The Nets Haiku Thread (1 Viewer)

[bbwMax]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Max)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I messed my sig.
I'm such a Dumbass aren't i
Cheers for the heads up</p>

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I messed my sig - four
Your first line should have 5 Max
Syllables that is.</p>

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Ahh I am So dumb
Need to revise my Haiku
Anyone got tips?</p>

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[pegs]

I hate injuries.
They ruin NBA seasons.
They should go away</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Peg, which guys are hurt?</p>

I really must need to know</p>

For I will face you.</p>

 

[CelticKing]

the pats and celtics
won yesterday so i am
very happy now


(haikus are hard lol)</p>

 

[pegs]

Rebounding Center
Zaza Pachulia...damn.
Till mid November.</p>

Got speeding ticket.
57 in 30.
I was late for school!</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Rebounding Center
Zaza Pachulia...damn.
Till mid November.</p>

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No more excuses.</p>

He wouldn't help you this week.</p>

Dumpy will crush you.</p>

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[GM]

Poetry you say?</p>

Hey, thisis the NBA</p>

Gotake a Haiku</p>

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[Kid Chocolate]

That's not even close</p>

Haikus go five, seven, five</p>

syllables, of course.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Hey its GM's first!
It always hurts the first time
Form: Five - Seven - Five</p>

 

[GM]

Okay, what do you think? Does it pass muster?</p>

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GM)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Okay, what do you think? Does it pass muster?</p>

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That isn't a 'Ku!
All posts in threads must be Ku's
Its what makes it fun</p>

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[downunderwonder]

Tired from work, sigh.</p>

Eleven hour day today</p>

six day weeks are hard</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

My room is steaming</p>

Makes me want to pass on out</p>

nine million degrees.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Post in the game threads.</p>

KC that is a huge must.</p>

Or jarkid takes "it".</p>

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[GMJ]

What is he taking?
Do I really want to know?
Still calling the cops</p>

 

[pegs]

Just got back from trip.</p>

Went to the casino, phew.</p>

Won ten bucks, not bad.</p>

 

[LakerBlood]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I don't eat pudding</p>

Unless its off the toes of</p>

Montross' mother</p>

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Toe suckers these days...</p>

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[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBlood)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Toe suckers these days...</p>

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What the hell is this!?
If you want to post in here
You must talk in 'ku </p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

What is he taking?
Do I really want to know?
Still calling the cops</p>

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You know what "it" is.</p>

Only thing jarkid would take.</p>

He'll take KC's "it".</p>

 

[GMJ]

First time on this board
That the Nets have lost a game
And we're in good moods.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

NC Doulbe A.</p>

Winner of the game, am I.</p>

Rejoice! New Slogan!</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

Finally, he plays.</p>

But it was to no avail.</p>

Robots dominate.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Yes he is The Truth
He is The Second Coming
We are Witnesses</p>

 

[pegs]

I was MIA,</p>

for a couple days. Crazy...</p>

This sucks. Nets lost. Why???</p>

 

[GMJ]

'Cause sean played little
Check out the highlight thread now
Watch him dominate</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

My band No longer</p>

New Page has turned once again</p>

New crew, new sound. Yeeeah!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Up- or The Second-?
Questions about our Young Sean
-coming, by the way.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

coming, by the way?</p>

this is a family board</p>

put your pants back on.</p>

 

[GMJ]

It's kinda backwards
Everytime Sean dunks on some
one you touch yourself</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Little do you know</p>

Errytime I talk to you</p>

I am touching me.</p>