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So, you're one of those fundamentalist Christians who believe dinosaur bones were put here on earth by god to test our faith in him?

no, i just find it strange to think that a creature like that ever existed.
 
Somehow this should be a Monty Python song.

Teeeeeeeee Rex was a pussy, T-Rex was a pussy, a dinosaur pussy he was...
Couldn't go in the water, Predator X was tougher than Rex by far
T-Rex was a pussy, a mighty big pussy, T-Rex was a pussy he was,
Couldn't go in the water, had tiny arms, was killed off by a falling star.

barfo
 
Megalodon for the win.

They are estimated to have grown as large as 60 feet long and 70 tons.

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yeah...see i just don't see that happening.

From whence springs your skepticism? Sizes of animals on Earth have varied with factors like oxygen content in the air, temperatures and things like that.

I mean, we have sperm whales and blue whales that are pretty massive.
 
yeah, i just can't imagine the dinosaurs actually being alive and in person.

or a shark that big. maybe i'll need to see a blue whale or something in person or watch more animal planet....just seems so out of the ordinary
 
holy shit could you imagine driving a boat and seeing the Megalodon fin swimming towards you?

even worse would be to be swallowed whole by the fucking giant Predator X
 
holy shit could you imagine driving a boat and seeing the Megalodon fin swimming towards you?

even worse would be to be swallowed whole by the fucking giant Predator X

Swallowed whole would be better than the alternative.
I guess you could try to get stuck between the teeth. Probably it didn't floss often.

barfo
 
Megalodon for the win.

They are estimated to have grown as large as 60 feet long and 70 tons.

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Yeah but could they crush a hummer with one bite? Yeah, didn't think so. Predator X is still cooler baby!
 
From whence springs your skepticism? Sizes of animals on Earth have varied with factors like oxygen content in the air, temperatures and things like that.

I mean, we have sperm whales and blue whales that are pretty massive.
I know snakes and other cold blood animals size depends on the temperature. Scientists know at one point the earth was at least 10 degrees warmer then it is now because there are fossils of a massive snake that lived in Columbia which was 40-45 feet long and weighed 2500 pounds. There is a picture somewhere which compares a anaconda bone to a fossil of the massive snake.

Edit: I found an article

http://news.aol.com/article/fossil-of-massive-ancient-snake-found/329070
 
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The white bone on top is that of a 5 meter long anaconda.
 
I know snakes and other cold blood animals size depends on the temperature. Scientists know at one point the earth was at least 10 degrees warmer then it is now because there are fossils of a massive snake that lived in Columbia which was 40-45 feet long and weighed 2500 pounds. There is a picture somewhere which compares a anaconda bone to a fossil of the massive snake.

Those darned dinosaurs burned way too much fossil fuels.

Ironically, they became fossil fuels.
 
Predator X is an awesome name
For a rapist.

I've also read that the Tyrannosaurus wasn't a predator but a scavenger who would wait for another dinosaur to make a kill, then chase it off, but that is up for debate.
 
Megalodon for the win.

They are estimated to have grown as large as 60 feet long and 70 tons.

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I like the photo of the friendly waving human who is seconds from being devoured.
 


Doesn't that actually disappoint evolutionists, because they don't believe Dinosaurs and humans walked the earth together because Dinosaurs are from so long ago...

The Evolutionary theory states that everything evolved over millions
of years. Evolutionists say that dinosaurs came from six million years
back. They also say that the Earth is four to six billion years old. They
say that fifty million years ago there was horses no bigger than dogs, and
birds as tall as man, three hundred million years ago giant dragon flies
buzzed around in the large forests, six million years ago small animals,
called trilobites, lived in the sea and were rulers of the world.
Evolutionists think that the world started off with just plants on it, then
came many- legged animals from the sea (walking fish) that took over. They
feel that a certain kind of fish evolved into the first four-footed
animals. After millions of years those animals tuned into dinosaurs. That
is how dinosaurs got started. Then finally the dinosaurs died off and
little, furry, four-legged creatures appeared. These animals were called
mammals, which then took over the world. Then those mammals evolved into
man. The Evolutionists believe, very strongly, that dinosaurs were extinct
millions of years before there were even any people to walk the Earth.

Christian view...

"Look at the behemoth which I made along with you and
which feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has
in his loins, what power in the muscles of his belly!
His tail sways like a ceder; the sinews of his thighs
are close-knit. His bones are tubes among the works
of God, yet his maker can approach him with His sword.
The hills bring them their produce, and all the wild
animals play nearby. Under the lotus plant he lies..."
-Job 41:15-24
 
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Doesn't that actually disappoint evolutionists, because they don't believe Dinosaurs and humans walked the earth together because Dinosaurs are from so long ago...

Uhm, no, it doesn't. There is nothing in the quoted article that suggests in any way that dinosaurs and humans were contemporaries.

barfo
 
Uhm, no, it doesn't. There is nothing in the quoted article that suggests in any way that dinosaurs and humans were contemporaries.

barfo


Then finally the dinosaurs died off and
little, furry, four-legged creatures appeared. These animals were called
mammals, which then took over the world. Then those mammals evolved into
man.


not sure what this means then...
 
Then finally the dinosaurs died off and
little, furry, four-legged creatures appeared. These animals were called
mammals, which then took over the world. Then those mammals evolved into
man.


not sure what this means then...

I don't understand your confusion. What is the inconsistency you are objecting to, specifically?

barfo
 
Yeah but could they crush a hummer with one bite?

Yep!

From your article on Predator X:

The 15-metre-long Jurassic era marine reptile had a crushing 15 tonnes per square inch bite force

According to this article about megalodon:

They predict that it could generate between 10.8 to 18.2 tons of bite force.
...
A comparison of Tyrannosaurus rex with megalodon suggests that the great Tyrant Lizard was no match for the giant shark. " Estimates of maximum bite force for T. rex are around 3.1 tons, greater than for a living white shark, but puny compared to Big Tooth."

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1509266/megalodons_bite_strongest_according_to_computer_models/
 
It seems every year the T-Rex looks like even more of a bitch than the previous year.
 
It seems every year the T-Rex looks like even more of a bitch than the previous year.

It hasn't aged gracefully.

It's now also being theorized, by a segment of paleontologists, as more of a scavenger than a predator. Soon, it'll turn out to have been the prehistoric version of Santa Claus, with candy canes for teeth.
 
The T-Rex was made into an icon during the first two Jurassic Park movies. Then when it was discovered that it couldn't even run at a great speed. That's when things started to plummet.
 
Velociraptors were made out to be badasses by Jurassic Park as well.

Unfortunately they were misnamed by Crichton because Velociraptors were about 3 feet tall and ate dino eggs.

The Velociraptors as popularized by Jurassic Park are called Deinonychus.
 
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