"The Curse"

[Nikolokolus]

Post your theory about what happened over the summer to so anger the gods.

I can't decide between Jerryd going to Egypt for summer vacation and stealing a sacred idol from the tomb of a mummy, or KP's pact with the devil that allowed him to swindle B-Roy from the Wolves and Rockets finally coming due.

 

[THE HCP]

I got a Blazer tattoo! Ah SHIT!

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

A certain female reporter no longer travels with the team. It was a mojo domino effect.

Gramps...

 

[mgb]

I got a Blazer tattoo! Ah SHIT!

Be a man and cut it off!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

When this (playhouse) Egypt started hanging out with some of the players....

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Dikembe Mutumbo cursed the team from the opponent's locker room after going down in Game 2.

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

I have this figured out as I mentioned in the Steve Blake thread...

I know some of you might not believe me...but I have actually figured out the reason for this season's injury curse and I have proof!

Everyone is familiar with the "Tiki" curse from the Brady Bunch, right?

Well, I first got suspicious when I came across this photo of Brandon Roy vacationing in Hawaii...

I got further suspicious when I noticed what Brandon's son was playing with at the press conference for his new deal. Most people thought the kid was being cute...I WAS NOT AMUSED!!

The last straw was when I noticed what Brandon has been wearing around his neck this season!

It is obvious what now needs to be done! Brandon, return the Tiki to Hawaii ASAP!!

 

[Buzz Killington]

Tony Luftman effect.

 

[bluefrog]

I drove around some kids to raise money for a bogus new computer lab at their school. I then took the money from the kids and used it to buy drugs. Finally I sold some of the drugs to the kids at a 300% mark up and used the profits to buy more drugs and hookers.

Would that create any sort of bad karma for the team?

 

[oldmangrouch]

The reckless use of the word "dynasty" by fans of a team that hasn't won shiite.

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

The reckless use of the word "dynasty" by fans of a team that hasn't won shiite.

this is a real possibility. The upside of all this adversity is that you hardly ever hear the word "dynasty" anymore...

 

[Sedatedfork]

I read this great new book about the Blazers season, it is about a man named Job.

 

[B-Roy]

Trading Sergio.

 

[THE HCP]

Just saw Shav arriving on the loading dock and told him to be careful and not hurt himself.......... no joke he told me he sprained his ankle at practice a couple days ago! He's fine now, but something is goin' on!

 

[the ob]

I want to see us have to play a game with less than five healthy players. roy, bayless and miller against a team would be great.

 

[THE HCP]

Bayless could play 5 on 5 all by himself! He could foul out and still score points!

 

[Eastoff]

One word: Bowie (not david)

 

[the ob]

I drove around some kids to raise money for a bogus new computer lab at their school. I then took the money from the kids and used it to buy drugs. Finally I sold some of the drugs to the kids at a 300% mark up and used the profits to buy more drugs and hookers.

Would that create any sort of bad karma for the team?

big deal, we were all doing that same thing

 

[julius]

Hedo's wife cursed us, and hot women always cause men to fall to their knees.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I drove around some kids to raise money for a bogus new computer lab at their school. I then took the money from the kids and used it to buy drugs. Finally I sold some of the drugs to the kids at a 300% mark up and used the profits to buy more drugs and hookers.

Would that create any sort of bad karma for the team?

Probably not, that is unless you spent any of your ill gotten loot on Blazers gear or tickets

The reckless use of the word "dynasty" by fans of a team that hasn't won shiite.

And the congregation said, "Amen."

Just saw Shav arriving on the loading dock and told him to be careful and not hurt himself.......... no joke he told me he sprained his ankle at practice a couple days ago! He's fine now, but something is goin' on!

*starts to giggle, mumble and drool*

 

[oldguy]

The WOOF factor from last off season.

Go Blazers

 

[julius]

The reckless use of the word "dynasty" by fans of a team that hasn't won shiite.

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[Fez Hammersticks]

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[Boob-No-More]

I drove around some kids to raise money for a bogus new computer lab at their school. I then took the money from the kids and used it to buy drugs. Finally I sold some of the drugs to the kids at a 300% mark up and used the profits to buy more drugs and hookers.

Would that create any sort of bad karma for the team?

ZBo, that you buddy? Welcome back. We could use you right now, hookers, bad karma and all.

BNM

P.S. I was going to tell you to watch your knees, but most of our bigs have been hurt playing defense. So, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

 

[Buzz Killington]

"In Pritch We Trust"

 

[Nikolokolus]

"KP totally pritchslapped the hell out of <fill-in-the-blank>"

 

[andalusian]

We signed Andre "suck the health out of everyone else" Miller.

The universe grants the same kind of health (more or less) to every group. Andre Miller and his resiliency has drained the health from the rest of the Blazers.

There you go.

 

[barfo]

One word: Bowie (not david)

Jim, then?

Although you'd think the knife would be the result, not the cause, of the injuries.

barfo