Still no color commentator for Calabro?

[dviss1]

Boy, you guys sure know how to ruin a joke.

It wasn't funny.... You make too many skin tone jokes. (We're all the same race)

 

[dviss1]

That explains why Eminem is "Slim Shady". Makes so much sense now...

And Lochte is Swim Shady.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Well spoken? He never pronounces his ers or ings.

When I think of the term "well spoken", I think more of eloquence than enunciation. As long as I can understand what the person is saying, I don't care how he pronounces his words; I'm much more interested in someone being able to quickly and efficiently locate the words necessary to effectively communicate his thoughts.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

And Lochte is Swim Shady.

But we'd prefer Swim Shady to shut up rather than stand up.

 

[BlazerWookee]

It wasn't funny.... You make too many skin tone jokes. (We're all the same race)

Feigned obtusivity is almost always funny.

 

[dviss1]

Feigned obtusivity is almost always funny.

"Funny" is a subjective term.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"Funny" lol

FTFY, so Wookiee can relate.

 

[BBert]

Lamar seems like a chatterbox. I don't want the color commentator to be a chatter box. I want him/her to be able to break down the game, provide analysis, and insight. I didn't see much of that in that demo.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Doesn't a joke have to be funny to be ruined though?

I don't know? You're a joke that's not funny and ruins everything.

 

[Mediocre Man]

It wasn't funny.... You make too many skin tone jokes. (We're all the same race)

It was funny.

 

[dviss1]

It was funny.

"Funny" is a subjective term.

 

[Boob-No-More]

(We're all the same race)

But apparently not all the same species. Off the top of my head, I can think of one or two posters that definitely qualify as an Equus africanus asinus.

Which further proves your point: one does not need dark skin to be an African American.

BNM

 

[riverman]

When the real aliens show up from planet Zemo and they all look like ugly cockroaches and slugs...we humans will greet each other with more appreciation, and then immediately make up racist slurs for the cockroaches and slugs and not let them buy guns.

 

[Boob-No-More]

When the real aliens show up from planet Zemo and they all look like ugly cockroaches and slugs...we humans will greet each other with more appreciation, and then immediately make up racist slurs for the cockroaches and slugs and not let them buy guns.

Ha! That will never happen. Emporer Trump will build a wall around planet earth to keep them out. And, he'll make them pay for it! Making Earth great again!!!

BNM

 

[Mediocre Man]

But apparently not all the same species. Off the top of my head, I can think of one or two posters that definitely qualify as an Equus africanus asinus.

Which further proves your point: one does not need dark skin to be an African American.

BNM

I think it's weird when people talk about themselves in the third person

 

[MickZagger]

This is getting lame. We need a color guy pronto. Should we hire Ed Whelan?

 

[THE HCP]

This is getting lame. We need a color guy pronto. Should we hire Ed Whelan?

Patience FAMS, patience......

 

[riverman]

Patience FAMS, patience......

Tell me he's not bald, please

 

[BigGameDamian]

Patience FAMS, patience......

P.J. Carlesimo?

 

[Dougnsalem]

My guess is, they put off the announcement just to mess with everyone in this thread. Probably getting a good laugh over it....

 

[THE HCP]

In a few hours when they release the TV schedule, they will make the announcement I SWEAR!

 

[riverman]

In a few hours when they release the TV schedule, they will make the announcement I SWEAR!

everybody knows you swear

 

[PDXFonz]

In a few hours when they release the TV schedule, they will make the announcement I SWEAR!

We will know before the end of the night? I feel like you are predicting and not insider-ing...

 

[BonesJones]

Cmon @HCP this is your chance to be one of those "sources" to leak a news story. Message me the name, I'll pass it along, and we can leak this shit. Lmao

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Gawd, I hope it's Seth MacFarlane.

 

[THE HCP]

Bones, message sent.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sarah Hecht is coming back?!?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I remember when PJ was coach here and I got tickets to see him "starring" in a local production of Sweeney Todd.

 

[Strenuus]

Sarah Hecht is coming back?!?

ABBY CHIN!

 

[BonesJones]

Bones, message sent.

I know things the rest of you don't!