"Someone needs to burn this place to the ground."

[SlyPokerDog]

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[EL PRESIDENTE]

Jumped the Shizzark.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Jumped the Shizzark.

Nah, just getting ideas for Mag's visit to Portland. Trying to figure out what tops lap dances, karaoke to a live rock band and Voodoo donuts.

So far only have deep sea fishing planned.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

hike up multnomah falls with a few joints. best shit ever.

steak bites after.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

and if you want to see some real fucked up shit...go to "Dirty" on a Saturday night. classic portland nightlife. lol

 

[SlyPokerDog]

and if you want to see some real fucked up shit...go to "Dirty" on a Saturday night. classic portland nightlife. lol

Have you ever been to Sinferno at Dante's? Greatest Portland experience ever!

Storm Large and Balls are fun too.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dirty is pretty funny because its a nice mix of thugged out wiggers and nerdy indians trying to pick up blond chicks with Samoan bouncers in military garb trying to look tough. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Have you ever been to Sinferno at Dante's? Greatest Portland experience ever!

Storm Large and Balls are fun too.

nope. maybe next time.

 

[MickZagger]

Nah, just getting ideas for Mag's visit to Portland. Trying to figure out what tops lap dances, karaoke to a live rock band and Voodoo donuts.

So far only have deep sea fishing planned.

Dude, you got serious bromance issues going on.

 

[Eastoff]

Salt and Straw is the new Voodoo Doughnuts. IMO Sassy's is worth checking out.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Salt and Straw is the new Voodoo Doughnuts. IMO Sassy's is worth checking out.

Good call on Salt and Straw. Do you know if they're open when the bars close?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Dude, you got serious bromance issues going on.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+can+I+buy+roofies+in+Portland

 

[maxiep]

How much does it suck for that fourth guy who always finds a way to get parted from his friends? The franchise is huge, and he's utterly forgettable.

Edit: This guy: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0058581/?ref_=tt_cl_t6

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

hah, he fucked one of the olsen twins.

 

[Eastoff]

Good call on Salt and Straw. Do you know if they're open when the bars close?

No, they will definitely be closed. see the bottom, they close at 11pm on the east side.

 

[santeesioux]

Never really liked these movies. Ken Jeong is funny in them i guess.

 

[Eastoff]

Spoiler alert, the actor playing Doug is in the third movie too, according to IMDB. Maybe he has a minor role... LIKE ALL THE OTHER MOVIES!