OT The Home Isolation Thread- What are you doing?

[Orion Bailey]

Hey everyone, I made coffee this morning and I'm currently drinking it. Will keep you updated throughout the day as the situation unfolds.


Edit: It's all gone. I drank it.

And I have all the news I need for the day. Thanks! LOL!

 

[Orion Bailey]

If it hasn’t already been noticed or noted, Showtime is free until April 19th. I for one appreciate that......

And I appreciate YOU for THIS!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

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[SlyPokerDog]

GODDAMMIT @hoopsjock, why didn't you tell us?!?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Someone do the math. For us manly types, how much tp can you get out of a roll of paper towels? Wife says they still have paper towels everywhere she goes.

Typical fucking pussy Americans only stock up on the plush stuff.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Someone do the math. For us manly types, how much tp can you get out of a roll of paper towels? Wife says they still have paper towels everywhere she goes.

Typical fucking pussy Americans only stock up on the plush stuff.

Paper towels will plug the sewers and you could have shit and piss washing up over your streets.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Paper towels will plug the sewers and you could have shit and piss washing up over your streets.

Not a chance. My house is way up on the outskirts of Henderson. I could flush a softball. New sewer pipes. You should see the stuff that ends up in wetlands park in Henderson after a decent rain. There's luggage and clothes and all kinds of stuff homeless people lose in the drainage system.

That's separate from the sewers but still. We don't have crumbling old pipes like Portland.

If I really planned to use paper towels I'd get the cheapest thinnest ones I could find and tear them into small pieces. I'd flush after each piece. Once it makes it past my driveway into the sewer lines it is the problem of the city.

If you buy those ridiculous paper towels that feel like cloth....good luck.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've been taking Vitamin D for years. Liquid stuff I get at Whole Foods. We were riding our bikes by this weekend and I ran in and got the last bottle on the shelf. Had to wait in line behind a younger guy wearing gloves who was playing on his phone and rubbing his gloved hands all over his face every few seconds.

Handed the little bottle to the cashier, used my debit card. Stuck the filthy card back in my wallet. Took the bottle from her (no bag) and used their hand sanitizer on my hands and the little bottle just in case.

Had to get gas after work. Put a latex glove in my pocket. Swiped my debit card and put it back without touching anything else. Put one glove on and used it to touch the gas nozzle. Returned nozzle and peeled glove of and threw it away.

Still doesn't stop me from getting it but these were the two most obvious ways I could be exposed in the last few days.

Now the BMW and Toyota parts I got today could be covered with it. Who knows?

 

[Shaboid]

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Hey everyone, I made coffee this morning and I'm currently drinking it. Will keep you updated throughout the day as the situation unfolds.


Edit: It's all gone. I drank it.

Did you make more?

 

[ABM]

Nashville's interstates around 8 AM this morning. Usually a sea of red this time of day. To be expected, but still kinda weird....

 

[noknobs]

Did you make more?

I was about to respond that the situation is quite fluid at the moment, but figured the pun was just a little too lame for my high standards.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I was about to respond that the situation is quite fluid at the moment, but figured the pun was just a little too lame for my high standards.

I'm sure this is grounds for a darker type of humor.

 

[PDXFonz]

Losing my mind

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I was about to respond that the situation is quite fluid at the moment, but figured the pun was just a little too lame for my high standards.

I'm sure this is grounds for a darker type of humor.

You guys watch world news it seems....looks like the French Press is driving you crazy

 

[Shaboid]

Losing my mind

I'm with you man. Started feeling a bit cooped up yesterday. And I'm running out of beer.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Losing my mind

Are you an introvert or extrovert?

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I have an 'essential' job so I am still working but after reading this thread I don't know whether to feel pity for you all or jealousy.

 

[THE HCP]

I have an 'essential' job so I am still working but after reading this thread I don't know whether to feel pity for you all or jealousy.

If you have money coming in..... you can feel whatever you want.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

If you have money coming in..... you can feel whatever you want.

You implying he could pay you for feels...?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I have an 'essential' job so I am still working but after reading this thread I don't know whether to feel pity for you all or jealousy.

I'm getting more work than I was. Now I'm really confused.

So so so essential. My wife is losing her mind having to stay home and I'm jealous of her.

 

[PDXFonz]

Are you an introvert or extrovert?

99.99% introvert

 

[theprunetang]

All of the beaches and state parks I work at were finally closed to the public today. It was so nice doing shorebird research out in the wild with zero other humans around. The Snowy Plover nesting season is already well under way, but I I found the first early Wilson's Plover nest today. Great day out on the islands.

 

[Minstrel]

All of the beaches and state parks I work at were finally closed to the public today. It was so nice doing shorebird research out in the wild with zero other humans around. The Snowy Plover nesting season is already well under way, but I I found the first early Wilson's Plover nest today. Great day out on the islands.

But how many birds did you give coronavirus to?

 

[Chris Craig]

Playing Red Dead Redemption 2

 

[SlyPokerDog]