The Rap Battle Thread...Ding Ding Ding...

[Memphology]

Somebody start it off

 

[BrewCityBuck]

BCB is the name and it's never gonna changeThis guy knows talent better than Danny AingePeople say BCB is too brash and meanBut I take em' behind the woodshed like Bean and KareemI talk smack and I back it up better than the bullsh** you throw upWhat you gonna say now would you please shut the F*ck up?Some people think I want too much damn recognition But they forget that I'm more electric than fissionI prove people wrong and then I take them downI beat them so bad the only thing they see are surgical gownsBCB is the name and boy you better not forget Or I'll read your obituary in the local GazetteIf you got a problem just say it to my face If you don't I'll kick your ass into interplanetary space.Don't you all worry this is only round one The pressure on you now feels like a metric ton.......

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>BCB is the name and it's never gonna changeThis guy knows talent better than Danny AingePeople say BCB is too brash and meanBut I take em' behind the woodshed like Bean and KareemI talk smack and I back it up better than the bullsh** you throw upWhat you gonna say now would you please shut the F*ck up?Some people think I want too much damn recognition But they forget that I'm more electric than fissionI prove people wrong and then I take them downI beat them so bad the only thing they see are surgical gownsBCB is the name and boy you better not forget Or I'll read your obituary in the local GazetteIf you got a problem just say it to my face If you don't I'll kick your ass into interplanetary space.Don't you all worry this is only round one The pressure on you now feels like a metric ton.......</div> :worthy: It's over.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Come on guys, post your stuff.

 

[CelticBalla32]

Wow BCB. Where the hell did you come from? I loved the Danny Ainge line.

Here's BCB tryin to act hard,
Yet he sucks more wood then there is at a lumber yard,
He aint got to lyrics, no style, and no game,
Battling this fairy's ass is a shame,
He can talk hard all he wants but we know the real story,
His rap style is boring,
I read that sh*t and I started snoring,
Wanna step against me? Go ahead I'll spit more clutch lines at you than Robert Horry,
Go ahead man come and f*ck with me,
I'll give you, your mother, and this mic a Visectomy

 

[wolverine30]

Haha the Robert Horry line was good.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Oct 14 2006, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow BCB. Where the hell did you come from? I loved the Danny Ainge line.</div> I'm going to destroy you in round 2. :aggressive:

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Oct 14 2006, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>BCB is the name and it's never gonna changeThis guy knows talent better than Danny AingePeople say BCB is too brash and meanBut I take em' behind the woodshed like Bean and KareemI talk smack and I back it up better than the bullsh** you throw upWhat you gonna say now would you please shut the F*ck up?Some people think I want too much damn recognition But they forget that I'm more electric than fissionI prove people wrong and then I take them downI beat them so bad the only thing they see are surgical gownsBCB is the name and boy you better not forget Or I'll read your obituary in the local GazetteIf you got a problem just say it to my face If you don't I'll kick your ass into interplanetary space.Don't you all worry this is only round one The pressure on you now feels like a metric ton.......</div>BCB, your rap game is weakyour rhyming needs a huge tweakyour gross man, when your mom's changing you take a peekYou know what? I bet you take a lot o' dick in your cheekYour face looks like a clownyou wanna fight? Id take ya to townHit you with my hook, man you going downYou suck, your like Josh McCownMan, your 19, and youve never had sex?in the award for the smallest dick, you would take home the checkMe? I throw it down like Iggyyour mom? She looks like ms. piggyI'm made of steel you cant touch meman, youre as ugly as a chimpanzeeI K.O. dudes, and then I take their wivesyou better watch out man, you're playing with some sharp knivesYoure 'bout to get owned like Green Bay did at the hands of PhillyBrett Favre did nothing, he's just a weak ass hillbillyRemember my name, im CB4allstaryour like Stephen Jackson, your bout to get ran over by my carwhen Im done with you, youre just gonna look like pine tarwho's gonna win? Well, it's gonna be me by faaaaaar

