TEH DECISION: OFFICIAL 6PM ESPN SPECTACULAR THREAD!

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ARE YOU READY FOR TEH DECISION?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I REALLY HOPE ?UESTLOVE IS DOING THE INTRO MUSIC WHILE LBJ HARLEM SHAKES. GOING TO BE TEH DOPE.

 

[EGame]

Heard he was going to retire and focus his career on acting, particularly in drama type movies.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Truth: 1/2 the users on the board will be watching with their pantaloons on the ground.

 

[Sex Panther]

[video=youtube;SvmALPg9Cmk]

 

[hasoos]

One of my buddies sent me this. I believe it is right on target.

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a-cocksucker

 

[crandc]

6 PM is about the time I'll get home today, and 6 is Rachel Maddow.

But I am going to go on TV for an hour to announce my next post.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

It's a beautiful day here in PDX. Much too nice to spend inside watching this ridiculous hype machine announcement.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its going to be the highest rated program in the history of cable television.

 

[speeds]

Just put down a grand on James signing with MBC Dynamo Moscow. Easy money. James loves Crimean apricot dishes and political strife.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It'd be funny if he just went on TV, announces he has TEH GHEY and spends the next hour making out with his various posse members.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

One of my buddies sent me this. I believe it is right on target.

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a-cocksucker

Sorry, but "Space Jam" was the pinnacle of self-aggrandization - this doesn't even come close. MJ is the real cocksucker. LBJ will have to whore himself out a lot more than this to even come close.

But, yeah, it's bullshit and I'm not watching it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

god, one should make LeBron James voodoo dolls. could make a million dollars in 24 hours.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Its going to be the highest rated program in the history of cable television.

I highly doubt it will beat the Vikings vs Packers game last year that drew a cable record 21.8 million viewers.

 

[mook]

In some alternate universe Greg Oden is a dominant NBA center leading the Blazers to championships from day one and LeBron James is a humble man after spending his first three seasons getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts with freak injuries.

I want to live in that universe.

 

[ABM]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...t=Al4pqK3u0IxxsBlCbFBzqL28vLYF?urn=nba,254359

 

[maxiep]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...t=Al4pqK3u0IxxsBlCbFBzqL28vLYF?urn=nba,254359

God Bless Ron Jeremy.

 

[ABM]

God Bless Ron Jeremy.

Is Ron Jeremy a Pole?

 

[hasoos]

Is Ron Jeremy a Pole?

No, but he has a job where he uses his pole a lot!

 

[Erroneous Subterfuge]

i'm equally sickened and saddened that there appear to be some who are actually looking forward to this. the 2012 end of days can't come soon enough.

 

[HailBlazers]

I REALLY HOPE ?UESTLOVE IS DOING THE INTRO MUSIC

For Realz!?! Maybe I will watch it.

One of my buddies sent me this. I believe it is right on target.

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a-cocksucker

What this article fails to mention is the amount of cock sucking that EVERYONE in the media has done to get LBJ to get to this point

Fucking Hypocrites

 

[Wizard Mentor]

In some alternate universe Greg Oden is a dominant NBA center leading the Blazers to championships from day one and LeBron James is a humble man after spending his first three seasons getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts with freak injuries.

I want to live in that universe.

Sorry man, but in that universe G.O. is a Laker! Ouch! j/k

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

haha...bill simmons has a preview of tonight's show:

[video=youtube;H76DwHgOwpA]

 

[the ob]

regarding that deadspin article, I have never agreed with an article more. I have hated him for years and am glad everyone else is finally on board.....

 

[the ob]

In some alternate universe Greg Oden is a dominant NBA center leading the Blazers to championships from day one and LeBron James is a humble man after spending his first three seasons getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts with freak injuries.

I want to live in that universe.

this. repped.

 

[Mamba]

Lol, when Lakers' fans hated LBJ, we were scared of him...now everyone hates him. Stick with us, we know what we're talking about :]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You know in that universe Oden pulls a Shaq/Orlando Magic on us.

 

[Entity]

ESPN is the E! channel today.

 

[Sug]

So did he make a decision yet?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]