Funny "The Other Side", Vol. II (2018/2019 Season)

[Jade Falcon]

How the fuck does Zach collins’ hair stay so immaculate during a basketball game

He’s actually so white that his hair just naturally stays like that.

 

[Jade Falcon]

https://community.kingsfans.com/thr...day-jan-1-6-00pt-9-00et-happy-new-year.70897/

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=1785467

https://www.sactownroyalty.com/2019/1/1/18159431/kings-vs-trail-blazers-game-thread





All Hail The King Slayer.....

 

[tykendo]

Brylcreem

 

[PtldPlatypus]

STILL ROOM ON THE I HATE JOERGER BUS!!! Ticket prices are going up get em while you can

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'm all in on needing to upgrade at C. I'm sick of seeing any big man with any talent whatsover being locked in for 20+ rebounds and 20 points

 

[Jade Falcon]

I like Giles but lets not act like Giles could slow down Jokic or any other big time centers either at this point in his career.
He did well tonight vs Myers Leonard which is pretty much the same as dominating a G-League game.

lol, Meyers.....

 

[hoopsjock]

Meyers for WCS or Skal!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I think Stotts paid him off or something.

Mind boggling decision making down the stretch.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Just don't let Myers Leonard get any points. Hate that guy

What's wrong? Boogie dropping 55 on him wasn't enough for you or something?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic has dad dicked WCS all night.

You are wise beyond your years, Kings fan.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Just kick Curry in the shin and he’ll be out for the year.

lol ouch!

 

[Jade Falcon]

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/clutchfans-game-thread-rockets-blazers-1-5-2019.295465/

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1787123

https://www.thedreamshake.com/2019/...rockets-vs-portland-trail-blazers-game-thread

Houston fans be like

 

[Jade Falcon]

Terrible day in Houston sports

Fuck Houston.

 

[Labinot41]

Fuck Houston.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Interesting. I read quite a bit of the comments and some recurring themes they seem to think Dames defense is bad, yes thats an understatement.
They also seem to be of the opinion Nurkic is really, really good.

 

[ripcityboy]

 

[Jade Falcon]

Interesting. I read quite a bit of the comments and some recurring themes they seem to think Dames defense is bad, yes thats an understatement.
They also seem to be of the opinion Nurkic is really, really good.

Not on ClutchFans. They seem to think that we're a trashy team. No respect.

 

[Jade Falcon]

So after beating two garbage teams, we are back to facing respectable teams. And killing it thus far.

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=1788934

https://www.atthehive.com/2019/1/11/18173760/charlotte-hornets-at-portland-trail-blazers-game-thread

http://hornetsplanet.com/topic/47703-01122019-keep-portland-weird/

Great player doesn't mean great owner.....

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I wish we’d play just a little defense. Showing no resistance at all. Frustrating.

Also, I like aggressive Batum. Hope he shows up the whole game. I feel like he could do this on a daily basis if he wanted to


That cracked me up, I read that and was like nope thats just who he is!

 

[Jade Falcon]

I wish we’d play just a little defense. Showing no resistance at all. Frustrating.

Also, I like aggressive Batum. Hope he shows up the whole game. I feel like he could do this on a daily basis if he wanted to


That cracked me up, I read that and was like nope thats just who he is!

They've pretty much given up. Their forums are some of the saddest shit I've ever read. Goddamn.

 

[Jade Falcon]

This was 18 hours ago on the Reddit game thread:

Batum drops 50 and gets a standing O by the fans

Then afterwards all Portland fans demand that they trade to acquire Batum.

Yes, please. I'll take one lightly-used CJ McCollum. Or Evan Turner and Aminu.

Yeah and throw in Nurkic in exchange for a bojangles coupon

LMAO, I don't think so.

Turner is one of the absolute last players I want to see on this team. Think about everything that pisses us off about Nic, and then magnify all of that and take away Nic's threes and his defense.

I like that though, lol. At least they recognize how bad Turner is.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I caught footage of Anthony Davis going to the bench tonight.....

He didn't wanna play. He too glass.

http://www.pelicansreport.com/showt...zers-21-24&s=d2dbf44fdfdb21ddcf321a971e8c1ede

From what I'm hearing on that forum, Gentry has lost control of the team. He even went on some f-bomb tirade to the media after the game. Not good for them.

Anyways, back to the forums:

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1792621

https://www.thebirdwrites.com/2019/...mian-lillard-jrue-holiday-mccollum-gamethread

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant...s-vs-about-to-go-streaking-pelicans/81519269/





Enjoy.

 

[Jade Falcon]

when you make jake layman look like the best player in league history, you deserve 5 losses in that game. that simple

Imagine getting destroyed by Jake fricking Layman and never switching any of your best perimeter defenders on him.

Lets sit around and watch Darius Miller get his life ruined.

Jake Layman one of the most average players in the league and we are making him look like Larry fricking Bird. This is why we keep losing. Where the fricking frick is the defense? Quitters. They're quitters.

Hot damn, they were losing their shit over Layman, lmao.

 

[TBpup]

Jake ruining Darius Miller's life....that's hilarious!

 

[hoopsjock]

I couldn't wait to see what they were saying about Layman's hot streak...

COVER LAYMAN WTF COVER HIM. COVER HIM. HE WILL SHOOT JUST COVER HIM! MY GOD

when you make jake layman look like the best player in league history, you deserve 5 losses in that game. that simple

Imagine getting destroyed by Jake fricking Layman and never switching any of your best perimeter defenders on him.

Lets sit around and watch Darius Miller get his life ruined.

Jake Layman one of the most average players in the league and we are making him look like Larry fricking Bird. This is why we keep losing. Where the fricking frick is the defense? Quitters. They're quitters.

It’s not his fault Alvin Gentry is a fricking clown though. Jesus Christ Gentry is pissing me off even more with a healthy roster. Dude has no ducking clue.

Edit: Oops looks like @Jade Falcon beat me to these

 

[Jade Falcon]

done.

going to switch to that sport where they ride horses and swing sticks I thinl? idk but going to find out.

lmao.

 

[H.C.]

mrgud69

2 points·2 hours ago

Remember when niko was hot? A quick six points. But Gentry sat him until less than a minute left in the half.

Portland changed their entire gameplan to keep feeding the hot hand and left him in the game... cause he was hot.

Gentry let his guy cool off on the bench.

Countless comments like this.
I was actually thinking the exact same thing.
Soon as Mirotic hit those two threes and then missed the 28 footer he was MIA.
Actually thought, thank you Gentry for not playing the guy who killed Portland in the playoffs with transition threes and dropped 30 on Portland in game 3 alone.

Guess I'm not all that crazy when I say grass is always greener.

ADfor3

2 points·2 hours ago

Dude just boggles my mind. Randle and Miller kept getting roasted and he's just completely fine with it. Dude should have taken a timeout when it was clear Layman was getting hot and just watched.

leemojames

2 points·2 hours ago

Cool let’s NOT call timeout, great idea

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mrgud69

1 point·2 hours ago

You mean make good coaching decisions?thats never a thing with this team

 

[Jade Falcon]

If we ever have a chance to get Rondo.....Neil needs to snatch him up. Imagine what he would do for this team.

 

[H.C.]

If we ever have a chance to get Rondo.....Neil needs to snatch him up. Imagine what he would do for this team.

 

[Jade Falcon]

See? Worth his weight in gold!