bigbailes]

hahaha....maybe i'll start a facebook group calling for a boycott. honestly, we shouldn't have even been there, it's been a shitty bar for a few months now and they can't be far from getting shut down. one of the cops told us they get called there almost every fri/sat night for fights.

 

[Buzz Killington]

boycott group would only help it. find as much about the bartender as you can and then bring it down from the inside.

 

[MickZagger]

Captains is weak, I don't go to that place often. A bunch of wannabe MMA guys running around in their tapout shirts thinking they're a badass. Was Ed Herman the one bouncing?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

and the moral of the story is, if they tell you to leave and you don't, immediately, they can physically assault you until you do leave, even if that means you can't leave. does that make sense? not really but apparently that is the law according to the VPD.

Oh yeah? So you ran into BenDavis?

 

[BenDavis503]

I have a tazer I carry in my car. Shit is crazy.

Why not a gun?

get some gangsta

No, it's called not being a pussy. Deleted.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Why not a gun?

I don't trust myself with a gun.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I don't have any weapons of any kind either.

My years of various MMA training is all I need.