Some Of You Young Bucks.........

[Mediocre Man]

We aren't talking about a team made up of HCP's trying to have sex you know..

And certainly not misses HCP. She lets everyone score

 

[Bob Dobalina]

NONE SHALL SCORE!!

Nahh! We're all just downplaying our scoring abilities. Humility ya know?

 

[julius]

And certainly not misses HCP. She lets everyone score

gives new meaning to going deep....taking it to the hole...wide open...free throw...motion offense...and setting a screen.



wait a second, that doesn't sound right.

 

[Mediocre Man]

gives new meaning to going deep....taking it to the hole...wide open...free throw...motion offense...and setting a screen.



wait a second, that doesn't sound right.

Penetration, going back door, tied up, slamming it home, charging....in her case

 

[Bob Dobalina]

Penetration, going back door, tied up, slamming it home, charging....in her case

3 seconds in the lane?

 

[Mediocre Man]

3 seconds in the lane?

That goes back to HCP himself

 

[julius]

what would illegal defense be? or a shot clock violation?

I bet she knows what a 3 man weave is though.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

You fuckers need to stop talking about my girlfriend!

 

[THE HCP]

I'm basically a half Mexican Charles Barkley! I will be missed! Let me know if you guys do this, we'll get somebody to shoot it and I'll put together some highlights!

 

[Bob Dobalina]

So we have 3 confirmed? Max team is 5. I know a prolific shooter from deep if we want one. Though he's not a member of this site.

 

[THE HCP]

So we have 3 confirmed? Max team is 5. I know a prolific shooter from deep if we want one. Though he's not a member of this site.

As long as he's not white!!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

So we have 3 confirmed? Max team is 5. I know a prolific shooter from deep if we want one. Though he's not a member of this site.

Haven't seen anything from CaptNapalm or Vanilla Gorilla yet today, and they both seemed interested as well. Where you guys at?

 

[CaptNapalm]

Busy paying the bills. On lunch now. I am still interested. But don't tell HCP I'm white. I'm a Benson grad is that street cred enough to earn an exemption from HCP's rule?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Busy paying the bills. On lunch now. I am still interested. But don't tell HCP I'm white. I'm a Benson grad is that street cred enough to earn an exemption from HCP's rule?

Well I'm white too, but I'm from NEP (Parkrose, mind you) so IDGAS about HCP's "rules".

So, what are you bringing to the table? Sick outside stroke, mad hops, killer crossover? I gotta know if you're putting me on the bench (which I imagine anyone who actually plays semi-regularly can).

 

[Mediocre Man]

Well I'm white too, but I'm from NEP (Parkrose, mind you) so IDGAS about HCP's "rules".

So, what are you bringing to the table? Sick outside stroke, mad hops, killer crossover? I gotta know if you're putting me on the bench (which I imagine anyone who actually plays semi-regularly can).

I am from Parkrose too.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I am from Parkrose too.

I now pity your bionic self even more than I did previously.

 

[CaptNapalm]

I can shoot pretty well from the outside, that and defense were the two hallmarks of my game in the glory days. No killer crossover or And1 mixtapes but, lets just say I would fit well in a Nate coached team I don't make the flashy play and don't turn it over much. I am a whiter, shorter, poor man's homeless unkle's version of Steve Blake. I don't know where I land skill wise in comparison with you guys, Air Force squadron basketball is a few dozen steps behind the D-League for sure.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I don't know where I land skill wise in comparison with you guys...

Skills? My only discernible skills are that I'm tall with long arms and can pass and rebound. I'm Kevin Love without the post game.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I now pity your bionic self even more than I did previously.

It was great when I grew up. I am 14 years your senior though

 

[THE HCP]

Busy paying the bills. On lunch now. I am still interested. But don't tell HCP I'm white. I'm a Benson grad is that street cred enough to earn an exemption from HCP's rule?

Benson gets my O.K.!

 

[THE HCP]

Well I'm white too, but I'm from NEP (Parkrose, mind you) so IDGAS about HCP's "rules".

So, what are you bringing to the table? Sick outside stroke, mad hops, killer crossover? I gotta know if you're putting me on the bench (which I imagine anyone who actually plays semi-regularly can).

Parkrose is NOT the N.E.P.! That's more West Gresham! You know that FAMS!

 

[Eastoff]

clearly the solution is to have a basketball game to decide on the best players for the team at the tournament.

 

[Denny Crane]

clearly the solution is to have a basketball game to decide on the best players for the team at the tournament.

Can you take 5 players (or whatever) and play a different combination of 3 each game?

I hope you guys get together and practice at least once.

 

[CaptNapalm]

clearly the solution is to have a basketball game to decide on the best players for the team at the tournament.

I don't know this is a basketball team from the internet. Perhaps a contest of posting captioned images; making fun of people's mothers, gfs, wives; and trolling would be more appropriate.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Hey, if the most that happens from this is that some of us get together and hoop, I'm cool with that. When and where peeps? I've got nothing going on tonight--who wants to come out to "West Gresham"?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Parkrose is NOT the N.E.P.! That's more West Gresham! You know that FAMS!

Don't lump it all in together, "fams". (that word will never get old!) I ain't talkin' 'bout Maywood. You come down to Argay Park and roll w/my boys from down on Sandy and tell me it ain't "NEP".

 

[Bob Dobalina]

Hey, if the most that happens from this is that some of us get together and hoop, I'm cool with that. When and where peeps? I've got nothing going on tonight--who wants to come out to "West Gresham"?

I could be talked into a "practice" but I need some notice. We still at 4 players or what?

 

[CaptNapalm]

I could be talked into a "practice" but I need some notice. We still at 4 players or what?

Yeah let me know when and where. I am in Tigard.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

6'1" 240, but decently athletic. On offense, I am a good passer and decent ball-handler. I can drive and kick but not really drive and finish due to my 20 inch vertical. I am good at three's and c=have a nice turnaround jumper from 12 feet and in. On defense, I consider myself above average. I regularly guard my 6'5" 2nd team all league center friend at the park and do very well. I also guard my 5'10" 2nd team all league guard friend and do very well. I'm very good at help defense as well.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Oh, and I'm not sure I really want to play but if I'm needed I will.