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Am I famous yet?
I can make you famous... just come take a seat...
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Thanks! I'd love the Wes Jersey, of course, but barring that the finger sounds nice.

Jersey is yours! PM me your name and address. Please pick the 3rd place winner.
 
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Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

I'd like to nominate this post for third place, as it is an insult to the eyes of all who see it, which I assume includes Taylor Danforth.

But shit, that's just giving Blazer swag to a Blazer toadie.

I rescind that vote. Let me look again.
 
I'd like to nominate this post for third place, as it is an insult to the eyes of all who see it, which I assume includes Taylor Danforth.

HCP works for the Blazers, he don't need no swag.
 
Well this is awkward... This whole thing started months ago when a member stole my nickname for Vonleh and passed it off as his own and then accused me of stealing it. I had a parody rap of Eminems Stan where I mentioned this forum. Nothing but respect for you as Blazers fans. We are doing just fine in ratings and with the Blazers (just met with them for an hour about the season) l. We are going to have players and coaches on weekly so that's a reason to listen. If not wont hurt my feelings our show is doing great after 6 months. I'm still going to call you Zeros cause it bothers you and it's funny

Cheers
What? This didn't happen organically?


Sigh...
 
That's the worst fucking nickname in history. For fucks fucking sake, you have got to be kidding me. Vonleh, and vandelay aren't even that close to each other phonetically. Cock hammer of thor. For the love of christ almighty in a jumped up sidecar from hell.
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!
 
To be fair, "enjoyed" is a little strong.


How about "participated in?"

Fair enough, and agreed.

I've heard horror stories about those that "participated" moments after a visit from Wooks. Bald men have left with full heads of hair.
 
Well I read about as much of this garbage from a bunch of basement dwelling porn watching (as evidenced by the black couch picture above) wanna be famous hacks as I could... It is clear that half of you are off your add or adhd meds and the other half are probably snorting theirs... My final conclusion of this lot is ... NOT a one of you could carry Taylor Danforths jock strap and would probably try to where his cup on your head like a Kippah and if you dont know what that is ... A kippah, kippa, kipoh, or kipa (/kɪˈpɑː/ ki-PAH; Hebrew: כִּפָּה‎ or כִּיפָּה; plural: kippot כִּפוֹת or כִּיפּוֹת; meaning "dome"), also known as a yarmulke( i/ˈjɑrməlkə/ YAR-məl-kə or /ˈjɑːməkə/ YAH-mə-kə from Yiddish: יאַרמולקע‎, from Polish jarmułka, itself perhaps from Turkic), and sometimes called a koppel ............. simple google search.. sorry you cant find anything on google about how to talk smack.. thats a talen left for better and smarter men then you.... so with this last statement I will bid you all adieu .. oh Adieu means good by .... It would appear you are all so ignorant you could not poor piss out of a boot if you turned it upside down and read the instructions on the heal... Have a great day and dont forget to eat your Wheaties out of your Idol Kaitlin Jenner's box

p.s. Keep bringing the doughnuts please

#MOTODMAFIA
 
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Well I read about as much of this garbage from a bunch of basement dwelling porn watching (as evidenced by the black couch picture above) wanna be famous hacks as I could... It is clear that half of you are off your add or adhd meds and the other half are probably snorting theirs... My final conclusion of this lot is ... NOT a one of you could carry Taylor Danforths jock strap and would probably try to where his cup on your head like a Kippah and if you dont know what that is ... A kippah, kippa, kipoh, or kipa (/kɪˈpɑː/ ki-PAH; Hebrew: כִּפָּה‎ or כִּיפָּה; plural: kippot כִּפוֹת or כִּיפּוֹת; meaning "dome"), also known as a yarmulke( i/ˈjɑrməlkə/ YAR-məl-kə or /ˈjɑːməkə/ YAH-mə-kə from Yiddish: יאַרמולקע‎, from Polish jarmułka, itself perhaps from Turkic), and sometimes called a koppel ............. simple google search.. sorry you cant find anything on google about how to talk smack.. thats a talen left for better and smarter men then you.... so with this last statement I will bid you all adieu .. oh Adieu means good by .... It would appear you are all so ignorant you could not poor piss out of a boot if you turned it upside down and read the instructions on the heal... Have a great day and dont forget to eat your Wheaties out of your Idol Kaitlin Jenner's box

#MOTODMAFIA

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Well I read about as much of this garbage from a bunch of basement dwelling porn watching (as evidenced by the black couch picture above) wanna be famous hacks as I could... It is clear that half of you are off your add or adhd meds and the other half are probably snorting theirs... My final conclusion of this lot is ... NOT a one of you could carry Taylor Danforths jock strap and would probably try to where his cup on your head like a Kippah and if you dont know what that is ... A kippah, kippa, kipoh, or kipa (/kɪˈpɑː/ ki-PAH; Hebrew: כִּפָּה‎ or כִּיפָּה; plural: kippot כִּפוֹת or כִּיפּוֹת; meaning "dome"), also known as a yarmulke( i/ˈjɑrməlkə/ YAR-məl-kə or /ˈjɑːməkə/ YAH-mə-kə from Yiddish: יאַרמולקע‎, from Polish jarmułka, itself perhaps from Turkic), and sometimes called a koppel ............. simple google search.. sorry you cant find anything on google about how to talk smack.. thats a talen left for better and smarter men then you.... so with this last statement I will bid you all adieu .. oh Adieu means good by .... It would appear you are all so ignorant you could not poor piss out of a boot if you turned it upside down and read the instructions on the heal... Have a great day and dont forget to eat your Wheaties out of your Idol Kaitlin Jenner's box

#MOTODMAFIA

Blazer fan?

and welcome to RipCityTwo.
 
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