Funny "The Other Side", Vol. II (2018/2019 Season)

[Jade Falcon]

I hope AD dunks on Nurkic because for some reason he's just really unlikeable. Dunking on Stauskas is a close second.

Holy shit they called a foul on Nurkic. It's a miracle

The fuck? He fouled out, you stupid douche. What more do you want?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Funny thing is they complain about their coach in the same ways we (I) do!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Funny thing is they complain about their coach in the same ways we (I) do!

From what I've heard, their management is a mess. And there's a good chance that Gentry has lost the locker room. If NO goes on another losing streak, I think there's a good chance he gets canned before the playoffs.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Picture courtesy of the Jusuf Nurkic Beast Foundation.

https://jazzfanz.com/threads/discla...rtsnet-on-comcast-audio-issues.102935/page-12

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=1793401

https://www.slcdunk.com/2019/1/21/1...snowpocalypse-damian-lillard-donovan-mitchell





They are fucking losing their shit over Nurk on Reddit. It's fucking awesome.

 

[theprunetang]

 

[BonesJones]

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I LOVE that everyone hates Nurkic.

He was doing the same type of crap that Joe Ingles was doing hahaha. That type of player that you hate to play against but love if he's on your team.

 

[BonesJones]

 

[BonesJones]

As if Evan Turner and Al-Farouq Aminu didn't get ridiculous technical...?

 

[Jade Falcon]

Jazz stunk up the 3rd quarter so bad that skunks are filing for copyright infringement.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic looks like Moes, Dwight Schrutes brother.

The fact that it's Nurkic that's killing us is making this third q much harder to watch.

I get a sore hamstring sitting at my desk just thinking about guarding Lillard.

 

[Jade Falcon]

There's some comedy gold on these forums. From Reddit:

I hate Jake layman’s dumb beard

Fuck that #10 kid

BRB, taking my toaster to the bathtub.

LMAO!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic looming in the sideline feels like the grim reaper waiting outside our door

Who the fuck is Layman and why is he not an allstar?

That makes me happy.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Wow. Some salty people by the great salt lake.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

This thread is amazing.

 

[Blazers Roy]

 

[Jade Falcon]

A live look at Phoenix fans right now.....

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1795084

https://www.arizonasportsfans.com/forum/threads/trail-blazers-suns-1-24-18.295729/

https://www.brightsideofthesun.com/...x-suns-portland-trail-blazers-open-thread-nba

https://www.phx-suns.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1796&sid=b92c6dd595f4229f68d88cfd5f7bce0a



Good win. Go Blazers.

 

[Jade Falcon]

whichever blazers fan is here downvoting everything

get a life you fucking loser

 

[TBpup]

Jake to Suns fans.....

 

[Jade Falcon]

Turner is annoying

Imagine how we feel.....

 

[Jade Falcon]

I really think we now have the tools to replicate that GSW jump from 13th to 6th in the conference from a few years ago as long as we don't fire or trade unnecessarily.

It seems they too have a Kingspeed of their own.

 

[Jade Falcon]

A lot of people on the Suns forums want to trade Booker.

This forum has officially lost the right to criticize those that want to trade CJ, lol.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Nurkic shooting 11.3 shots a game, pretty much same as Ayton. He is shooting 10% worse than Ayton committing more turnovers. And most importantly he is playing on a really good team with a point guard like Damian Lillard. Ayton would average 25 point a game if he was playing for Portland.

LOL. Get back to me when he has a historic 5x5 game.

 

[BonesJones]

LOL. Get back to me when he has a historic 5x5 game.

Most importantly: he plays great defenses while Ayton plays terrible defense.

 

[Jade Falcon]

We have 11 wins. Our star player is a whiney brat. Our #1 pick is soft as pudding. JJ n Oubre are chickens with their heads cut off. We have 2nd round rookie pgs, playing no less. Warren is a black hole. crawford is a 100. Maybe you like Ryan anderson and his heating pad? Holmes? I like Acy and his abraham Lincoln Beard. Four score and....wait he never scores that many times......

Goddamn!

 

[SIeepwalker]

Most importantly: he plays great defenses while Ayton plays terrible defense.

And let's not talk about assists and court vision

 

[illmatic99]

Apparently Dame in his rookie year, didn't have the poise that Devin Booker has now.

OK, Igor.
http://arizonasports.com/story/1817...hined-by-damian-lillard-suns-fall-to-blazers/

When Suns head coach Igor Kokoskov was asked about the difference between Booker and Lillard in the game, he cited the age gap as well.

“I would say in about seven years [Booker is] gonna be even better than Damian. With all respect to Damian — I love his game,” he said. “I don’t think [Lillard] had that kind of poise, when it comes to managing the game, I don’t think he was the same player when he was at the age of 21.”

In the loss, Booker reached 5,000 career points, becoming the fifth-youngest player to reach that accomplishment.

Booker has been racking up these types of accolades for his age and he’s over it.

“I don’t care anymore,” he said. “It’s like 2,000, 3,000, 4,000 — it’s almost the same thing. Now I’m just at the point in my career where I just want to be a winner.

“I’ve done the individual accolades countless numbers of times so for me now it’s figuring out how to win and we’re not doing that right now so until we start winning that’s when all those things will matter to me.”

That’s the type of mentality that will get him to the level Kokoskov envisions.

 

[TBpup]

Apparently Dame in his rookie year, didn't have the poise that Devin Booker has now.

OK, Igor.
http://arizonasports.com/story/1817...hined-by-damian-lillard-suns-fall-to-blazers/

Uh....okay. Dame in his 2nd year in the league....IN THE PLAYOFFS.....




.....and Booker in his entire career in the Playoffs.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Uh....okay. Dame in his 2nd year in the league....IN THE PLAYOFFS.....




.....and Booker in his entire career in the Playoffs.

It is true that Devin Booker, at age 22y, 87 days, has played 0 playoff games.

It is also true that Damian Lillard, at age 22y, 87 days, had played 0 NBA games.

 

[Strenuus]

Apparently Dame in his rookie year, didn't have the poise that Devin Booker has now.

OK, Igor.
http://arizonasports.com/story/1817...hined-by-damian-lillard-suns-fall-to-blazers/

Yeah, no.

 

[Strenuus]

It is true that Devin Booker, at age 22y, 87 days, has played 0 playoff games.

It is also true that Damian Lillard, at age 22y, 87 days, had played 0 NBA games.

I see what you did there.