...Matts, my Mom just left yesterday after spending 3-4 days with us...she insisted on making the drive herself from and back to Orlando...granted she takes her time and makes a piss stop ever couple hours but she's still pretty damn sharp...doesn't look or act her age.
... my wife and I have already told her several times not to worry about not being able to take care of herself as she gets older and though Mom protests and says she does not want to be a burden on us, there's no way in hell I'm putting my Mom in "a home"...she will stay with us.
...but as far as emails that she sends me, I never know what I'm gonna get from her...it will either be something deeply religious OR it will be the raunchiest joke you've ever heard.