Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Whose Taylor Danforth? She sounds like a real bitch.

 

[HailBlazers]

Whose Taylor Danforth? She sounds like a real bitch.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Whose Taylor Danforth? She sounds like a real bitch.

I fucked her. She gave me a donut.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've seen pictures of both, Hcp would take him in five inches.

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Making fun of HCP is easy. The other guy everyone is talking about isn't worth my time. I have NO idea who he is.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

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Making fun of HCP is easy. The other guy everyone is talking about isn't worth my time. I have NO idea who he is.

TAYLOR

DAN

FOURTH

 

[Eastoff]

40 listeners and 3000 Portland area elevators.

Number 37 checking in!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I wish Taylor Danforth had a tv show. That way I could stop saying that the 9/11 live coverage was the most horrific thing I've seen on tv.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Taylors got it all wrong. An "o" does not equal a "0".

So when you see us giving your mom our "o"face, it's not the same as a "0"

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Pinball Wizard
My Generation
Taylor Danforth

3 things that make people say Who.

 

[Eastoff]

I tried listening to their show once. It was too depressing, so I switched it to NPR coverage of bombing of Syrian civilians.

 

[Chris Craig]

Looks like Randy Quaid and Liam Neeson had a love child

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Saw the bottom of the thread and it was this

 

[Natebishop3]

Who the fuck is Trailer Dansport?


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[bodyman5000 and 1]

Who the fuck is Trailer Dansport?


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I googled Taylor Dansforth and that's what it said.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Wait, so this guy picked this stupid fake name just so his initials would be TD right? Does he get called TD?

I'd reread the thread to see if there is anything about that but why?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm posting a census link here, you can select a year and find out how many people live in the world by age and sex. Funny thing is, it also answers the question "how many people haven't heard of Taylor Dansforth?"

https://www.census.gov/population/international/data/idb/worldpop.php

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

In the future when people add something like "this page intentionally left blank" to a printout, they'll just type Taylor Danforth instead to save ink.

We'll all know the page contains nothing.

 

[THE HCP]

KPOJ got an 0.4 rating for the week of August 15. To put this in perspective, Mt. Hood Community college pulled an 1.5. Nearly 4X as many people care about a college most would have to Google to find its campus than what Danforth and his crew think about local sports.

http://ratings.radio-online.com/cgi-bin/rol.exe/arb051

He also has less than 3k followers on Twitter. The Retro Gaming Expo that happens once a year has twice as many followers.

https://twitter.com/RetroGamingExpo

Troll harder Taylor. Maybe someday you have more people interested in your take than people do about the Atari 2600.

Great points........but..........










The HCP went to MHCC for Television Production........don't tell anybody.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Great points........but..........










The HCP went to MHCC for Television Production........don't tell anybody.

So, we can tell Taylor Dansforth then?

 

[e_blazer]

I can't figure out which is more hilarious, some loser on a radio station nobody listens to calling us zeros, or us spending the time to bother trying to make fun of him for calling us zeros. Maybe I could work up enough indignation to throw a couple of "Yo Mama's" at him. Nah, gotta get my beauty sleep. Oh, BTW that zero is my Lillard jersey, asshat.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I can't figure out which is more hilarious, some loser on a radio station nobody listens to calling us zeros, or us spending the time to bother trying to make fun of him for calling us zeros. Maybe I could work up enough indignation to throw a couple of "Yo Mama's" at him. Nah, gotta get my beauty sleep. Oh, BTW that zero is my Lillard jersey, asshat.

That hurt my feelings. I wasn't offended by him, hell I don't know who he is. I was just bored and trying to think of good burns.

I didn't even post one about why Porsche's lawyers are lucky Taylor Danforth has to take the bus. I thought it was mean.

 

[Haakzilla]

Whose Taylor Danforth? She sounds like a real bitch.

...she looks like one too! https://twitter.com/taaydaaan

 

[Haakzilla]

...hmmm

 

[THE HCP]

WHAT THE HELL?^

 

[dviss1]

He looks about like I suspect most of the S2 crowd looks like.... Little sloppy, loose around the belly....

Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat.

Back on subject:

Taylor Danforth sounds like a Dawson's Creek actor...

 

[dviss1]

Whose Taylor Danforth? She sounds like a real bitch.

Oooh! That's cold...

Are you not entertained!?!?

 

[mook]

Taylor Danforth is the Greg Oden of sober Blazer fandom. He's as likely to be mistaken for the face of the Blazers as Ha Seung Jin. If Taylor Danforth were crammed for a month in a crawl space in Lake Oswego, Damon Stoudamire is the only person who would notice, and even he would immediately forget. If I had a gun and only two bullets, and Kobe Bryant, Sam Bowie and Taylor Danforth were all in the same room, I'd shoot Taylor Danforth twice. I would rather watch the last 12 minutes of the 2000 Western Conference Finals than sit through a Taylor Danforth podcast. I think....just a minute...uh, I probably went too far on that last one. I'm done.

 

[Eastoff]

. I would rather watch the last 12 minutes of the 2000 Western Conference Finals than sit through a Taylor Danforth podcast.

Whoa, thems fightin words!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Taylor Dansforth will never be the man his mother is.

His family tree is a cactus because everyone is a prick

I don't think he's stupid, but no one ever agrees with me.

If I ever wanted to kill kill myself I'd climb up his ego and jump down to his IQ level

If I give you a midol, will that shut you up?

All I heard was blah, blah, blah, I'm an ass hat

It's amazing that of all the millions of sperm, YOU were the fastest.

 

[julius]

Well done Sly, got the website free publicity.

I enjoy their shows, because at least unlike some of the other shows (more national shows), there is a sense of humility. Or at least, they fake sincere humility better than the national hosts do.