Dale Davis... man, that fool can eat chicken wings with the best of 'em! I met him at Stanford's years ago, and that fool just put the whole wing in his mouth and pulled out nothing but clean bones after about 3-5 seconds. I mean, the fucking bones looked like they'd been scraped clean. Seriously, if there's a chicken wing eatin' contest out there somewhere and Dale Davis needs some money these days, this would be a match made in heaven. He might even dominate so much that they'd force him to retire from International Competition and give him the honorary title of Grandmaster, like the DMC's did with the Invisible Scratch Pickles in the mid-90's!
