The HCP needs a plumber!

[THE HCP]

House is 90 years old and am having some trouble with the pipes in the basement. Wondering if anybody on here is a plumber or knows somebody who could help me out!?!?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

You're Mexican.

 

[THE HCP]

No jokes! I need a plumber damnit!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

What is this, the personals section in the Mercury? If you need help laying pipe at home, just call BeerBoy!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

just put a trash can next to the toilet. after you wipe, throw it in that can. problem solved.

 

[andalusian]

You're Mexican.

His backyard is in great shape. He is talking about plumbing damnit!

Just call Mr. Rooter, Fams.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[jlprk]

Like I wrote during your last road trip, HCP, you have a beautiful house, and nice kitchen cupboards, but you need to make it easier to find the cereal in the morning.

 

[julius]

HCP, there's this neat thing called the "yellow pages". There's also another thing called "google"

But here is a good plumber

 

[THE HCP]

I just thought one of you douchebags might be a plumber or know how I can get a hookup. I'll always try my connections first.

 

[andalusian]

I just thought one of you douchebags might be a plumber or know how I can get a hookup. I'll always try my connections first.

I was not accepted to plumber school.

 

[jlprk]

Ask them whether they're a member of the local building lobbying organization. If so, don't use them. That's how I picked a plumber a month ago.

 

[barfo]

I just thought one of you douchebags might be a plumber or know how I can get a hookup.

Pretty sure as far as hookups go you know how to contact BeerBoy's wife.

House is 90 years old

He's getting up there in years, but he can still diagnose diseases that start with "L" and end with "pus".

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

www.yelp.com

 

[MARIS61]

No job is too dirty for these guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers

 

[BrianFromWA]

Pretty sure as far as hookups go you know how to contact BeerBoy's wife.



He's getting up there in years, but he can still diagnose diseases that start with "L" and end with "pus".

barfo

Don't forget sarcoidosis. I have no idea what it is, other than the first remedy the team comes up with and either (A) gets laughed at by House, or (B) almost kills the patient when they act on it.