DaRizzle
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Alright...so I did something at the concert that Im usually 99.9% against...I cheap shot a dude with the cleanest, hardest shot I have ever landed in my life and I dont feel bad one bit...here's why...
So Im at the show last night, have a nice jack and coke buzz going. Going in the mosh pit every other song, its hell getting old. So anyways Im taking a song off from the pit and sorta off to the side of the crowd and I see a fight about to start. When Im drunk I have a tendency to be the peacemaker, maybe I should have let them go at it but I didnt. They are both eyeballing each other down about to throw a punch and I slowly get in between them to separate them. I do it very respectfully, not pushing hard and making eye contact with both to show Im there just to separate and not take sides. They separate, everything is cool, I get props from a few for defusing the situation, all is good...for now.
So both of those guys face the stage to watch the show but one is standing behind the other with about 15ft of clear space between them. I see that guy has the look in his eye like he is about to cheap shot the guy from behind. I walk over to him and say something like "its all good, dont think about cheap shoting him, thats not cool". He looks at me and I notice he is wearing a mouthpiece...this shirtless, wanna be badass dude had been looking for a fight. He says "dont get involved" I say "its all good, no prob" and walk away...I DONT START FIGHTS.
So I go away and stand about 10 feet away from him and start watching the show again. I thought that was the end of it....wrong
About 3 min later I get sucker punched from behind to the side of my head! He then tries to do some tackle on me and I slip around and by the time we fall to the ground I have him in a head lock asking him what the fuck his problem was. We get pulled apart and I see him with a stupid smile on his face gesturing to "come here" but I didnt try to, and other people pulled him far away.
I have NEVER cheap shoted anybody in my life but I decided to show him how to make a cheap shot count...
I knew he was in the mosh pit and I knew he would be stupid enough to come back to rest in the same area as I was, so I waited...I finally see him coming out of the pit and lined him up and laid the most perfect elbow/forearm I have ever thrown in my life. His legs crumbled so damn fast, it was amazing. If you play golf, my elbow I threw felt like a perfectly hit driver, barley feels like you touched the ball but it goes 320 yards. He curls into a ball with his hands over his head on the ground and I land a punch to his jaw. People get between us but I was done anyways...I think he was out cold because he was getting dragged away...
The dude got exactly what he deserved, the worst black eye he ever will have, a possible broken nose, and a really bad headache, and I dont feel remorseful at all.
FYI That was the first time I threw a punch since college when my friend was thrown threw a sliding glass door. (more than 5 years)
...had to tell my story
edit: oops, can a mod correct the spelling in my title
So Im at the show last night, have a nice jack and coke buzz going. Going in the mosh pit every other song, its hell getting old. So anyways Im taking a song off from the pit and sorta off to the side of the crowd and I see a fight about to start. When Im drunk I have a tendency to be the peacemaker, maybe I should have let them go at it but I didnt. They are both eyeballing each other down about to throw a punch and I slowly get in between them to separate them. I do it very respectfully, not pushing hard and making eye contact with both to show Im there just to separate and not take sides. They separate, everything is cool, I get props from a few for defusing the situation, all is good...for now.
So both of those guys face the stage to watch the show but one is standing behind the other with about 15ft of clear space between them. I see that guy has the look in his eye like he is about to cheap shot the guy from behind. I walk over to him and say something like "its all good, dont think about cheap shoting him, thats not cool". He looks at me and I notice he is wearing a mouthpiece...this shirtless, wanna be badass dude had been looking for a fight. He says "dont get involved" I say "its all good, no prob" and walk away...I DONT START FIGHTS.
So I go away and stand about 10 feet away from him and start watching the show again. I thought that was the end of it....wrong
About 3 min later I get sucker punched from behind to the side of my head! He then tries to do some tackle on me and I slip around and by the time we fall to the ground I have him in a head lock asking him what the fuck his problem was. We get pulled apart and I see him with a stupid smile on his face gesturing to "come here" but I didnt try to, and other people pulled him far away.
I have NEVER cheap shoted anybody in my life but I decided to show him how to make a cheap shot count...
I knew he was in the mosh pit and I knew he would be stupid enough to come back to rest in the same area as I was, so I waited...I finally see him coming out of the pit and lined him up and laid the most perfect elbow/forearm I have ever thrown in my life. His legs crumbled so damn fast, it was amazing. If you play golf, my elbow I threw felt like a perfectly hit driver, barley feels like you touched the ball but it goes 320 yards. He curls into a ball with his hands over his head on the ground and I land a punch to his jaw. People get between us but I was done anyways...I think he was out cold because he was getting dragged away...
The dude got exactly what he deserved, the worst black eye he ever will have, a possible broken nose, and a really bad headache, and I dont feel remorseful at all.
FYI That was the first time I threw a punch since college when my friend was thrown threw a sliding glass door. (more than 5 years)
...had to tell my story
edit: oops, can a mod correct the spelling in my title
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