The Lebron Pipedream

[The_Lillard_King]

OK, it's offseason so bear with me.

Lebron is tripping out in Cleavland. He was seen wearing a yankee cap, has a reputaion for not being in love with the city and his latest incident was hanging out with the Cowboys during preseason when they were playing the Clevland Browns.

Braylon Edwards speaketh the truth:

“LeBron (James) isn’t a Cleveland guy. LeBron only plays for the Cavaliers, and who knows if he even likes the Cavaliers? He doesn’t like the Indians. He doesn’t like the Browns.”


Lebron enters another NBA season where the cavs have again made changes to be competitive. But if midway through the season it turns out the Cavs are not very good, I think the handwriting on the wall is Lebron will walk at the end of 2010 season. If Lebron is going to walk, doesn't Clevland mamagement try to trade their disgruntled star to help rebuild the cav team. I mean you can get a lot of talent and youth for Lebron . . . enter the Blazers who have more expendable talented youth than any other team.

A package of Roy, Rudy, Outlaw, Raef (expiring contract to make it all work) and first round pick in 2009 and 2011.

Alright, I'll top dreaming . . . but after getting Oden, I figure Blazer fans are judtified in dreaming a little.

 

[Denny Crane]

LeBron was a phenom as a high schooler in the Cleveland area. It's his home. He was so big a deal they made a cable TV channel for his team's games.

If it's about money, he'll go to NY or LA, and anyone that trades for him is going to lose him in 2010.

On the other hand, Cleveland is in seriously good cap space shape for 2010 themselves, with guys like Ben Wallace coming off the books. They could conceivably sign a top FA to add to the team to make LeBron even happier.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

LeBron was a phenom as a high schooler in the Cleveland area. It's his home. He was so big a deal they made a cable TV channel for his team's games.

If it's about money, he'll go to NY or LA, and anyone that trades for him is going to lose him in 2010.

On the other hand, Cleveland is in seriously good cap space shape for 2010 themselves, with guys like Ben Wallace coming off the books. They could conceivably sign a top FA to add to the team to make LeBron even happier.

The one big factor I didn't put into my pipedream is that Lebron, being Lebron, can pick where he wants to go and Ptd would not be on that list.

I know Lebron is a local product and such a big star that fans will overlook the Dallas stunt. But it sure doesn't seem like LJ is crazy about Cleveland and I see why teams are gearing up for the Lebron sweepstakes in 2010.

If the Blazers traded for him (which is a pipedream) it would have to include a max contract extention with the trade. Only reason I like to dream is that Blazers have a GM that likes to wheel and deal and an owner who can be talked into spending lots of cash

 

[Denny Crane]

The one big factor I didn't put into my pipedream is that Lebron, being Lebron, can pick where he wants to go and Ptd would not be on that list.

I know Lebron is a local product and such a big star that fans will overlook the Dallas stunt. But it sure doesn't seem like LJ is crazy about Cleveland and I see why teams are gearing up for the Lebron sweepstakes in 2010.

If the Blazers traded for him (which is a pipedream) it would have to include a max contract extention with the trade. Only reason I like to dream is that Blazers have a GM that likes to wheel and deal and an owner who can be talked into spending lots of cash

I love Roy, but I wouldn't make the trade you offered if I were GM in Cleveland.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Lebron in a Blazers jersey would be pretty sweet, but like you said it's a pipedream. I could see Kobe in a portland jersey before Lebron, Kobe's ego wants to win titles, and his best chance after next year will be with Portland

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I love Roy, but I wouldn't make the trade you offered if I were GM in Cleveland.

I thought Blazer fans would think I was giving up too much, so I'm glad to hear the other side.

I have not talked myself into this being any kind of reality, but the whole idea is founded upon Cleveland looking to dump Lebron before he walks . . . isn't that usually where you can get a deal. Besides by trade deadline, you are going to love Rudy too. : )

Aldridge and Roy for a Lebron (who has signed a 7 year contract extention)?

 

[maxiep]

The biggest problem with LeBron coming to this team is we're not built to have this team led by a superstar. We're more like five fingers that form a fist. We have the rare attribute that our best players care more about wins than personal accolades. We Blazer fans have seen what happens when you ignore chemistry; why would we repeat our past mistakes?

Let the cake bake. It's going to be delicious.

 

[maxiep]

I love Roy, but I wouldn't make the trade you offered if I were GM in Cleveland.

No GM can trade LeBron and keep their job, even if James is the one to force the issue. Cleveland fans would set the Cuyahoga on fire and throw you in it.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I wouldn't trade Brandon Roy straight across for Lebron James. Not because I think Brandon is better, but because I have two years emotionally invested in his success with this team, and I'm not about to sacrifice that to watch one player and four other guys play basketball, no matter how many games we'd win.

 

[mook]

No GM can trade LeBron and keep their job, even if James is the one to force the issue. Cleveland fans would set the Cuyahoga on fire and throw you in it.

At some point LeBron, Cleveland management, and the the Cavs fanbase may come to realize that they've got a Minnesota/Garnett situation on their hands. Only this time Garnett (LeBron) decides he doesn't want to waste the best years of his life waiting for the GM to pull his head out of his ass, and demands a trade.

In such an instance, the GM's career is over anyway as soon as LeBron demands the trade. Seriously, what's the GM's counter-argument? "I got him Ben Wallace! What more does he want?"

You fire the GM, and if LeBron is still pissed off you tell the new GM he gets to trade LeBron for the best piece imaginable. It's a win-win. Ownership wins because they can claim they are moving forward. The new GM wins because he gets a fresh start and a fantastic trading chip.

Well, the old GM loses. But let's face it, somebody has to play scapegoat. And just judging by what LeBron has had for teammates, he's already a loser.