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>BCB, your rap game is weakyour rhyming needs a huge tweakyour gross man, when your mom's changing you take a peekYou know what? I bet you take a lot o' dick in your cheekYour face looks like a clownyou wanna fight? Id take ya to townHit you with my hook, man you going downYou suck, your like Josh McCownMan, your 19, and youve never had sex?in the award for the smallest dick, you would take home the checkMe? I throw it down like Iggyyour mom? She looks like ms. piggyI'm made of steel you cant touch meman, youre as ugly as a chimpanzeeI K.O. dudes, and then I take their wivesyou better watch out man, you're playing with some sharp knivesYoure 'bout to get owned like Green Bay did at the hands of PhillyBrett Favre did nothing, he's just a weak ass hillbillyRemember my name, im CB4allstaryour like Stephen Jackson, your bouyt to get run over by my carwhen Im done with you, youre just gonna look like pine tarwho's gonna win? Well, it's gonna be me by faaaaaar</div>

That made me giggle.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

I suck at rapping but I used this one sick line." I'll murder this rap game, It will be tragic. Your mom put my cock in a #32 lakers throwback because she thought my Johnson was Magic"

 

[wolverine30]

Why is it everyone versus BCB? Is everyone afraid that he will destroy everyone like he said? I say the winner so far is either CB4AllStar or BCB.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Oct 14 2006, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I suck at rapping but I used this one sick line." I'll murder this rap game, It will be tragic. Your mom put my cock in a #32 lakers throwback because she thought my Johnson was Magic"</div> Thats a good one...Try one out Tony....go against me. :winkglasses:

 

[SunnyD]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Oct 14 2006, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man, your 19, and youve never had sex?in the award for the smallest dick, you would take home the checkI K.O. dudes, and then I take their wivesyour like Stephen Jackson, your bout to get ran over by my car</div>The first part I quoted was pretty awesome.The second part was pretty bad. You are 13, right?Stephen Jackson part was the knockout punch, great ending man.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wolverine30 @ Oct 14 2006, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>

Why is it everyone versus BCB? Is everyone afraid that he will destroy everyone like he said? I say the winner so far is either CB4AllStar or BCB.</div> My next one against Celticballah is going to be legendary. You wait and see tonight.

 

[SunnyD]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Oct 14 2006, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I suck at rapping but I used this one sick line." I'll murder this rap game, It will be tragic. Your mom put my cock in a #32 lakers throwback because she thought my Johnson was Magic"</div>Let's just hope that Johnson didn't have HIV.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

I put my money on these guys over BCB.

 

[wolverine30]

I wanna stay just to see what BCB has up his sleeves. Austingriz76 you should go since you made this thread.

 

[Memphology]

Man your rapped sucked, im glad you didnt go firstyour weak ass rhyms sounds worse than Limp Bizkits Fred Durstand BCB yeah you got skill but you use it like Stroyou try to act hard, but to a challenge you act like a hoeYou said you read the Gazzete, I think my mom reads that sh*twut happened to your EPSN subscription? did you spend all your dough on some d*** By the way, im austin, and I am the sh*tIll stomp on you like Hayneworth did to this bi*ch

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Oct 14 2006, 03:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I put my money on these guys over BCB.

