The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

[Orion Bailey]

He's forgetting that the commercial he was referencing was for Kit Kat bars, not Klondike.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOLY SHIT!!! I completely forgot...

"Break me off a piece of that bud he smokes".

FTFY. Remember what thread you're in.

Holy mother of shit im in tears... hahahahhaha

Damn, I messed that one up in an AWESOME way.
Of course Nurk would have messed it up in a COMPLETELY AWESOME way, but.. yeah.. good laughs

 

[SIeepwalker]

Read the whole thread:

Fuck, I had the feeling it had been done but... Didn't want te re-read the whole thread to be sure !

 

[Shaboid]

They tried to make a commercial with the tag-line "Break me of a piece of that Nurkic Bar" but Dame is the only one with bars on the Trailblazers.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nurk looked at the sun today.

And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.

 

[SIeepwalker]

The last thing the washinton game refs ever saw was a seven feet bosnian holding a giant axe

 

[theprunetang]

They tried to make a commercial with the tag-line "Break me of a piece of that Nurkic Bar" but Dame is the only one that closes bars on the Trailblazers.

Fixed.

 

[Shaboid]

Fixed.

Like a fish.

 

[dviss1]

They tried to make a commercial with the tag-line "Break me of a piece of that Nurkic Bar" but Dame is the only one with bars on the Trailblazers.

Dame gave them permission. Jusuf has that much pull.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nurk stared at the eclipse, and the sun injured it's eyes

 

[dviss1]

Nurk stared at the eclipse, and the sun injured it's eyes

You neglect to mention he did this while flying upside down in his wingsuit across the US. Some reporter you are.

 

[Minstrel]

Nurkic is so big and tall, he has to buy clothes at a store specifically for people bigger and/or taller than the norm.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Nurkic is so big and tall, he has to buy clothes at a store specifically for people bigger and/or taller than the norm.

....

sure

 

[dviss1]

Nurkic is so big and tall, he has to buy clothes at a store specifically for people bigger and/or taller than the norm.

#FakeNews

There's an entire factory in Nurkic, Nurkic dedicated to making his clothes. His underwear are made of Kevlar.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

His emissions are made into Kevlar.

FTFY

 

[dviss1]

FTFY

 

[BigGameDamian]

Bump.....He still wants to be a bad boy. Dude talks tough and plays soft.