Religion Solo: A Star Wars Story

[MarAzul]

Popular modern actors and the impressions they give off:

Tom Cruise: "Closest-ted older man who is super nice and has the creepiest fucking smile."

Ryan Reynolds: "One note hunk actor who girls love and never shuts the fuck up."

Ray Winstone: "Fat old London barrow boy who never shaves."

Eddie Redmayne: "Always acts better when he plays paralytics or puts on dresses."

Jessie Eisenburg: "Who gave this guy coffee?!"

Brad Pitt: "Hey man..... Yah got any weed?"

Johnny Depp: "Hey man.... Yah got any wine and weed?"

Benedict Cumberbatch: "It's like, how much more pasty can a human be without looking like a humanized lizard?"

I really should not respond to this, mostly because I don't keep up with this sort of thing. And you know, my age and my lawn sort of image,
but you are a good fella and I will give you what little I have.

I loved Tom Cruise in Top Gun! The dip shit should have quit then! Why does he give me the bad vibs every since? I don't know, maybe I just don't like his looks.

Johnny Depp: Creepy! Why does he get paid?

Brad Pitt: Read Tom Cruise. But the movie I like him in was, A river Runs Through it. It might not have been him, probably not him. I just like the story which I had just read, before seeing the movie, while I was over on the Deschutes river, at my friend's cabin at the fishing club up river from Maupin. Otherwise meh, yeah maybe too much weed showing through.

Now, to show just how shallow I am, I don't know a thing about the others on your list.

 

[Natebishop3]

There's no way this could be worse than the last 2 Star Wars movies.

Pure drivel.

I disagree.

You didn't like Rogue One?