</div> Thats just rude Tony, I think I deserve a little more respect. :no3:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (austingriz76 @ Oct 14 2006, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man your rapped sucked, im glad you didnt go firstyour weak ass rhyms sounds worse than Limp Bizkits Fred Durstand BCB yeah you got skill but you use it like Stroyou try to act hard, but to a challenge you act like a hoeYou said you read the Gazzete, I think my mom reads that sh*twut happened to your EPSN subscription? did you spend all your dough on some d*** By the way, im austin, and I am the sh*tIll stomp on you like Hayneworth did to this bi*ch

</div> The greatest ending ever. :HAHAHA:

 

[7Goat]

Nice electric fission line... very smooth.---Rok is wrong, it's not over - it's begunELiiiTE just came, got you sayin 'sh*t son!'Because in this battle I'm like a lionLeft you shredded on the floor, left you down and cryin'And in this battle you're just the gazelleAfter reading all this round 2 will be hellI pick up the mic and leave you fellas scorchedI'm blowing up, throwing up rhymes that torchI light it all up with my elaborate rhymesMake you think a few minutes, repeat it over a few times.Then when you waste an hour on a terrible verseI spend a millisecond to destroy the worst

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nice electric fission line... very smooth.---Rok is wrong, it's not over - it's begunELiiiTE just came, got you sayin 'sh*t son!'Because in this battle I'm like a lionLeft you shredded on the floor, left you down and cryin'And in this battle you're just the gazelleAfter reading all this round 2 will be hellI pick up the mic and leave you fellas scorchedI'm blowing up, throwing up rhymes that torchI light it all up with my elaborate rhymesMake you think a few minutes, repeat it over a few times.Then when you waste an hour on a terrible verseI spend a millisecond to destroy the worst</div> Not bad, not bad... :winkglasses:

 

[CB4allstar]

lol. I suck at rapping. Im just having fun.

 

[7Goat]

CB4, I recommend you use more quality then quantity. Your rhymes would be a lot better then.

 

[Memphology]

When do we know its round two?

 

[7Goat]

Round 2 is a figure of speech... it's just a battle thread, no real rounds

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Oct 14 2006, 04:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow BCB. Where the hell did you come from? I loved the Danny Ainge line.Here's BCB tryin to act hard,Yet he sucks more wood then there is at a lumber yard,He aint got to lyrics, no style, and no game,Battling this fairy's ass is a shame,He can talk hard all he wants but we know the real story,His rap style is boring,I read that sh*t and I started snoring,Wanna step against me? Go ahead I'll spit more clutch lines at you than Robert Horry,Go ahead man come and f*ck with me,I'll give you, your mother, and this mic a Visectomy</div>Man, CB32 you think your real goodtoo bad in your pants, you dont have any woodI would knock you out like Mike TysonCharge, and take you out like a gigantic bisonI'll squeeze off hope like Jorge Garbajosa vs. the C'sHey man, your mom is a slutty little cockteaseMan, why am I even battling you? Your a jokeYour like Kobe in game 7 vs. the suns, everyone knows your gonna chokeyou can talk the talk, but you can not walk the walk, your just a parrotYour dick looks like two peas and a miniature carrotman, go outside and get a tanI cant believe im even bothering with the leader of the dwarf clan (referencing the fact that he's only 5"5)Hope you dont take it seriously, man. Im just joking around.

 

[7Goat]

CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you -

It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis

 

[Devlin]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you -

It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis

</div>HAHAHAH I laughed out loud at that one...Escpecially with the pic...

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Oct 14 2006, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB4, please stop, youre disgracing rapRap? Wait no. You're disgracing crapCan't find fault in the rhymes so you insult the untrue?If anyone's dick is small it's got to be you -

It's a joy for me to see you make a new set of rhymesJust another reason for me to own another million timesSo the next time you come here trying to act a geniousJust remember you're BBW's smallest penis

</div>Yo man, my dick aint small, just ask your mommaYour dick is probably as big as this here comma ,Man, you're the shrimp dick, and you werent just in the waterYou probably got a smaller one then the dude in harry potterIf you ever have sex, youll probably just use your thumbWho you fooling? You aint gonna make her cumYou think you can rhyme?You probably make these in 3 hours of your free timeMan, you cant own me, I really disagreeYou off your meds or something? Go take your Vitamin C

 

[Memphology]

<span style="color:#FF0000"><span style="font-size:24pt;line-height:100%">BURN!!!</span></span>