Game Thread SUPER BOWL LX - SEAHAWKS VS PATRIOTS - FEBRUARY 8, 2026 - SUNDAY - 3:30 PM (PDT) - NBC - PEACOCK - NFL+ (7 Viewers)

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I hope Green Day makes a statement. Absolutely love them and the outrage will be hilarious to watch.

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Is Green Day performing?
 
Heard a funny joke on the radio a little bit ago...

Next year's Super Bowl entertainment is going to be Andrew, the person formerly known as Prince.
 
Don't quit your day job, bro. Comedy not a strength.
I don't have contempt for all men, just the contemptible ones. But I have to admit, cats are more intelligent. Prettier. Don't leave the seat up.
If I disappear after sharing this secretive information, you’ll know what happened. The truth is that men sit down when they pee. The urinals, the peeing on the seat. It’s all a clever disguise. See, what happens is we sit down on the toilet and that’s how we are transported to another dimension. It’s why we are in the restroom for 30 minutes; really it’s about 36 hours in bro town (We don’t actually call it bro town by the way). Thats just what we want women to believe when we always call each other bro. Its actual name, is Atlantis. It was never about a city sinking into the ocean, it’s always been about sitting down on the toilet.
 
I know there are a few people on here on DK…

Who is in on the King of the Endzone with a $4,000,000 share? I won it twice this year, both times on D/ST (one was R. Shaheeds return against the 49ers).

FWIW, I took Cooper Kupp, but I think it’s anybodies game today! Should be fun to see how this plays out.
 
If I disappear after sharing this secretive information, you’ll know what happened. The truth is that men sit down when they pee. The urinals, the peeing on the seat. It’s all a clever disguise. See, what happens is we sit down on the toilet and that’s how we are transported to another dimension. It’s why we are in the restroom for 30 minutes; really it’s about 36 hours in bro town (We don’t actually call it bro town by the way). Thats just what we want women to believe when we always call each other bro. Its actual name, is Atlantis. It was never about a city sinking into the ocean, it’s always been about sitting down on the toilet.
I sit down when I pee. Except public restrooms. Bros be peeing everywhere.
 
I admit. The number of times I have been in a room with a human male urinating is very limited. In fact the only time I recall is a New Year's Eve party in my wild youth. One bathroom. Someone passed out in there. With door locked. It took a lot of banging and yelling before he revived enough to open the door, by which time there was a large group of people all badly needing to go. We all more or less fell in and a bunch of men unzipped and urinated all at once. Hey, saved time.

My male cat Orlando used litter box while I was in the room but it had a discreet lid so I didn't actually observe the process.

And this thread is going downhill fast.
 
Between the Super Bowl and Thanksgiving, if I could only celebrate one, I'd go with the Super Bowl.
 
I admit. The number of times I have been in a room with a human male urinating is very limited. In fact the only time I recall is a New Year's Eve party iny wild youth. One bathroom. Someone passed out in there. With door locked. It took a lot of banging and yelling before he revived enough to open the door, by which time there was a large group of people all badly needing to go. We all more or less fell in and a bunch of men unzipped and urinated all at once. Hey, saved time.

My male cat Orlando used litter box while I was in the room but it had a discreet lid so I didn't actually observe the process.

And this thread is going downhill fast.
Is your cat.... BLACK?
 

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