The Nets Haiku Thread (1 Viewer)

[Kid Chocolate]

Haikus rule the board</p>

But definitely not Peg</p>

She's just a princess.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Oh snap! You got served
Defend your honor! Dance back!
A Gentleman's war</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Jigga instigates</p>

Dance? I'll tapdance on his face</p>

And then drop a deuce.</p>

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[pegs]

A princess? No way.
The Fresh Prince, definitely.
Kid = Carlton.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Argyle Sweater
All up in your grill-face, bro
Please do not tase me</p>

 

[pegs]

Hilarie is hot.
Anyone else watch Fresh Prince?
Top 3 fav of mine.</p>

Sean had a good night.
And at the end of the game...
he swatted that shit</p>

 

[GMJ]

Hillary is loud
Regina's hair was too short
Forgot the third one</p>

Peg you're losing this
Defend your honor my man
Awaits rebuttal</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Ha-Ha you said butt</p>

Do it again, never old</p>

My butt in peg's face.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

I am the strongest</p>

Peg is weak like the Ukraine</p>

You frail little boy.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Weak like 7 days
I blast you like Hi Tek does
Spitting haiku rhymes</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Jigga's drink of choice?</p>

Disaronno on the rocks</p>

Where are your testes?</p>

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[GMJ]

Never on the rocks
Milk must be added also
A nice dessert drink</p>

Kid's identity:
Drinks natty to tranny porn,
is androgenous</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Excellent haiku</p>

It's funny because it's true</p>

I do what I want!</p>

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[downunderwonder]

Have gig tomorrow</p>

First with new band, Oh my god</p>

Break out in cold sweat</p>

 

[pegs]

Jigga spittin rhymes now
We all know KC swallows
ha, couldn't resist.</p>

I should make a band.
I think I could play the drums.
On KC's mom's boobs.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jigga spittin rhymes now
We all know KC swallows
ha, couldn't resist.</p>

I should make a band.
I think I could play the drums.
On KC's mom's boobs.</p>

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KC has a mom?</p>

And all this time I had thought.</p>

He had two daddies.</p>

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[GMJ]

MyNetsForLife writes
Now has beef with Kid Chocolate?
More the merrier</p>


But no one is safe
from my haiku battle rhymes
all ya'll are biters</p>

hey mynetsforlife
how about them yankees, chump?
"Forever Lamest"</p>

So its 2 on 1?
Wait that sounds familiar
Date with Peg's momma</p>

What else can I say
about that lame kid chocolate
that hasn't been said</p>

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[pegs]

Haiku battles now?
Aiight, Jig, yo momma's a cow
nothing good rhymes. wow.</p>

 

[GMJ]

I'll spit your own rhyme.
Yo momma's a cow and she...
huh, I guess you're right</p>

Edit, I got it
Mom's got an animal mouth
Her jowl is quite foul.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

What's with all the hate?</p>

You should admire KC</p>

I am your role models.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

By the way, Jigga</p>

Right now, pounding Natty Light</p>

I drunk I'm not swear.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

I say, bottom line</p>

You can all go **** yourselves</p>

You want beef? Got it.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Haha yeah, he's drunk
I can verify that fact
Please don't mask cursing</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Wearing masks is cool</p>

Someone tell that to Peg's mom</p>

It will shield her face.</p>

 

[pegs]

I'll tell her later.</p>

After I'm done wit ya moms!</p>

Ya, she takes a while</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Last edited by: GMJigga</p>

Stay out of my posts, honkey</p>

Go eat baby po*p.</p>

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[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

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Stay out of my posts, honkey</p>

Go eat baby po*p.</p>

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LOLOL
I cannot argue with this
I submit defeat</p>

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[Kid Chocolate]

submitting? wise choice</p>

it's foolish to continue</p>

ADONAL FOYLE.</p>

 

[GMJ]

That doesn't make sense
While you might corner me here,
Better Haiku'er</p>

 

[pegs]

top scary movies.
Right now on TV, real weird.
KC's mom's in it.</p>

Just watched the reaping.
I thought was real crazy.
IMO, good movie.</p>