The Nets Haiku Thread

[GMJ]

I demand fair play</p>

Import BBF post counts</p>

I'm like 3,000</p>

 

[pegs]

how to get rid of</p>

old annoying ex-girlfriend</p>

is a big problem </p>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

I demand fair play</p>

Import BBF post counts</p>

I'm like 3,000 </p></div>

</p>

i had four thousand</p>

i agree with you, Jigga</p>

DO IT NOW THRON!</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Eagles lose, Oes Noes!</p>

Please execute a Fair Catch</p>

That was quite shameful. </p>

 

[GMJ]

The deadskins win today</p>

At least the iggles did lose</p>

The Gnats will fall next.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

New avatar comes.</p>

Hope you all enjoy it lots.</p>

Crap, it really is</p>

 

[GMJ]

Yo, thats the same one
What does the new one look like?
Old one is freaky

 

[GMJ]

Yo yo, smoke that purp
Buy me 51 ounces
It never gets old.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

You have the same one?</p>

That's odd, I see the new one.</p>

Here is the picture: </p>

</p>

 

[pegs]

oden is injured</p>

sean for rookie of the year?</p>

frank better play him!</p>

 

[Ma3oxuct]

Nets will be injured
But not Kidd or Jefferson
Nets will recover





Man I suck at this
I should stop writing haikus
Because mine are bad

 

[GMJ]

Yes! You are the first
It always hurts the first time
But those were good ones!</p>

M A Three Ox Uck?
I can't write you in haikus
Can't pronounce your name (ps: hi ghoti)</p>

 

[GMJ]

If you think it's wrong
That ghoti is one syllable
We were all there once

 

[pegs]

a new haiku-er</p>

it's tough at first, keep writing</p>

you will get better</p>

 

[Ma3oxuct]

I will try once more
In case you were wondering
Pronounce Ma-zo-hist

 

[GMJ]

Hm, well Ma I see
Three's usually stand for 'E'
And can't make out 'hist' </p>

 

[Dumpy]

Write! Haikus are fun!</p>

Don't worry; you'll get it down</p>

You'll be a pro soon.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Liez, you tell dumpy.</p>

Don't give them too much false hope.</p>

He'll suck like the rest.</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

(of us) </p>

 

[GMJ]

Speak for your self, foo'
Sports Two poet laureate
Is GMJigga
</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<font face="#mce_temp_font#">Nah, you suck like us.</font></p>

Just suck a tiny bit less.</p>

Kid Choc, you, Dumpy.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Hm, I will say though
You get kudos for using
Couple different fonts</p>

 

[pegs]

kudos are mad good</p>

i like the m&m's ones.</p>

snickers is good too</p>

 

[Legacy]

What a great, funny thread</p>

I shall post here more often</p>

I will go now, bye</p>

</p>

 

[GMJ]

Your first line is 6
Here is a word of advice
We attack grammer</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[Legacy]

Oh, I am sorryNot a great start so farHa ha ha, this works</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Hm, I will say thoughYou get kudos for usingCouple different fonts</p></div>

<font face="arial black,avant garde">Accident, that was.</font></p>

<font face="comic sans ms,sand">I can't tell if you're joking.</font></p>

<font face="book antiqua,palatino">Oh well. Goodnight kids.</font></p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Your first line is 6Here is a word of adviceWe attack grammer</p>

</p>

</p></div>

Not Kelsey Grammer?</p>

Of course you must mean grammar.</p>

You must spell words right</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Your first line is 6Here is a word of adviceWe attack grammer</p>

</p>

</p></div>

Double post--ignore!</p>

This totally sucks but theres</p>

nothing I can do.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Your first line is 6Here is a word of adviceWe attack grammer</p>

</p>

</p></div>

Triple post also?</p>

What the heck is going on?</p>

This site sometimes sucks.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Your first line is 6Here is a word of adviceWe attack grammer</p>

</p>

</p></div>

Not another one!</p>

I can't edit any more</p>

Please be the last one . . .</p>