The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

[riverman]

Nate's been dating for 20 years, both of them left before dinner was over.

 

[julius]

Nates first sexual experience was no different then the rest of his sexual experiences. Alone.

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop is a preposterously fiendish vermin and a preposterous coma-inducing deplorable calamity of birth!

 

[julius]

On the occasion of Nates first birthday, his parents received an apology letter from Trojan

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate has the zackleys

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nate Bishop... yadda...yadda...yadda....t-shirt.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate once bumped a locked a thread about locking bumped threads

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Bishop once went bastshit insane on basketballforum.com because posters were insulting Barack Obama, his personal black jesus. In retribution, he asked laker fan moderators to delete threads, ban members and eventually delete an entire subforum dedicated to lighthearted banter.

And S2 had a good laugh at his expense.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nate Bishop once went bastshit insane on basketballforum.com because posters were insulting Barack Obama, his personal black jesus. In retribution, he asked laker fan moderators to delete threads, ban members and eventually delete an entire subforum dedicated to lighthearted banter.

And S2 had a good laugh at his expense.

Is that true?

 

[Natebishop3]

Is that true?

No. I think I might have had like 100 posts total on BBF. I never posted there.

This thread certainly took off

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is that true?

No way, no one is that crazy, man.

 

[riverman]

Well Nate, thanks for being a good sport here. I appreciate those that can laugh at themselves!

 

[e_blazer]

This thread has become more MOmentous than I expected. And frankly, I'm a little bit concerned by Julius's enthusiasm for it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This thread has become more MOmentous than I expected. And frankly, I'm a little bit concerned by Julius's enthusiasm for it.

Julius is pissed we haven't made him an official Blazer mod. He's more like a Blazer mod groupie. We let him edit a thread once in a while but it's kind of like when a kid does a ride along with the cops and they let him turn on the siren.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate once worked a suicide prevention hotline, and 6 people ended their lives.

Those six people had terminal cancer, he told the hundreds of others about his own life and they all realized that things could be worse so they put their guns down and hung up.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate smells so bad his speed stick slowed down.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate is so ugly when he gets pulled over by the cops the officers only want to see his registration.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate is such a loser he sued the producers of The 40 Year Old Virgin for stealing his life story.

 

[THE HCP]

What did I miss? What's this thread in response to?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Nate is so dumb he thought he and McMillan were cousins because they shared the same name.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

HCP is so dumb he makes Nate......wait, even HCP can't make Nate seem smart.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

What did I miss? What's this thread in response to?

Due to the shit thread you made about the game in Idaho tonight, Nate and Blazer Fanatic talked about Mo Williams instead of CJ or anyone else's play. She made a comment that was questionable as to whether it was a personal attack or not.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Due to the shit thread you made about the game in Idaho tonight, Nate and Blazer Fanatic talked about Mo Williams instead of CJ or anyone else's play. She made a comment that was questionable as to whether it was a personal attack or not.

This is what we get when we let chicks like Nate post here.

hoop fam

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

This is what we get when we let chicks like Nate post here.

hoop fam

Exactly. There are a lot of girls that cannot stand it if another girl is getting all the attention. Nate should shut the hell up about Mo and bake us some damn cookies.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nate's birth certificate is an apology to the Trojan company

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

Nate's so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to him

Nate is so ugly that when his mama dropped him off at school she got a fine for littering

Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter

You're like a light switch, even little kids can turn you on

I'd like to say I'm glad you are here for us....I'd like to say it

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce

You are the best at what you do, but all you do is make people hate you

Someday you will wake up and find your true self. That day will be really disappointing

Is your family happy, or do you go home at night?

 

[julius]

Julius is pissed we haven't made him an official Blazer mod. He's more like a Blazer mod groupie. We let him edit a thread once in a while but it's kind of like when a kid does a ride along with the cops and they let him turn on the siren.

you promised me you wouldn't talk about that.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Despite Nate being an A hole, the last thing I wanna do is hurt him. But, it is still on the list.

 

[Natebishop3]

Despite Nate being an A hole, the last thing I wanna do is hurt him. But, it is still on the list.

We're all A holes or we wouldn't be here.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We're all A holes or we wouldn't be here.

duhhhhh

 

[Nhawz]

Nate bishop is so dumb he thinks odenisgod is jack Ramsay!