 

[Denny Crane]

I thought Blazer fans would think I was giving up too much, so I'm glad to hear the other side.

I have not talked myself into this being any kind of reality, but the whole idea is founded upon Cleveland looking to dump Lebron before he walks . . . isn't that usually where you can get a deal. Besides by trade deadline, you are going to love Rudy too. : )

Aldridge and Roy for a Lebron (who has signed a 7 year contract extention)?

I'd be looking at the deal that the Lakers gave Milwaukee for Kareem.

 

[mook]

I wouldn't trade Brandon Roy straight across for Lebron James. Not because I think Brandon is better, but because I have two years emotionally invested in his success with this team, and I'm not about to sacrifice that to watch one player and four other guys play basketball, no matter how many games we'd win.

I understand all about true love. I love my wife and wouldn't trade her for Angelina Jolie.

However, if I could trade my wife for two exact copies of my wife, I'd be nuts not to.

I'd have one for doing domestic work and the other could do the sexy time. They could take shifts, so nobody felt left out.

And a menage a trois without ANY guilt? Sign me up.

In summary:

Roy good.

LeBron way better.

Sex with cloned hot spouses best.

 

[mook]

At some point LeBron, Cleveland management, and the the Cavs fanbase may come to realize that they've got a Minnesota/Garnett situation on their hands. Only this time Garnett (LeBron) decides he doesn't want to waste the best years of his life waiting for the GM to pull his head out of his ass, and demands a trade.

In such an instance, the GM's career is over anyway as soon as LeBron demands the trade. Seriously, what's the GM's counter-argument? "I got him Ben Wallace! What more does he want?"

You fire the GM, and if LeBron is still pissed off you tell the new GM he gets to trade LeBron for the best piece imaginable. It's a win-win. Ownership wins because they can claim they are moving forward. The new GM wins because he gets a fresh start and a fantastic trading chip.

Well, the old GM loses. But let's face it, somebody has to play scapegoat. And just judging by what LeBron has had for teammates, he's already a loser.

Oh. I said "ass" and it didn't turn into little stars. I like this site.

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Just testing.

 

[Denny Crane]

Oh. I said "ass" and it didn't turn into little stars. I like this site.

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Just testing.

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(Not directed at you, it's just a good word to know)

 

[mook]

assclown assclown assclown

just testing.

(Not directed at you, it's just a good word to know)

no problem.







assclown.

 

[DaRizzle]

Lakers are going to trade Kobe for Lebron in Kobe's option after this season. Kobe will be insulted and go there because the team left for him will still be good. Lebron gets to go to a major market without taking a pay cut. Cavs will do it because they are losing Lebron no matter what, this way they still stay big time.Mark it down.

 

[drexlersdad]

Lakers are going to trade Kobe for Lebron in Kobe's option after this season. Kobe will be insulted and go there because the team left for him will still be good. Lebron gets to go to a major market without taking a pay cut. Cavs will do it because they are losing Lebron no matter what, this way they still stay big time.Mark it down.

yeah maybe you should mark it down since you are so convinced it will happen. i wouldnt waste the scrap of paper myself.

good to see you here man!

 

[mook]

Lakers are going to trade Kobe for Lebron in Kobe's option after this season. Kobe will be insulted and go there because the team left for him will still be good. Lebron gets to go to a major market without taking a pay cut. Cavs will do it because they are losing Lebron no matter what, this way they still stay big time.Mark it down.

If it weren't the Lakers I would laugh at you.

As it is, I feel like I did right after watching Steven Seagal's "The Fire Down Below" and somebody whispered, "You know, he's got a an Easy Listening guitar album too." It was so horrible that it had to be true.











And it was:

 

[DaRizzle]

good to see you here man!

u2...and the only thing that would stop that is Kobe NOT letting his ego get the best of him

 

[DaRizzle]

If it weren't the Lakers I would laugh at you

You are a wise man

btw...lolololol

 

[DaRizzle]

Dude I had to youtube it and look what I found. Its Segal sucking so bad they they wont let me put it here!!!!

[video=youtube;eu0BrJksG10]

 

[BlazerWookee]

And it was:

I'm not a Biblical scholar, but doesn't Revelations list that one of the signs that Armageddon is nigh?

 

[maxiep]

If it weren't the Lakers I would laugh at you.

As it is, I feel like I did right after watching Steven Seagal's "The Fire Down Below" and somebody whispered, "You know, he's got a an Easy Listening guitar album too." It was so horrible that it had to be true.

LOL! I heard that he put out a couple of albums, so I went to Bearshare and downloaded them. They were even worse than I could possibly imagine. Here are a couple of reviews:

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:gifuxqysld0e

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:3zftxqydldae

For those who like things that are so bad they're good, do yourself a favor and download these suckers.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

If LeBron wants to win an ungodly amount of titles, he'll come here.

If he wants to have an even bigger spotlight and make bazillions of dollars, he'll go to New York.

I'm guessing he'd pick NY over Portland.

 

[Minstrel]

If LeBron wants to win an ungodly amount of titles, he'll come here.

If he wants to have an even bigger spotlight and make bazillions of dollars, he'll go to New York.

I'm guessing he'd pick NY over Portland.

Same. When guessing which way a player will go, you'll rarely go wrong betting on the ching-ching over the bling-bling.

 

[DaRizzle]

He gets both in La La land

 

[Minstrel]

He gets both in La La land

Good luck with that one. Clearly, LA is the land of unfulfilled dreams, and not just for aspiring actors/actresses. At least they can turn to porn eventually...you're sortof out of luck.

 

[maxiep]

Same. When guessing which way a player will go, you'll rarely go wrong betting on the ching-ching over the bling-bling.

That's the beauty of Oden. By all accounts, he's the kind of guy who prefers avoiding the big city spotlight and will take winning over personal glory.