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I'm not giving you a pat on the back. She'd be hotter if she wore more eye shadow though, and straightened her hair more.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I'm not giving you a pat on the back. She'd be hotter if she wore more eye shadow though, and straightened her hair more.</p>

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And dyed her hair blonde, and turned into a poser sellout!</p>
 
I had to work all day and couldn't do anything with her, but I did get a new car out of the deal so it's all good. For the record, kidding about the handjob thing. And she's a Yankees fan, bleh. BUT she is a Patriots fan, so that's good.</p>
 
Awesome! She's fucking perfect
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(besides the Pat part).</p>

Tell her to come on here
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We need some Yankee activity
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After I fall asleep after making hours of love to her, I'll leave this site open. Maybe she'll get the hint. Or at least make me a sandwich.</p>
 
Completely OT:</p>

I really need to get some activity on the Yankee boards. 6-7 active Yankee fans, but they rarely visit those boards.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Completely OT:</p>

I really need to get some activity on the Yankee boards. 6-7 active Yankee fans, but they rarely visit those boards.</p>

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Start recruitin! And to get more female Yankee fans to the site, post pics of Jeter...or A-Rod, or whatever yank dude the girls like nowadays.</p>
 
I won. I made her buy me a soda . Why is the Pope trying to hypnotize me?</p>
 
Did you tell her to straighten out her hair, and put more eyeshadow on? Once you do that, we can take a picture, and we can reevaluate her hotness.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I had to work all day and couldn't do anything with her, but I did get a new car out of the deal so it's all good. For the record, kidding about the handjob thing. And she's a Yankees fan, bleh. BUT she is a Patriots fan, so that's good.</p>

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what a bitch, that's a double whammy!! i'd kick her to the curb.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (David_Ortiz)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

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what a bitch, that's a double whammy!! i'd kick her to the curb.</p>

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That's why you don't get the girls I do ;] The hot girls are Yankees fans.</p>

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True, all the girls love the Yanks boys.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

True, all the girls love the Yanks boys.</p>

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Especially Bubba Crosby.</p>
 
Why do girls love assholes?</p>

And why do nice guys finish last so much?</p>
 
I've always wondered the same thing, but from what I see, jerks are more aggressive and outgoing than nice guys. Nice gus are a little shy, and like to take things slow.</p>

Girls like getting in the wild side..</p>
 
Girls are idiots. I mean really, fuck going out with the nice guy, who treats you right, listens to you, and respects you. Go out with the asshole. That makes sense, right? (Yeah, this is pissed-off-peg night. SU lost, and I didn't even get to watch it. Not even a recap, because ESPN is a piece of shit)</p>

this joke pretty much sums it up for me:</p>


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.</div></p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Girls are idiots. I mean really, fuck going out with the nice guy, who treats you right, listens to you, and respects you. Go out with the asshole. That makes sense, right? (Yeah, this is pissed-off-peg night. SU lost, and I didn't even get to watch it. Not even a recap, because ESPN is a piece of shit)</p>

this joke pretty much sums it up for me:</p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.</div></p>

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Go for the shy girls. The girls that like to be the center of attention care way too much about their "social standing", aka, caring about what a bunch of people who don't like them think. Its funny how some of these girls can act. If a girl is like that I just stop hanging around them, and then they get pissed. Don't even bother with these girls, no need to stroke their egos by hanging around them and giving them comfort and emotional support, they simply don't deserve it.</p>

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I asked my friend on AIM, here's what she told me.</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Cuz jerks usually are the ones with the BALLZ to ask girls out... most 'sweet' guys never make a move, and lack confidence which is a big thing that girls like!</div></p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I asked my friend on AIM, here's what she told me.</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Cuz jerks usually are the ones with the BALLZ to ask girls out... most 'sweet' guys never make a move, and lack confidence which is a big thing that girls like!</div></p>

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thats true...</p>

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But if I get accepted into Loyola College in Maryland-I'm in luck, 60% female, then there is an all-girls college next door.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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In your case, they's antecedent are the guys, apperently.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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speak for yourself. I have the worst luck, I go to an all boy HS. :x</p>

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In your case, they's antecedent are the guys, apperently.</p>

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Screw grammar.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

When it's all said in done, they always go back to us sweet guys.</p>

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Then, they complain about their problems with the assholes, we listen, show that we care bout em...and they go back to the assholes.</p>
 
not with me, they only go back, when I bored them to death, which happens to me alot.</p>
 
I cleaned my myspace profile a little bit so girls won't think i'm a jackass [in the words of my friend].</p>
 
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