The Nets Haiku Thread

[GMJ]

College life is good
Eat pizza rolls for breakfast
and lunch. and dinner.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Procrastination</p>

keeps me from doing my job.</p>

Oh well. So be it.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Lost 15 whole pounds.</p>

Last summer from my swim team.</p>

I also ate well.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Gained the freshmen pounds
Now am more responsible
But enjoy a treat</p>

 

[Ma3oxuct]

I have a question
Should this thread be moved to the
Off-topic forum

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

No! Hell no! Never.</p>

Directly related: Nets.</p>

Do not do it Thron!</p>

 

[pegs]

This isn't really Nets...</p>

But it's Nets Board Tradition.</p>

It can stay right here.</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

</div></p>

Tell me about it.</p>

My belly likes to be round.</p>

Down! Stupid belly.</p>

Dated this girl who</p>

liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

Now, to drop 20.</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[GMJ]

Female Chubby Chase?
Heard rumors of its legend
Can't believe its real!</p>

 

[Dumpy]

I ran marathons.</p>

Alas,when I stopped training,</p>

I gainedlots of weight.</p>

</p>

Now I runagain.</p>

Each morning I go five miles</p>

Not bad for old man.</p>

</p>

My wife bakes cookies</p>

and quite delicious brownies</p>

It's hard to resist.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Won't make assertions
'Bout Mrs. Dumpy's cooking
...They special brownies?</p>

 

[Dumpy]

They have won awards.</p>

I'd give you the recipe</p>

but not in haiku.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Boo! Be a good sport.
But are we on the same page?
High Times gives awards?</p>

 

[GMJ]

Poetry Jam's on
Sportscenter as jumped the shark
For like the 5th time...</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I ran marathons.</p>

Alas,when I stopped training,</p>

I gainedlots of weight.</p>

</p>

Now I runagain.</p>

Each morning I go five miles</p>

Not bad for old man.</p>

</p>

My wife bakes cookies</p>

and quite delicious brownies</p>

It's hard to resist.</p>

</div></p>

Marathons, you say.</p>

Hopefully not Chicago.</p>

They don't like runners.</p>

</p>

I went last year, though.</p>

To watch my cousin run there.</p>

Post-race, quite brain dead.</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

The food in my fridge</p>

Sometimes doesn't taste too well</p>

I wish for gourmet</p>

</p>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

</div></p>

Tell me about it.</p>

My belly likes to be round.</p>

Down! Stupid belly.</p>

Dated this girl who</p>

liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

Now, to drop 20.</p>

</div></p>

I know how that is.</p>

Dumb belly...it's going, tho.</p>

Soon, it may be gone...</p>

</p>

My friend is like that.</p>

She doesn't like the thin guys..</p>

I like girls like that.</p>

</p>

 

[pegs]

Yay! Finally! yay..?</p>

KC is back haikuing!</p>

The more, the merrier.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Idea for new thread:
"2nd choice for user name?"
Percy Miracles</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Be careful Jigga!</p>

Try not to gain too much weight.</p>

It is hard to lose.</p>

</div></p>

Tell me about it.</p>

My belly likes to be round.</p>

Down! Stupid belly.</p>

Dated this girl who</p>

liked her boys to be bigger.</p>

Now, to drop 20.</p>

</div></p>

I know how that is.</p>

Dumb belly...it's going, tho.</p>

Soon, it may be gone...</p>

</p>

My friend is like that.</p>

She doesn't like the thin guys..</p>

I like girls like that.</p>

</p>

</div></p>

yeah, the problem is</p>

once you've gone your separate ways</p>

you're fat AND single</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Boo! Be a good sport.
But are we on the same page?
High Times gives awards?</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Change the recipe</p>

if that's what you want to do.</p>

Go ahead; add pot.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Marathons, you say.</p>

Hopefully not Chicago.</p>

They don't like runners.</p>

</p>

I went last year, though.</p>

To watch my cousin run there.</p>

Post-race, quite brain dead.</p>

</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Marathons are not</p>

events to check off a "list."</p>

That's how you get hurt.</p>

</p>

People must train more!</p>

It's hard work, and not a game.</p>

Get what you deserve.</p>

</p>

Chicago's easy.</p>

The course runs mostly downhill.</p>

Records are set there.</p>

</p>

Now that I'm older</p>

I must train more carefully</p>

or I'll get injured.</p>

</p>

I ran in New York</p>

Philly, DC, and Dublin</p>

Most were cold, rainy.</p>

</p>

My running coach said</p>

"adverse conditions make you</p>

a better runner."</p>

</p>

Even if that's true</p>

Dublin really, really sucked</p>

won't do it again.</p>

 

[GMJ]

That's an epic Ku
All conditions are adverse
When you hate running</p>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

yeah, the problem is</p>

once you've gone your separate ways</p>

you're fat AND single</p>

</div></p>

hahahaha, yes.</p>

That's what gym, diet are for.</p>

Sucks, when you're lazy.</p>

</p>

 

[pegs]

Can't wait for first game.</p>

I wanna see Sean play, "nao"!</p>

Could he be savior?</p>

 

[pegs]

Something I've wanted...</p>

Should we sticky Haiku Thread?</p>

Good idea, maybe?</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Can't wait for first game.</p>

I wanna see Sean play, "nao"!</p>

Could he be savior?</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Play! Play nao! Play nao!</p>

Yes, sticky this thread right nao.</p>

Pegeh for mod...eh!</p>

 

[Dumpy]

JKidd with the ball . . .</p>

passes to Carter . . . and back . . .</p>

Boone! With the slam! Yes!!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Yes, should be stickied
Peg or I will do it nao
Best thread on forum</p>

Dumpy is it on?
Mind doing a play-by-play?
In haiku, of course.</p>