Team mis-names

[Denny Crane]

We all know that the Portland Trail Blazers have been often referred to as the Jail Blazers. The Yankees as the Yankmees. The Sacramento Kings as the Queens, and so on.</p>

What other such mis-naming of teams can you come up with?</p>

Los Angles Fakers
San Francisco Phony Whiners
Oakland Traitors (when they moved to LA) </p>

Feel free to add to the list

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[Arrpy]

Toronto Craptors.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

The Chicago Bullshits</p>

The Chicago Why Can't we win a world series.</p>

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[Riot]

Orlando Tragic

 

[Chutney]

Toronto Maple Laughs

 

[TheBeef]

New England Gaytriots

 

[ddtrane]

Green Bay Fudge Packers</p>

San Francisco Forty Whiners</p>

Dallas Cowgirls</p>

New York Mutts</p>

Portland Joint Blazers</p>

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[pegs]

Atlanta Krunk. </p>

no, wait, that's a real CBA team...</p>

 

[DolfanDale]

Washington Foreskins</p>

Houston Tampons</p>

Pittsburgh Squealers</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

New England Spytriots.

 

[DolfanDale]

New York Jest</p>

I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p>

 

[zєяσ]

Milwaukee Fucks

 

[bbwSwish]

Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

 

[Denny Crane]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DolfanDale)</div><div class='quotemain'>

New York Jest</p>

I like to take a jab at Nick Satan and come up with a name for the Alabama Crimson Tide, but it already sounds like they're named after PMS.</p></div>

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[Thoth]

NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p>

 

[Denny Crane]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (blackadder)</div><div class='quotemain'>

NY Mess Utah Jazz.... oh wait. Denver Donkeys SF Cheese & Whiners. St Louis Lambs and/or Ewes.</p>

My pet peeve is when people call the Dolphins fish as a nickname. Zoology 101; Dolphins are mammals.</p></div>

Then "fish" it is

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[Big Frame]

Tiggers, Lie-downs, Pist-Ons, and Stanly Cup Champs....I dont understand why people still call them that, they havent won it for a few years</p>

 

[ehmunro]

Miami Dumpfans, Philadelphia Seventy Suxers, Indianapolis Dolts, New England Stealers, Cincinnati Bungles, Cincinnati Deads, LA Crappers, LA Wakers, Phoenix Dones, Seattle Repussonics, Minnesota Timberpoodles, Minnesota Mild, Toronto Blow Jays, Chicago Flubs, Cleveland Clowns, St. Louis Spams. Atnalta Skwah, Atnalta Felons, Utah Jizz

 

[bbwMax]

Denver Butt Nuggets</p>

 

[GArenas]

Washington Wizars (Take out the D because we play no D)</p>

The other ones I know are the obvious ones: Sacramento Queens, Portland Jailblazers, LA Paper Clips.</p>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Denver Butt Nuggets</p>

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hahaha, that was a good one</p>

 

[Shard]

Seattle Seacocks, SeaChickens</p>

 

[Big Frame]

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Or the White Trash</p>

 

[Denny Crane]

Seattle Seabags.</p>

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