The next Portland mayor

[Fez Hammersticks]

Who's better for Portland -- Hales or Jefferson?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They both suck. I mean really, both are horrible choices.

 

[Natebishop3]

You should all vote for Fez. He'd fix this town.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

First he needs to fix his avatar.

 

[THE HCP]

The fact that Jeff Smith went to middle school and high school with The HCP..... it's pretty obvious. Maybe I'll get a job out of him winning. Like executive in charge of Bitches or something.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, things just went from bad to campaign over for Jefferson Smith - http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-...ontradict_smiths_version_of_1993_assault.html

 

[THE HCP]

Haha! Sounds like a typical early 90s weekend in Eugene to me. That guy Garrett Kleen was 2 years younger then me at Grant. Pretty cool guy, I don't think he'd lie about something like that.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Wow, things just went from bad to campaign over for Jefferson Smith - http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-...ontradict_smiths_version_of_1993_assault.html

I really don't care for what a candidate did 19 years ago. Did he get arrested? No he didn't. As long as he has a plan, has a good strategy on what he wants to do to the city, then thats all I care about. Its not like he supposedly hit a woman 9 months ago. Jesus.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Which candidate is for bringing business to Portland and creating jobs?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Which candidate is for bringing business to Portland and creating jobs?

Umm...all of them? I doubt any are running on a platform of unemployment and increased urban agriculture.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I really don't care for what a candidate did 19 years ago. Did he get arrested? No he didn't. As long as he has a plan, has a good strategy on what he wants to do to the city, then thats all I care about. Its not like he supposedly hit a woman 9 months ago. Jesus.

I care if he still beats on women and then lies about it.

 

[THE HCP]

The HCP beats woman and brags about it!

HCP for Mayor in '16 FAMS!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I really don't care for what a candidate did 19 years ago. Did he get arrested? No he didn't. As long as he has a plan, has a good strategy on what he wants to do to the city, then thats all I care about. Its not like he supposedly hit a woman 9 months ago. Jesus.

Do you care that he runs a fake charity and lives on the money he raises?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Which candidate is for bringing business to Portland and creating jobs?

Portland doesn't care about or need jobs. What we need are more bike paths and street cars.

And food carts. We need more of those. Because everyone knows a cash only business that pays employees under the table is the best way to build a local economy.

 

[Mediocre Man]

The HCP beats off in women's clothing and brags about it!

HCP for Mayor in '16 FAMS!

Way to stand up for what you believe, John

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

The HCP beats woman and brags about it!

HCP for Mayor in '16 FAMS!

The fact they kick the lettuce picking crap out of you first does tell us something, fams.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The HCP beats woman and brags about it!

HCP for Mayor in '16 FAMS!

You would make a better mayor than either of the 2 idiots running now.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You would make a better mayor than either of the 2 idiots running now.

Now that may be true. I know his wife thinks so.

 

[THE HCP]

Never could beat a woman, just jokin'.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Never could beat a woman, just jokin'.

We know that. I was just jokin with ya. In fact, HCP, I can state with full S2 authority that 60% of us believe in you as a good guy.

 

[Eastoff]

We know that. I was just jokin with ya. In fact, HCP, I can state with full S2 authority that 60% of us believe in you as a good guy.

I second this, HCP seems like a great person. Just a huge dork who is in the closet about being a dork.

 

[Natebishop3]

I second this, HCP seems like a great person. Just a huge dork who is in the closet about being a dork.

With a huge ego to match....... FAMS!

 

[THE HCP]

With the baller status that I have........ how can I not have an ego to match? I cursed!

 

[Natebishop3]

With the baller status that I have........ how can I not have an ego to match? I cursed!

That's why we call you the Round Mound of Replay.

 

[THE HCP]

I like that!