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I'm really glad that I at least am able to work from home. If I wasn't I would probably have NOTHING to do anymore and would have gone insane. I've gotten so bored that I am working on a Saturday.
 
I enjoy eating salads quite often and I want to share one of my favorite dressing recipes.

GOOD SEASON'S ITALIAN DRESSING
https://www.food.com/recipe/good-seasons-italian-dressing-1982

Dry Mix
1 tablespoon garlic powder (the original recipe called for garlic salt. But I think 2 tbsp salt is enough)
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon sugar
2 tablespoons oregano
1 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon basil
1 tablespoon parsley
1/4 teaspoon celery seed (the original recipe called for celery salt. Again, I think 2 tbsp salt is enough)
2 tablespoons salt

For Dressing (mix with 2 tablespoons Dry Mix above)
1/4 cup vinegar (I typically use Pompeian Red Wine Vinegar. It has a more subtle flavoring than other brands)
2/3 cup oil (I typically use California Olive Ranch Extra Virgin Olive Oil)
2 tablespoons water
 
THE HCP said:
Just went to Starbucks for me and THE MRS HCP, starting Ozark Season 3 right now!!!
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Was the line super long? ( not that waiting in line is a huge deal with al l;the time everyone has these days)? I was out this morning and wanted to get a coffee for the wife and I on the way home. I passed two Human beans, a Starbucks and a Dutch Bros. Every place had at least a 5 car deep line... I kept rollin on and hooked up the new Kuereg as soon as I got home.
 
So last night created my own pub quiz with friends over zoom. It was a lot of fun. Going to do this weekly I think. Things did get out of hand though and I set my wife on fire. She’s fine though.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Wait, what?!?

Need more details.
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With Zoom, he probably had a hacker recording it all and it will be viral in a day . Just keep searching dude sets wife on fire. Remember what he looks like form the comedy club clip? You will recognize him.



BTW @Sedatedfork working on any new material while in lockdown and ready to hit the stage when this lifts? I liked your last one.
 
@bodyman5000 and 1 did you see this today?

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Sedatedfork said:
@SlyPokerDog We took flaming shots of Chartreuse. Her hand caught on fire. Got it all on video. The horrified looks of the zoom audience was priceless
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I got burned too today. Fiancee was using the indoor smokeless grill and put it on the stove. Acidentally turned the wrong burner on. Shit started melting (plastic parts) and then caught fire. I got it and took to balcony. Unfortunately I stepped in some of the liquid melted plastic (still on fire). Could have been much worse but I have some blister burns on my big toe.
 
Lanny said:
I played my share of pinball when I was in college. That and marijuana are my two major regrets while in college. That was closely followed by too much time spent with various girlfriends which my father warned me about but died before he could divert me.
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Well, if those were your two regrets in college then I'd say everything turned out fine. :D

Wait, past girlfriends gave you regrets? Pffff :drumroll:
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I got burned too today. Fiancee was using the indoor smokeless grill and put it on the stove. Acidentally turned the wrong burner on. Shit started melting (plastic parts) and then caught fire. I got it and took to balcony. Unfortunately I stepped in some of the liquid melted plastic (still on fire). Could have been much worse but I have some blister burns on my big toe.
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HA! “Fiancé” HA!

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Orion Bailey said:
What is moon bread?

Looks like a vegi pizza top mixed into bisquix?
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Moon Bread

3/4 cup warm water

1 pkg. of Pillsbury Hot Roll Mix

1 egg

1 T melted butter

2 tsp. Garlic powder

2 or 3 tsp dried basil

1 or 2 tsp oregano

1/2 tsp paprika

1/2 cup parmesan

1/2 cup sliced black olives

1/2 cup sliced green olives

grated sharp cheddar cheese (1/2 cup to 1 cup depending on how important cheesy goodness is to you)

Dissolve yeast packets that come with the mix in the water. Add the eggs and melted butter (cooled). Then stir in the mix, spices, and parmesan. Slowly incorporate olives and shredded cheddar. Put in a very large bowl and spread a bit of oil over the top—cover bowl with saran wrap. Let rise until double. Punch down. You can then make into rolls and place on non-stick cookie sheet or cookie sheet lightly coated with olive oil or butter. Let rise again. Cook in a 350 degree oven until done, 40-60 minutes for the hubcaps, and about 30 min for rolls. Brush with garlic butter.

Eat. Repeat.
 
Orion Bailey said:
gonna deny us fans footage?????
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Ha, okay I will see if I can find my footage. I wrote a few jokes catered to the retirement home. Let me see if I can find it.

Edit: Ok, I found it. Only about 50% new material. Not as dynamic as my first video, but hey, this was a tough crowd lol. This was my 3rd performance, but that was like 6 months ago and I haven't performed since then. Just been too busy with work. I need to work more on my pace and leaving pauses for laughter. Also, I think I was definitely more nervous for this show since I didn't have any friends or family in the audience.

 
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SlyPokerDog said:
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Bank account number: 1234567890
Routing number: Route 66
Card number: 1234567890
Name on card: Frank Smith
Expiration date: 2001
CVV#: 123
SS#: 123-45-6789
Mothers maiden name: Smith
Favorite pet: Rover

Hope this tells you something about me and how much I trust you.
ps This information is secret so don't you dare share it with anyone else in here. Mum's the word.
 
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