Stephon Marbury on Drugs

[Karma]

Ridiculously funny interview with Stephon Marbury. It starts out slow (as in, a normal interview) and then Marbury slowly starts saying wierder and wierder things as the show goes on. Towards the end, his wife calls, and then he proceeds to start dancing and cutting off the host as he's trying to speak to the camera. Funny **** all around

Among the highlights of Steph's quotes:

When he was asked about Z-Bo being in NY next year, Steph's response was along these lines:

"Man, I'm going to average like 10 points next year, 12-13 dimes, and 2-3 assists"

When his wife calls him, he checks the phone, and proceeds to say:
"Sorry, that's my better half...my better hoe...my better half"

There's also stuff about "we played basketball, we didn't sleep in the same bed" (referring to KG), and some really wierd thing about kissing his sister and feeling her body or some **** like that. Dude's wierd as hell in this interview, but some parts are hilarious. The last minute is especially interesting.

http://slamonline.com/online/2007/07/the-s...-marbury-video/

 

[Karma]

To add, there's another funny bit where Steph doesn't make any sense:

The host asks him about his relationship with Isiah, and Steph starts talking about god knows what. He mentions selling his sneakers to kids, and this gem follows:

Steph: ".....basketball is what drives it. We play basketball, and we wear tennis shoes, but at the same time, that's not what it's about. What it's really about is the little kids. Seeing what you said, you was in the room, you said 'did you really?' and then you changed it; you said 'DID YOU REALLY?', that's what you really wanted to say, 'DID YOU REALLY DO DIS FOR THE FIRST TIME?' cause this is unbelieveable. It feels so good inside that you wanna really wanna speak it and make it come to life, but you wanted to ask me first."

Steph's quite a character. Now would be a good time to mention that I absolutely don't like him as a player.

 

[Midnight Green]

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"Man, I'm going to average like 10 points next year, 12-13 dimes, and 2-3 assists"

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I was like "what?" when he said that...

 

[Laker_fan]

LOOOOLLLL. "He's a mans man." I was getting worried when he was talking about feeling his sisters body but I think he was talking about his daughter. Oh and "my better half, my better hoe."

 

[igotask8board]

Karma

THAT WAS GREAT! Put this in the make me laugh forum.

Steph needs to learn how to pass the ball and the pipe. In one game he plans on picking up 10 points, 5 rebounds, 12-13 fine hoes, and 2-3 assists.

 

[monty001]

Wow...is he always like that?

 

[Mr. J]

Dude definitely isn't media savvy.

Great guy off the court though.

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">• On his relationship with his family: "My sister Stephanie, that's my namesake, that's what she is to me...that's my daughter name...she been praying for this forever and it finally happened yesterday when I kissed her, I felt her body and I felt her soul. I was delighted to be kissing her. I couldn't even cry because I knew they were gonna be happy tears so I was able to control them. You know, you really cry when you really bad stuff."
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Man... The sister comments was creepy.

 

[AKIRA]

Is he crazy, seriously, wtf