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bodyman5000 and 1

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It is a long story but apparently I can wish for bad things to happen to people and it will happen.

I was watching some Today show stuff on Halloween and saw Matt Lauer dressed as Marilyn Monroe I think it was anyway.

I'm watching this and I say to myself "please be the next Harvey Weinstein"

See the news today?
 
Interesting...unfortunately, the way it looks now, you may be able to say that about a lot of people and it will come true. Maybe we can make a RipCityTwo pool and take bets who will get exposed.
 
trailblazer18 said:
Interesting...unfortunately, the way it looks now, you may be able to say that about a lot of people and it will come true. Maybe we can make a RipCityTwo pool and take bets who will get exposed.
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I'm trying to think of someone famous to jinx and test this. Hmmm
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
It is a long story but apparently I can wish for bad things to happen to people and it will happen.

I was watching some Today show stuff on Halloween and saw Matt Lauer dressed as Marilyn Monroe I think it was anyway.

I'm watching this and I say to myself "please be the next Harvey Weinstein"

See the news today?
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There's a guy in office who needs your voodoo.
 
dviss1 said:
There's a guy in office who needs your voodoo.
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Besides he's already done all the things people are getting in trouble for so I don't think it will help.

AND......

Sometimes it backfires. I wished a co-worker would crash his car in front of another co-worker and he wrecked it a week later.

Problem is that he didn't get hurt, got money from suing the other guy and found a newer better version of the same car for cheaper.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Besides he's already done all the things people are getting in trouble for so I don't think it will help.

AND......

Sometimes it backfires. I wished a co-worker would crash his car in front of another co-worker and he wrecked it a week later.

Problem is that he didn't get hurt, got money from suing the other guy and found a newer better version of the same car for cheaper.
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Wow.. I would never wish negativity on anyone. I literally had to check my mother yesterday for saying something along the lines of wanting someone to shoot Trump.

I'm like Ma.... :ughno: :gtfo: :police:

I had to do some Thai Chi to calm myself down.
 
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dviss1 said:
Wow.. I would never wish negativity on anyone. I literally had to check my mother yesterday for saying something along the lines of wanting someone to shoot Trump.

I'm like Ma.... :ughno: :gtfo: :police:

I had to do some Thai Chi to calm myself down.
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He's a fucking asshole. I had to listen to him screaming at his awesome kid who has muscular dystrophy.

His son was amazing. He's working every day as his dad's helper and he's a little slow because he has a terrible genetic condition.

So his asshole dad screaming at him all the time really pissed me off.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
He's a fucking asshole. I had to listen to him screaming at his awesome kid who has muscular dystrophy.

His son was amazing. He's working every day as his dad's helper and he's a little slow because he has a terrible genetic condition.

So his asshole dad screaming at him all the time really pissed me off.
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I can see that pissing me off too. Don't FUCK with disabled people. :mrt:

Can't say I'd wish him dead tho.
 
dviss1 said:
I can see that pissing me off too. Don't FUCK with disabled people. :mrt:

Can't say I'd wish him dead tho.
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I didn't wish him dead. We get cars that get smashed to hell that people walk away from the accident.

If I'd wanted him dead I'd have wished he drove off the Hoover Dam bridge. You seen that thing?
 
Whenever we got to vote for employee of the month I'd vote for his son. I didn't lobby my coworkers but I should have.
 
At home now. Can elaborate on what's happened.

All of this has happened within the last two years. At the end I'm going to admit something that has been bothering me for a couple of months and why I've been trying to stop even thinking bad things.

Oh and I rescind the Pope thing. Never actually thought that one when I typed it.

I made fun of a wife's employee at a party. It was a harmless and hilarious Barbie joke because this girl is all about her looks. She complained on Facebook and my wife told me. I said "I hope something happens to her to make her stop being so shallow"

2 weeks later she gets Bell's palsy and has a drooping face for a few weeks.


Next, same girl's friend had been hired at my wife's company. She quits and throws my wife under the bus.

I find out and having given the girl Bell's palsy...I concentrate and do a Bewitched nose jiggle and say "I hope terrible things happen to her"

Within a few weeks, her dog dies unexpectedly and her son gets arrested for felony robbery. (I'm heartbroken about the dog)

Fuck, I'm forgetting some but here's the one that has to be a coincidence but I'm gonna tell it anyway for the first time.

