If I disappear after sharing this secretive information, you’ll know what happened. The truth is that men sit down when they pee. The urinals, the peeing on the seat. It’s all a clever disguise. See, what happens is we sit down on the toilet and that’s how we are transported to another dimension. It’s why we are in the restroom for 30 minutes; really it’s about 36 hours in bro town (We don’t actually call it bro town by the way). Thats just what we want women to believe when we always call each other bro. Its actual name, is Atlantis. It was never about a city sinking into the ocean, it’s always been about sitting down on the toilet.