Sorry but need to get 10 things off my chest...

[The Sebastian Express]

I like how Mixum went from "when the regular seasons ends if we make the playoffs" to "after the playoffs end". Changing the rules all the time, Rudy.

 

[Luther]

Mixums real priorities for the off season.

1. Put a hit out on KP.
2. Trade Oden for Yi.
3. Hate life.
4. Support Martell until he stops getting playing time, then throw him under the bus.
5. Burn the Rose Garden to the ground then start a campaign to move the Blazers to Seattle.
6. Touch innocent children.
7. Buy a Westbrook jersey and wear it as a nightgown.
8. Bury KP under the RG.
9. Claim the sky is falling on an hourly basis.
10. Delete S2 account.

 

[oldguy]

rizz... i can tell you them now but dont worry.... mixum thoughts will be closer then you think!

Why? Will ODENISGOD be making another appearance for the summer?

Mixums off season plan.

1. Fire KPEE. Find a clever GM who can make trades like the lakers did with gasol or mavs did with butler. A GM who can finsih the puzzle.

You always have these great plans, but you have never come up with a way to make them work. Who, MIXUM?

If they hire the wrong guy, we can spend the next years of complaining about the new GM. That would be freak'n awesome.

2. PRIORITY #1 as far as roster - RESIGN CAMBY. Biggest thing we do all summer. If the Blazers dont... its a failure right off the bat.

If MC doesn't want to live in Portland, he simply has to say no. How the hell is that a failure by the Blazers?

3. Trade Bayless and Martell for the future PG of this team. Hell trade them for french fries... just get them off this team. They both stink.

If they stink, why would another team give up a starting PG for them?

4. Work on Batums offense. He needs to average at leats 15 a night to be legit as a starter iMO.

A team needs a glue guy. Nic plays great D, and contributes when he has open shots. That's his role, and if he wasn't happy in it, the team would probably need to look for another SF. Not everyone is going to get as many shots as they'd like.

Brandon seemed to be worrying about touches; both when Greg started getting more shots, and before he and Dre learned to play together. When both Greg and Dre are starting with Brandon and LMA, Nic isn't likely to be getting 13-14 shots a night.

5. Hope Monty Williams stays.

Good plan.

6. Get a priest to perform an exorcism in the locker room.

I'm down.

7. Decide Gregs future either extension or match next year? i say let the gimp go.

Rizz paid you to say that, didn't he? That statement is well, just...

8. Have Rudy bulk up. Hes too fragile.

I'm confused. Doesn't Rudy suck? Do you think getting stronger will stop the suckage?

9. Resign Howard to a 1 year deal.

Works for me.

10. Draft anything but a euro. Please.

Even if the euro is the BPA when the team picks?

Go Blazers

 

[e_blazer]

Huh. I would have thought man-boobs would have made MIXUM's list of things to get off his chest.

 

[axs88]

Even if the euro is the BPA when the team picks?

Anything but a euro, that's priceless.. except when he turns out to be good (Roddy B), then "KP should have never passed him up"

 

[Minstrel]

1. Fire KPEE. Find a clever GM who can make trades like the lakers did with gasol or mavs did with butler. A GM who can finsih the puzzle.

A GM who can trade one player (Josh Howard) for an equally good player (Caron Butler) and not improve the team to any noticeable effect.

We should replace kpee with that guy who traded Blake and Outlaw for the difference-making Camby. Who was that? I think it was Mark Warkentien. Or those Spurs guys. Those Spurs guys are good.

2. PRIORITY #1 as far as roster - RESIGN CAMBY. Biggest thing we do all summer.

Re-sign Camby! Camby has been awesome, ever since he magically appeared here with no deal being struck. Well, it probably wasn't magic but I've forgotten how Camby got here. But it doesn't matter...he's here (somehow) and is awesome.

3. Trade Bayless and Martell for the future PG of this team. Hell trade them for french fries... just get them off this team. They both stink.

Bayless and Martell are horrible. Trade them both for a great young point guard. kthx.

4. Work on Batums offense. He needs to average at leats 15 a night to be legit as a starter iMO.

Tell Batum to keep improving. Check. This plan is aces.

5. Hope Monty Williams stays.

Masterstroke. Anything else we can hope for, as part of organizational planning?

6. Get a priest to perform an exorcism in the locker room.

Hehe. It's always good to inject some humour. We aren't completely dry here.

7. Decide Gregs future either extension or match next year? i say let the gimp go.

Yes...neither give him an extension OR wait to see what he does next year. We don't want the risk/reward option or the no-risk option...we wanna release the gimp!

8. Have Rudy bulk up. Hes too fragile.

Right, we want to...well, actually, not much to make fun on on this one.

9. Resign Howard to a 1 year deal.

This plan is becoming boringly sane....

10. Draft anything but a euro. Please.

Racism, or clumsy attempt to say "Anyone but a player who will remain in Europe?" Probably the latter, but racism (continentalism? areaism?) is a more fitting end to this plan.

I wish MIXUM and KingSpeed ran a team together.

 

[Erroneous Subterfuge]

Mixum, the only thing I want off your chest is that tight little blouse you're wearing... hot!

 

[Minstrel]

Mixum, the only thing I want off your chest is that tight little blouse you're wearing... hot!

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[jlprk]

After WW2 came a generation who longed for a sexual revolution...Their children started demanding in the 60s that it happen...Around 1970 the manhater movement was created to stop that...Conservatives don't argue about liberal behavior, they simply make it illegal and justify that with stereotypes...