(stolen from Rip City mornings): Famous Blazer fans

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

And why would JinxSpeed be more famous than I? He has never won an Oscar, while I HAVE won an Emmy!!! #facts


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#bigfishsmallpondevensmallerpenis

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Tiesto is a huge blazers fan

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

And why would JinxSpeed be more famous than I? He has never won an Oscar, while I HAVE won an Emmy!!! #facts


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The Emmys has a category for lawn mowing......???

 

[kingslayer]

There's some comedian that writes for Chelsea Lately. I forgot his name though

Ian Karmel? He's from Portland and used to be a regular part of the panel on CSNNW's craptastic show "Talkin Ball" after Blazer games. Then he moved to LA when Chelsea Lately hired him, but still reps the Blazers every chance he gets. I think he works for James Corden now.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I thought Taylor Danforth made us Zeroes famous. Does that count?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ian Karmel? He's from Portland and used to be a regular part of the panel on CSNNW's craptastic show "Talkin Ball" after Blazer games. Then he moved to LA when Chelsea Lately hired him, but still reps the Blazers every chance he gets. I think he works for James Corden now.

No, different guy I think he is Korean

 

[Denny Crane]

And why would JinxSpeed be more famous than I? He has never won an Oscar, while I HAVE won an Emmy!!! #facts


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Win it in a poker game?

 

[THE HCP]

No, different guy I think he is Korean

MAGs?


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[HailBlazers]

There's some comedian that writes for Chelsea Lately. I forgot his name though

Not. Famous.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Outside of Kingspeed, maybe the dad from Modern Family and HCP, are there any famous Blazer fans out there?

I think that rapper Lillard is a Blazer fan.

 

[HailBlazers]

I think that rapper Lillard is a Blazer fan.

Dame D.O.L.L.A?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dame D.O.L.L.A?

Yes.

 

[Orion Bailey]

And why would JinxSpeed be more famous than I? He has never won an Oscar, while I HAVE won an Emmy!!! #facts


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Seriously? For what? Not digging, genuinely interested. I mean I know for what but what were your standouts that propelled you to win?

 

[julius]

Seriously? For what? Not digging, genuinely interested. I mean I know for what but what were your standouts that propelled you to win?

the P in HCP stands for "puffer"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Seriously? For what? Not digging, genuinely interested. I mean I know for what but what were your standouts that propelled you to win?

Blazer broadcasting won a local Emmy. HCP is the broadcast truck donut boy so he feels he contributed in a small way.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Blazer broadcasting won a local Emmy. HCP is the broadcast truck donut boy so he feels he contributed in a small way.

Nice!! Hey. Even a benchwarmer is still part of the team when they win right?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Nice!! Hey. Even a benchwarmer is still part of the team when they win right?

So basically, you're calling HCP the Adam Morrison of Blazer Broadcasting?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nice!! Hey. Even a benchwarmer is still part of the team when they win right?

Except every time HCP eats a jelly filled donut he's committing cannibalism.

 

[BBert]

LOL

Our esteemed HCP is a first class replay engineering technician and part time fluffer.

He'll probably win us 3-4 games this season.

Keep up the good work!

 

[Strenuus]

So basically, you're calling HCP the Adam Morrison of Blazer Broadcasting?

I was literally about to post this as I was reading it. Well done!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I was literally about to post this as I was reading it. Well done!

How great is it that that has become Ammo's legacy?

 

[Sedatedfork]

LOL

Our esteemed HCP is a first class replay engineering technician and part time fluffer.

He'll probably win us 3-4 games this season.

Keep up the good work!

Is there a way to determine +/-, PER, Usage Rate, and WAR for HCP. Particularly interested in his per 48 stats on fluffing.

 

[THE HCP]

Haters haters everywhere!!!!!


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[THE HCP]

I have actually got us points a couple times. Screamed at the Mikes it was a 3 and not a 2. Happened twice in a game at Orlando a long time ago and we won by one. Coach Nate and BRoy came up and thanked me. Even got a shiny pin from Larry Miller. Overall my +\- is +3 FAMS!


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[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have actually got us points a couple times. Screamed at the Mikes it was a 3 and not a 2. Happened twice in a game at Orlando a long time ago and we won by one. Coach Nate and BRoy came up and thanked me. Even got a shiny pin from Larry Miller. Overall my +\- is +3 FAMS!


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I REMEMBER THAT GAME. YOU DA REAL MVP

 

[THE HCP]

^See Pres...... You see the light! Get these SUCKAS on our page!


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[Strenuus]

^See Pres...... You see the light! Get these SUCKAS on our page!


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Uhh, technically, we are on the S2 page, you ZERO!

 

[MickZagger]

Elizabeth Banks according to this

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2014/10/30/ranking-every-nba-team-their-celebrity-fans

The Pacers got Jared Fogle.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

LOL

Our esteemed HCP is a first class replay engineering technician and part time fluffer.

He'll probably win us 3-4 games this season.

Keep up the good work!

Same as Taurean Green!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Same as Taurean Green!

Von Wafer DID win us one game (against the Clippers on 2/27/2008), after we traded Green for him. Apparently the trade took two games out of him.