At home now. Can elaborate on what's happened.
All of this has happened within the last two years. At the end I'm going to admit something that has been bothering me for a couple of months and why I've been trying to stop even thinking bad things.
Oh and I rescind the Pope thing. Never actually thought that one when I typed it.
I made fun of a wife's employee at a party. It was a harmless and hilarious Barbie joke because this girl is all about her looks. She complained on Facebook and my wife told me. I said "I hope something happens to her to make her stop being so shallow"
2 weeks later she gets Bell's palsy and has a drooping face for a few weeks.
Next, same girl's friend had been hired at my wife's company. She quits and throws my wife under the bus.
I find out and having given the girl Bell's palsy...I concentrate and do a Bewitched nose jiggle and say "I hope terrible things happen to her"
Within a few weeks, her dog dies unexpectedly and her son gets arrested for felony robbery. (I'm heartbroken about the dog)
Fuck, I'm forgetting some but here's the one that has to be a coincidence but I'm gonna tell it anyway for the first time.
People leave their cars for us to fix and leave the radio on their station.
November 29th, I pulled a car in the shop and there was some horrible new country song on the radio. I pulled in and a young guy I work with was there. I asked him if he listened to stuff like that. He said no and I said "people that like that shit should die"
That Sunday the wife and I rode our bikes to the M casino. We put 20 bucks in a dollar Wheel of Fortune.
She hit something and we saw how much it was and it was 58 dollars total credits. I said "you almost tripled the money, cash out"
We did. That weekend you all know the horror that hit Las Vegas. 58 people, that's some Jim Carrey movie Number 23 shit.
All of this is honest to God truth. I'm seriously wanting a cat scan to look for tumors