People leave their cars for us to fix and leave the radio on their station.

November 29th, I pulled a car in the shop and there was some horrible new country song on the radio. I pulled in and a young guy I work with was there. I asked him if he listened to stuff like that. He said no and I said "people that like that shit should die"

That Sunday the wife and I rode our bikes to the M casino. We put 20 bucks in a dollar Wheel of Fortune.

She hit something and we saw how much it was and it was 58 dollars total credits. I said "you almost tripled the money, cash out"

We did. That weekend you all know the horror that hit Las Vegas. 58 people, that's some Jim Carrey movie Number 23 shit.

All of this is honest to God truth. I'm seriously wanting a cat scan to look for tumors
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
At home now. Can elaborate on what's happened.

All of this has happened within the last two years. At the end I'm going to admit something that has been bothering me for a couple of months and why I've been trying to stop even thinking bad things.

Oh and I rescind the Pope thing. Never actually thought that one when I typed it.

I made fun of a wife's employee at a party. It was a harmless and hilarious Barbie joke because this girl is all about her looks. She complained on Facebook and my wife told me. I said "I hope something happens to her to make her stop being so shallow"

2 weeks later she gets Bell's palsy and has a drooping face for a few weeks.


Next, same girl's friend had been hired at my wife's company. She quits and throws my wife under the bus.

I find out and having given the girl Bell's palsy...I concentrate and do a Bewitched nose jiggle and say "I hope terrible things happen to her"

Within a few weeks, her dog dies unexpectedly and her son gets arrested for felony robbery. (I'm heartbroken about the dog)

Fuck, I'm forgetting some but here's the one that has to be a coincidence but I'm gonna tell it anyway for the first time.

People leave their cars for us to fix and leave the radio on their station.

November 29th, I pulled a car in the shop and there was some horrible new country song on the radio. I pulled in and a young guy I work with was there. I asked him if he listened to stuff like that. He said no and I said "people that like that shit should die"

That Sunday the wife and I rode our bikes to the M casino. We put 20 bucks in a dollar Wheel of Fortune.

She hit something and we saw how much it was and it was 58 dollars total credits. I said "you almost tripled the money, cash out"

We did. That weekend you all know the horror that hit Las Vegas. 58 people, that's some Jim Carrey movie Number 23 shit.

All of this is honest to God truth. I'm seriously wanting a cat scan to look for tumors
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Damn man. Why you hate country?
 
theprunetang said:
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The Pope would't work for the same reason you won't. Have no beef have to have one even if it is tiny. The Matt Lauer thing was just because of his Marilyn Monroe outfit. Which takes on a whole new level of weird now. Wonder if he kept wearing it after the show?
 
I just edited that and it sounds weirder, have no beef have to have one even if it is tiny? Yikes. That could be misinterpreted
 
@bodyman5000 and 1

I've had some very strange things happen as well. I have these dream like premonitions sometimes, and when I have them, I know that it is going to happen. When I have them, it feels completely different than a dream or a thought. It is like something entering my brain from somewhere else. It has happened 11 times in my life and they were all very intense, life altering, and totally ended up being completely true.

I am a bit agnostic, and tend to think on the rational/ scientific side of things. But there are things we can't explain sometimes.
 
Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary has happened to me. I will keep you all updated as this situation continues.

barfo
 
theprunetang said:
@bodyman5000 and 1

I've had some very strange things happen as well. I have these dream like premonitions sometimes, and when I have them, I know that it is going to happen. When I have them, it feels completely different than a dream or a thought. It is like something entering my brain from somewhere else. It has happened 11 times in my life and they were all very intense, life altering, and totally ended up being completely true.

I am a bit agnostic, and tend to think on the rational/ scientific side of things. But there are things we can't explain sometimes.
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When I remembered how much money we'd cashed out, 58 dollars....I was creeped the hell out.

I'm leaning towards this being the Matrix and Trump is here to raise the power output.
 
It's been 20 minutes. Still nothing. More updates soon.

barfo
 
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