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Honestly sly, fuck you. You tricked us all into pretending to give a shit about this taint weasel. I hope your foreskin rots off.

I had swag to give away and I wanted to do it based on something all of you seem to be good at. Also it got us a few mentions on the official radio station of the Blazers. I just didn't think that you guys would be so good at lighting him up that he'd want out after less than a day.
 
Maybe you want us to do a dance for you first? Some public humiliation? Maybe we can all display our genitals for your approval?
 
I had swag to give away and I wanted to do it based on something all of you seem to be good at. Also it got us a few mentions on the official radio station of the Blazers. I just didn't think that you guys would be so good at lighting him up that he'd want out after less than a day.
That's what happens when you fuck with the Zeroes. We make you feel less than zero.
 
I had swag to give away and I wanted to do it based on something all of you seem to be good at. Also it got us a few mentions on the official radio station of the Blazers. I just didn't think that you guys would be so good at lighting him up that he'd want out after less than a day.

what do you mean he wants out.
 
Maybe you want us to do a dance for you first? Some public humiliation? Maybe we can all display our genitals for your approval?

Exactly how would that be different compared to any other day on here for you?
 
So he tapped out early.

Like Mrs. HCP with "the".

Shouldn't we all be rewarded for that? Or at least me?
 
what do you mean he wants out.

He posted screen grabs of a conversation I had with him last week showing that I asked him if he wanted to fire up the feud with us. He said sure but wanted me to come up with something to fire the first shot. I got busy, couldn't think of anything so I didn't do anything. Next I hear he was talking smack about us on the radio Monday morning, he did call us zeros, he fired the first shot, so I made the thread.
 
He posted screen grabs of a conversation I had with him last week showing that I asked him if he wanted to fire up the feud with us. He said sure but wanted me to come up with something to fire the first shot. I got busy, couldn't think of anything so I didn't do anything. Next I hear he was talking smack about us on the radio Monday morning, he did call us zeros, he fired the first shot, so I made the thread.
Good dog! Sic 'em!!
 
He posted screen grabs of a conversation I had with him last week showing that I asked him if he wanted to fire up the feud with us. He said sure but wanted me to come up with something to fire the first shot. I got busy, couldn't think of anything so I didn't do anything. Next I hear he was talking smack about us on the radio Monday morning, he did call us zeros, he fired the first shot, so I made the thread.

that is pretty funny. Fake controversies are my favorite thing in the world (this place is full of them).
 
I can agree with that.

You get first pick.

Update: Post the prize you want here. Then PM me your name and address. Next go thru this thread and pick the insult you like best. That person wins 2nd place. They pick from the remaining prizes, PM their name and address, and then pick the insult they like. That's 3rd place. rinse & repeat. That's 4th place. 4th place gets the remaining prize.
 
Sly, he gives you a handy and you're so quick to just give it right back? I knew you were easy, but this is ridiculous.

I liked this - http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/setting-up-a-fundraiser-for-taylor.290284/

Honestly, I was hoping to win the Wes Matthews jersey myself, I was going to go to downtown Vegas and pay a street performer to hold a sign up that said Mrs Taylor Danforth.

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Update: Post the prize you want here. Then PM me your name and address. Next go thru this thread and pick the insult you like best. That person wins 2nd place. They pick from the remaining prizes, PM their name and address, and then pick the insult they like. That's 3rd place. rinse & repeat. That's 4th place. 4th place gets the remaining prize.

I'm an idiot, but I want the pennant; it may be the only way I get a Dame, Meyers, and CJ autograph.

PM to follow.
 
Taylor Danforth is the Greg Oden of sober Blazer fandom. He's as likely to be mistaken for the face of the Blazers as Ha Seung Jin. If Taylor Danforth were crammed for a month in a crawl space in Lake Oswego, Damon Stoudamire is the only person who would notice, and even he would immediately forget. If I had a gun and only two bullets, and Kobe Bryant, Sam Bowie and Taylor Danforth were all in the same room, I'd shoot Taylor Danforth twice. I would rather watch the last 12 minutes of the 2000 Western Conference Finals than sit through a Taylor Danforth podcast. I think....just a minute...uh, I probably went too far on that last one. I'm done.


I like this one!
 
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