The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Bishop is a white guy into asian chicks.

 

[julius]

Nates face looks like it was doused with gas, set on fire and put out with a fork.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate used to cover the blazers but they give press passes to slypokerdog

 

[julius]

Nates first job was as a fluffer in an all male porn movie. He worked for free.

 

[julius]

Nate is so stupid, even if he was twice as smart, he'd still be stupid.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When Nate goes to Starbucks, they misspell his name on his cup on purpose to piss him off.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nates bedroom at the group home is the room where everybody goes to fart

 

[julius]

Nate's first girlfriend was his hamster.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When his friends run a train, Nate's always the caboose.

 

[riverman]

How many Nate Bishops does it take to change a light bulb?


3. And that's only because if you have more than 3 of him in the same room you have to report it to the police as a sex crime.

wrong answer, people who live in the dark don't use lightbulbs

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate made me listen to his demo once and the bass was mixed totally wrong

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When his friends run a train, Nate's always the caboose.

Nate has no friends.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just wondering why this thread was started. Not saying I'm not enjoying it, just wondering why.

 

[julius]

Nate once worked a suicide prevention hotline, and 6 people ended their lives.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate had sex with a girl once. Or maybe less.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You can yell "NOT" at the end of every quote in "The Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials and that's Nate's life.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate's fucked 3 of Portland's bridges. The rest were busy and didn't return his calls.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate's parents forced him to take acting lessons. For gay porn.

 

[julius]

When Nate is having sex, he has to think of Justin Bieber to achieve an erection.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nates hair looks kinda like vermicelli with a squid ink reduction, except balder

 

[julius]

Nate's parents forced him to take acting lessons. For gay porn.

He's not acting.

 

[julius]

you know what they say about men with big feet? Well, Nate wears size 4

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate is a cockalorum, to put it nicely

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When Nate Bishop eats sushi, he mixes the wasabi and soy sauce together.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate only flies because he heard there's a cockpit on the plane.

 

[julius]

Everytime Nate Bishop farts, a little bit of semen comes out.

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop is a dummy.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

If horrible bball takes could fly, nates mouth would be an airport

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate will name his first born Ramon Sessions.

 

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