The Nets Haiku Thread

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I'm always in Caps
I'm the man and you knooooooooow daaaaaaaaaat
the kid got paaaaaaaaaaaaaper
 
You know that only
attention whore uses caps.
Hey DADDY, grow up
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 28 2008, 02:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You know that only
attention whore uses caps.
Hey DADDY, grow up</div>

after all this time
you still can't do it right
second line has six
 
But "uses" are two
Because its a plural word
Though it should not be.

Peg, edit a 'ku?
That should be sacrilegious
At least fix grammar.
 
tired, but could not sleep
still thinking about the game
at 4:33
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 28 2008, 03:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>But "uses" are two
Because its a plural word
Though it should not be.

Peg, edit a 'ku?
That should be sacrilegious
At least fix grammar.</div>

I'm not sure what's worse.
My misplacement of an "s"
Or your bad grammar

Really, 1st grade stuff
"It" doesn't own "plural word"
You should know this stuff.
 
The streak has now stopped
The year that Jason Kidd leaves
Now lottery bound

Hope we draft Mayo
We need a big-time SG
CDR's decent
 
Although he is raw
I like Donte Green a lot.
But he's not refined.

For our second pick
I hope we draft Brandon Rush
Um, sorry Ager.
 
Let's pick Johnny Flynn
Who cares if he's staying
We'll force him to come.

If not him, I say..
we should pick up players from
Memphis or Kansas.

That's the way to go
For a winning mentality
Players from great teams.
 
Season is over
Couldn't take it anymore
Stern shows us mercy.
 
Love to schadenfreude
I schadenfreude all day long man
schadenfreude towards Kidd.
 
Jigga changes name
I'm alot less confused now
Haiku skills, rusty.
 
"I swear I'm a guy"
Said the young Peg 182
"Don't think I'm a girl"
 
Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!
 
New layout is tops
New school, not ostentatious
a delicate blend.
 
A Top 10 draft pick
Awesome potential at hand
To screw it all up.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more
</div>

It is impressive
When first timers in this thread
Use correct 'Ku form
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 10:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more
</div>

It is impressive
When first timers in this thread
Use correct 'Ku form
</div>


huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol
</div>

Stop posting non-Kus
That's all there is to it, man
NJ Nets culture.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol
</div>

Stop posting non-Kus
That's all there is to it, man
NJ Nets culture.
</div>


ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?</div>

That's not a haiku
A sentence, just a non-ku
All posts must be kus
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?</div>

That's not a haiku
A sentence, just a non-ku
All posts must be kus
</div>


Dude, I'm so lost then...

http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/haiku.htm
 
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