Zombie The Medical Examiner showed up at my apartment complex.

[Jade Falcon]

So occasionally I like to peek out of my windows to check on my surroundings and see the goings-on, and what should be parked next to my car but a truck belonging to the Clark County Medical Examiner's office.



Accompanying him were two Vancouver Police detectives, which I assume is standard procedure any time a body is found.

Hmm. Must be that upstairs neighbor who had the ambulance called on her twice within the past two weeks. Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

There's really not a good way to look out of the bottom-floor of an apartment complex (a large window which was right in front of this truck) without looking like a nosy asshole. And it was awkward, so I didn't stick around. But when they brought the body bag down the stairs and loaded it in the truck, I was peeking out with a finger on my blinds, rather than my entire face.

My biggest concern was that they were wearing respirator masks. Not sure if that's standard procedure, or if it was because she was a little....ripe. I don't want maggots burrowing their way into the floor or something.

 

[dviss1]

So occasionally I like to peek out of my windows to check on my surroundings and see the goings-on, and what should be parked next to my car but a truck belonging to the Clark County Medical Examiner's office.



Accompanying him were two Vancouver Police detectives, which I assume is standard procedure any time a body is found.

Hmm. Must be that upstairs neighbor who had the ambulance called on her twice within the past two weeks. Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

There's really not a good way to look out of the bottom-floor of an apartment complex (a large window which was right in front of this truck) without looking like a nosy asshole. And it was awkward, so I didn't stick around. But when they brought the body bag down the stairs and loaded it in the truck, I was peeking out with a finger on my blinds, rather than my entire face.

My biggest concern was that they were wearing respirator masks. Not sure if that's standard procedure, or if it was because she was a little....ripe. I don't want maggots burrowing their way into the floor or something.

Jesus... Crazy...

 

[dviss1]

Oh and LO FUCKING L @Zombie!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Oh and LO FUCKING L @Zombie!

lmao, well, I figure we never use it, ya know.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

Bad dog @SlyPokerDog. Bad.

That's why I'm cooler. I shit in a box.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Bad dog @SlyPokerDog. Bad.

That's why I'm cooler. I shit in a box.

My cat shits in a box too. Nice, organized little turds and pee clumps. Cleanest animal I know.

But Sly.....he would lick his balls and eat his own shit if he thought he could get away with it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Bad dog @SlyPokerDog. Bad.

That's why I'm cooler. I shit in a box.

I don't want to keep up with all your posts. Consider them all liked. Twice if explicitly making fun of Slyfukkerface

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The Slyfukkerface is something I've been thinking since Lady Gaga's poker face. I changed the words to fu fu fu fu fu fukkkk her face. Now I always think Slyfukkerface (no homo)

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh and LO FUCKING L @Zombie!

Don't laugh, she could be patient zero.

 

[Chris Craig]

Bad dog @SlyPokerDog. Bad.

That's why I'm cooler. I shit in a box.

How many accounts do you have now @SlyPokerDog

 

[Jade Falcon]

How many accounts do you have now @SlyPokerDog

Whoever it is beat me to the punch. I wanted to make a "SlyPokerCat" account that would play off of Sly's character. But alas....laziness and procrastination were my downfall.

 

[Chris Craig]

So occasionally I like to peek out of my windows to check on my surroundings and see the goings-on, and what should be parked next to my car but a truck belonging to the Clark County Medical Examiner's office.



Accompanying him were two Vancouver Police detectives, which I assume is standard procedure any time a body is found.

Hmm. Must be that upstairs neighbor who had the ambulance called on her twice within the past two weeks. Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

There's really not a good way to look out of the bottom-floor of an apartment complex (a large window which was right in front of this truck) without looking like a nosy asshole. And it was awkward, so I didn't stick around. But when they brought the body bag down the stairs and loaded it in the truck, I was peeking out with a finger on my blinds, rather than my entire face.

My biggest concern was that they were wearing respirator masks. Not sure if that's standard procedure, or if it was because she was a little....ripe. I don't want maggots burrowing their way into the floor or something.

I used to live up on 162nd and Division awhile back. A neighbor in the apartment across the way was murdered. His apartment was trashed like there had been an all out brawl, there was blood everywhere, and he was beat so badly his face was unrecognizable. His girlfriend found him.

 

[Chris Craig]

@SlyPokerDog and @SlyPokerCat must fight to the death...there can be only one

 

[SlyPokerCat]

@SlyPokerDog and @SlyPokerCat must fight to the death...there can only be one

 

[Chris Craig]

What's next SlyPokerGoat? SlyPokerPig, SlyPokerCow, SlyPokerSloth....?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How many accounts do you have now @SlyPokerDog

I have my SlyPokerDog and one other that I play around with.

Mrs PokerDog every so often posts on here.

Those are the only 3 accounts that are connected to my IP address.

