Da Professor would add an extra 3000 white kids alone a night.
It's an interesting marketing strategy, being serious, though. We're going to save up money for summer 2013 (you can't name players, but Smith can name players), and although we may suck next year, we're going to play a brand of basketball that will be up and down the court, and will be the closest thing to Paul Westhead/LMU that the NBA has seen since Paul Westhead flamed out in Denver.