Event The Democratic Debates

[riverman]

I'll be in Texas shooting big guns out of helicopters

Texas will blow itself up....remember the Alamo? Everybody dies!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

people shoot bullets out of big guns...not big guns out of helicopters....bang...there goes an AR15! Bang! there goes a sniper rifle!

https://www.helibacon.com

 

[riverman]

https://www.helibacon.com

I've been in those many times...hate the fucking things...to this day still hate them. Why not just lie down next to a jackhammer and listen to it pound for a couple hours? Those aren't like the video games my friend....when did mags buy a helicopter with a machine gun?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Let me guess:

1) Free shit
2) Orange man bad
3) Impeach
4) The NRA hurt my feelings
5) Lesbians need abortions.

Yawn. Gonna watch BattleBots instead. Get back to me when they have a platform that appeals to someone above the age of 12.

 

[riverman]

Get back to me when they have a platform that appeals to someone above the age of 12.

this right above your signature is hilarious....battlebots?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

when actually a box of dirt and a carrot seed provide the same thing

 

[riverman]

I've seen them make swans from ice too!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

AOC would destroy them all

 

[riverman]

I'll give Trump credit for one thing...he has yet to puke sushi into a Japanese prime minister's lap on worldwide television...RIP George Bush Sr

 

[Chris Craig]

I'll give Trump credit for one thing...he has yet to puke sushi into a Japanese prime minister's lap on worldwide television...RIP George Bush Sr

Yet, and maybe it will be a big mac

 

[riverman]

Yet, and maybe it will be a big mac

fish firret sandwich

 

[riverman]

@elpresidente one day they'll make steak taste like tofu just for you!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

@elpresidente one day they'll make steak taste like tofu just for you!

Yeah, its called Filet Mignon

 

[riverman]

Yeah, its called Filet Mignon

That's just the soy and blood marinate

 

[barfo]

I thought:

De Blasio did a good job of "I'm super progressive and I'm proud of it". He also came off as a bit of an ass.
Tim Ryan was miscast, he was supposed to be playing the role of a Trump voter in this vignette.
Castro was good in spots, had some passionate lines. But I don't think attacking Beto worked, it looked like he was kicking a puppy.
Booker had a good night. Lots of time, lots of good answers well-delivered. I think he might have gained the most of anyone tonight.
Warren did fine. Closing was quite good. She was the leader of this pack of 10 before and still will be after.
Beto did not do fine. Debates may not be his thing. He was much better in the post-game interview than he was on stage.
Klobuchar was authentically unexciting in a midwestern kind of way.
Gabbard did fine, but probably that's not good enough. She doesn't have a big enough following to get away with being dull all night.
Inslee seemed like he'd done just a bit too much meth before the show, but he did get the biggest applause line of the night.
Delaney is an annoying dick and I hope he goes away soon.

barfo

 

[santeesioux]

 

[riverman]

and they told me everyone would be wearing all white tonight!

 

[Chris Craig]

"Wait, Bernie is on tommorow?"

 

[barfo]

maybe my line for Mayor Bill should have been "I'm super progressive and I'm super aggressive"

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

maybe my line for Mayor Bill should have been "I'm super progressive and I'm super aggressive"

barfo

 

[Lanny]

News Flash: These people are human beings deserving of all the rights that the rest of us have.

 

[Lanny]

Donald Trump thinks that any reading material that's longer than two paragraphs or uses big words is boring.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

News Flash: These people are human beings deserving of all the rights that the rest of us have.

News flash: men can't get pregnant

 

[Lanny]

News flash: men can't get pregnant

That's not new science nor is it rocket science. But people who are born with both men's and women's genitals can get pregnant and those people are considered transgender when they choose to become one sex or the other. Didn't you know this?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That's not new science nor is it rocket science. But people who are born with both men's and women's genitals can get pregnant and those people are considered transgender when they choose to become one sex or the other. Didn't you know this?

No.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

How tall is Castro? Looks like a manlet

 

[Hoopguru]

What did you hate about Castro and Warren?

Im not for complete open borders, like in anything there needs to be sound governed management.

 

[Hoopguru]

I thought Gabbard and Delaney came across more balanced and reasonable.