Supposedly some Rockets fan said Terry looks like he works at Home Depot...

[Natebishop3]

 

[maxiep]

It sounds like someone is jealous of the tools to which Coach Stotts has access.

 

[maxiep]

Of course, said Rocket fan is probably jealous our coach is working. Their coach is on vacation.

 

[Haakzilla]

...I will take a lunch pail toting, hard working guy over Frankenstein any day!

 

[Sedatedfork]

...I will take a lunch pail toting, hard working guy over Frankenstein any day!

I like this one better.

 

[jlprk]

The Rockets walked into a buzz saw and will need more drills.

 

[Boise Blazer]

How ironic that Home Depot's motto is "More saving. More doing" As in Stotts gets way more out of his players than McHale could ever dream of. Its like these Rocket fans are trying to set themselves up for these things

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

How ironic that Home Depot's motto is "More saving. More doing" As in Stotts gets way more out of his players than McHale could ever dream of. Its like these Rocket fans are trying to set themselves up for these things

Ha ha!

 

[blue32]

God their tears are delicious.

 

[julius]

That is funny.

 

[craigehlo]

+

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[maxiep]

"So, Kevin, how can I help you?"

"Well Terry, I have all these awesome tools in this box, but I have absolutely no idea how to use them."

"Have you tried adjusting them?"

<<blank look, walks away>>

 

[crandc]

That's supposed to hurt our feelings? Aside from the fact that there is absolutely nothing wrong with working at Home Depot (a very helpful man helped me select my new oven), who chooses a head coach on looks? He's not a fucking beauty queen. In a way it's a compliment, a hard working guy picking out the right tools and showing others how to use them.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That's supposed to hurt our feelings? Aside from the fact that there is absolutely nothing wrong with working at Home Depot (a very helpful man helped me select my new oven), who chooses a head coach on looks? He's not a fucking beauty queen. In a way it's a compliment, a hard working guy picking out the right tools and showing others how to use them.

You let a man help you? :MARIS61:

I kid, I kid.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Stotts should be flattered. When you can't criticize someone's performance, you resort to making fun of their appearance. If that's the harshest criticism of Terry Stotts Rockets fans can dream up, that just proves they now know what we already knew: Watching Terry Stotts on our bench, on our sidelines, in our huddles, is a thing of beauty. He totally coached circles around Kevin McHale in that series. I don't care what he looks like, he has a beautiful mind. Our play calling, adjustments and late game execution are all things Rockets fans can only fantasize about.

BNM

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I dunno if I'd make jokes about opposing coaches looking like they have jobs if I were Houston...

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I don't have a problem with this. Whether it's the first minute of the game or overtime Asik looks like he just woke up and hasn't combed his hair yet. So what?

 

[oldmangrouch]

"Official" press release:

To reduce overhead and save customers money, Home Depot is now hiring clerks who don't need ladders.

You're welcome.

 

[PDXFonz]

You guys are trying too hard, if you really wanna piss off rocket fans just tell them that mchale looks like he works for the rockets.

 

[Strenuus]

You guys are trying too hard, if you really wanna piss off rocket fans just tell them that mchale looks like he works for the rockets.

Or just tell them that they can save 15% in .9 seconds.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Sign them up for "LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED OUR HERBAL PLAYOFF EXTENDER!" spam e-mails.

 

[Elton]

Our play calling, adjustments and late game execution are all things Rockets fans can only fantasize about.

BNM

It's funny how quickly we forget about the frustrations with McMillan (bad rotations, lame iso offense) and scarcely remember to be thankful that we actually have a good strategist for a coach. He is absolutely getting the most out of his players and damn, from the judicious use of "Hack-a-Howard" that got the team back into a game that was within a gnat's ass of being out of reach, to his brilliant inbound plays a la Dame's Miracle--we have been in very good hands but forget to stop and smell the roses.

Very happy with Stotts.