@SlyPokerCat is not me. I know who it is, because I checked the IP addy, but I see no reason to say anything.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What's next SlyPokerGoat? SlyPokerPig, SlyPokerCow, SlyPokerSloth....?

Rise of the SlyPokerPack!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So occasionally I like to peek out of my windows to check on my surroundings and see the goings-on, and what should be parked next to my car but a truck belonging to the Clark County Medical Examiner's office.



Accompanying him were two Vancouver Police detectives, which I assume is standard procedure any time a body is found.

Hmm. Must be that upstairs neighbor who had the ambulance called on her twice within the past two weeks. Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

There's really not a good way to look out of the bottom-floor of an apartment complex (a large window which was right in front of this truck) without looking like a nosy asshole. And it was awkward, so I didn't stick around. But when they brought the body bag down the stairs and loaded it in the truck, I was peeking out with a finger on my blinds, rather than my entire face.

My biggest concern was that they were wearing respirator masks. Not sure if that's standard procedure, or if it was because she was a little....ripe. I don't want maggots burrowing their way into the floor or something.

Tell your manager that the smell is very upsetting and ask for half off next month's rent. No landlord will want to take that to court, dead body complaints in the court/public record is not a smart move.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I have my SlyPokerDog and one other that I play around with.

Mrs PokerDog every so often posts on here.

Those are the only 3 accounts that are connected to my IP address.

@SlyPokerCat is not me. I know who it is, because I checked the IP addy, but I see no reason to say anything.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I used to live up on 162nd and Division awhile back. A neighbor in the apartment across the way was murdered. His apartment was trashed like there had been an all out brawl, there was blood everywhere, and he was beat so badly his face was unrecognizable. His girlfriend found him.

In 2013, I witnessed a double-fatality car accident that happened in the center median of the street I live on; about 50 feet or so from my apartment. That was an awful wreck: passenger was ejected through the driver's side door (she died the next day at the hospital), and the driver was killed on impact. There was blood all over the place. That was the last time I ever saw a Medical Examiner's truck. Fire Department had to cut her out of the truck she was in 9 hours later after the investigation.

Don't drink and drive, folks.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Tell your manager that the smell is very upsetting and ask for half off next month's rent. No landlord will want to take that to court, dead body complaints in the court/public record is not a smart move.

You know....the Mexicans who live next door to me have an absolutely hideously awful smell coming from their apartment. It smells like an old, musty kitchen from one of those "out-of-the-way" Mexican restaurants you see in some forgotten strip mall somewhere.

I've been meaning to complain about it to management, but I'm too lazy.

But....I suppose I could claim "distress" from seeing the body being carried out? That would be such a bullshit thing to do though, lol.

 

[Chris Craig]

In 2013, I witnessed a double-fatality car accident that happened in the center median of the street I live on; about 50 feet or so from my apartment. That was an awful wreck: passenger was ejected through the driver's side door (she died the next day at the hospital), and the driver was killed on impact. There was blood all over the place. That was the last time I ever saw a Medical Examiner's truck. Fire Department had to cut her out of the truck she was in 9 hours later after the investigation.

Don't drink and drive, folks.

She was the driver? Ironic her last name is deter....maybe this story will deter some people from drinking and driving.

 

[Chris Craig]

You know....the Mexicans who live next door to me have an absolutely hideously awful smell coming from their apartment. It smells like an old, musty kitchen from one of those "out-of-the-way" Mexican restaurants you see in some forgotten strip mall somewhere.

I've been meaning to complain about it to management, but I'm too lazy.

But....I suppose I could claim "distress" from seeing the body being carried out? That would be such a bullshit thing to do though, lol.

You could call INS....that would be pretty fucked up to though

 

[riverman]

I have my SlyPokerDog and one other that I play around with.

Finally.....now we know who Jesus with the horn rimmed glasses really is!

 

[Jade Falcon]

She was the driver? Ironic her last name is deter....maybe this story will deter some people from drinking and driving.

Yep, that's her. I did some research online about her last month. She was a total loser. She had it all in high school: good looks and tons of popularity. She was Rodeo Queen (or Princess) at her high school, but had that honor taken away after she bulled a 15 year old girl and stole her IPad, which had naked photos of said girl on it. Deter shared those with others, and was arrested for Exploitation.

Apparently, she carried that carelessness over into adulthood.

I absolutely despise and hate people like that.

You could call INS....that would be pretty fucked up to though

Nah. Good idea though.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

What's next SlyPokerGoat? SlyPokerPig, SlyPokerCow, SlyPokerSloth....?

It's SlyPokerMouse. Think about it.

 

[riverman]

Slypokedherdog

 

[SlyPokerCat]

It's SlyPokerMouse. Think about it.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Just kidding.

Nom nom nom nom

 

[Jade Falcon]

It's SlyPokerMouse. Think about it.

SlyPokerEagle:

Or SlyPokerOwl, perhaps?