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Now, I don?t think it was your stache that made my dick creamBut I think it was last night when I made your chick screamAnd every time I see her, she be all upon my jockShe?s like a dope fiend, but her drug is my cockcome on little boy, F*ck what you thoughtAdmit it I get more pussy then you ever gotAnd I don?t know what you sayin, my flow off the chartCause the stuff I spit is a work of artAnd just try to throw a javelin through my abdomenI bet I?ll drop you sooner than an Oklahoman?.(Oklahoma Sooners, lol I tried)And who in the hell wears Birkenstocks?Bet I?ll fill you with more lead than a pencils gotAnd come on man you know I got bars for daysDrop a beat down on you like Just BlazeBut right now I feel a lot like Tim HardawayI don?t want to talk about you cause I hate Gays
 
I'm not even gonna read what you suckas are typingBut I can tell you read mine when you fuckas be gripingGhote is in the house and I'll shut the doorSo my ears can stop bleedin just from hearing any moreTime's to hear some real sh*t because my vocabulary gurgin'This too complex for y'all? Then hear my second version:I - MC - beat - all - you - threePest - I - lence, Remix - and - even PBNo - need - to - com - pare - to - meBecause I kick my rhymes hard just like Bruce LeeWow that's horrible.
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If we come face to face, no doubt you'll be burnedDon't act clueless that diss was what you had earnedIf you take me down, I ready myself, and I learnAnd then I get pysched up for my next returnYou challenge me? Well it seems now you are trappedYou only wish you could udnerstand the words I rapWhen I get dissed bad, I just listen and adaptAnd save my ass and avoid gettin' total bi*ch slapped
 
yall suckas dont even know a bi*ch from a hoyou wanna roll? just let me get my switch and we'll goim fizzlin yo...wait for my anger to releaseI keep my rhymes tighter than doug christies leashyoure now deceasedwhile im droppin bombs like the middle eastbut when it turns night, I F*cked your moms you little queefs
 
who the hell are you to call us little queefs?Your the biggest pussy here, and your nice and pinkSo your chucktheD, group V-I-Pbetter shut up defore you D-I-ESays here that your from the Bay AreaProbaly around San Fransisco, you know, the gay areacause man your definetly sucking some cocksdeep throating dudes till you hurt your voice boxMy rhymes are so phat they're clininicaly obeseor compared to yours at leastand I really want to see your anger releasecause you'll get murked and have to Rest In Piece
 
look at remix here actin all tough and brave,
comin from a cat with an avatar of a tool like flava flave,
man just end it now before you make yourself look worse,
outta that whole battle you didn't even have one dope verse,
dawg you a joke,
grind it out with me you'll surely choke,
I'll have your ass like Xzibit - up in smoke,
you can't cop it with the big boys,
because home up in here we make real noise,
we got silky-smooth game like Brandon Roy's,
but when you hop on the beat it gets destroyed,
and it's to the point where I get annoyed,
I'm a hardcore muthafucka that you just can't avoid,
and beatin you isnt even somethin I enjoy,
it just comes to easy,
because man you're so cheesy,
but even yo bi*ch said my sh*t was off the heezy,
dawg step down because you aint got no game,
havin you around here is straight up a shame,
so spit somethin nicer so I can rip you again in the next frame
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Mar 14 2007, 05:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>comin from a cat with an avatar of a tool like flava flave,</div> :cry2: lol jk...that was pretty nice, this is actually harder to exicute over the net than in real life cause you cant understand the flow as well.
 
damn...oh yeah? well...why baby? why baby?you look fat! like a cat!look at your UGLY HAT!I want to hit you with a bat!you suck, like a duck!I want to hit you, with a puck!and kick you in the knee!and throw you in the sea!YO!j/k... seriously u guys are pretty good remix your pretty good
 
Here it is, representing my hometown!When the tourist come through all they see is the pretty sh*t,they talk about the mountains and lakes and how nice the city is,well take a walk down the wrong road or cross the wrong man,and end up in Mercy Medical Center with your guts in your hands,these streets are so cold even when the weather is so hot,when you walk down Churn Creek Rd. there is Hilltop,C Street., Clay Street., they pull up on the run,Park View, Park Side, it's all run and gun,South Street, West Street, Echo Rd, and all that sh*t,Reddings full of hustlers and to the cops we stay annonymous,until we do get caught, we will hold there tongs,until the stitches get shanked on the prisoners and it's fun,I come from, the west side of the 530,RDG, mother *ucker you heard me,we got white, blacks, asians, and mexicans,and there all down to rot and represent this sh*t,In the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast yaIn the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast yaI got caught with the alcohol in my hand,I see 3 cop cars parked on Bechelli,so I'm like damn,I'm not trying to get caught up with these redneck pigs,because Redding cops will pull you over just to snatch yo wig,so I stay low in the front seat of my brand new Toyota Corralla,until the police leave,man I aint goin nowhere,because I just now they waitin to catch a man like me slippin,I hustle back for my chicks,before they throw me back in prison,the highest nation rate,capital of the entire country,we got gangstas, hustlars, pimps, playas, haters, and junkies,we got those scammin bitches that set you up for the money,we got crooked cops who would love to put one in yo tummy,don't be a dummy, take heat to what I say,stay on yo toes,and you just might be okIn the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast yaIn the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast yaLocated 2 hours north of sac,in the county of Shasta,It's the city of Redding,AKA the city of bastards,the home and single parent families and warefell reciepents,where the rich sit on the hills and stare at us from a distance,you see in Redding California your either rich or your not,where the low and middle class sit on the same block,theres no so called ghetto, the whole city is a ghetto,its a cut throat mentality in the clutch, its heavy metal,Shasta County, some of the poorest people on Northern Cali,they all represent Redding and the borders around it,we call it poverrty man,and its an annonymous fat,everymans ghetto rather your white, brown, or blackwe all lookin for the gold tryin to find out where the ground is at,you dont want to get down like at,you better skip down like that,we hustle for our cash,and if you interfere we gonna bust one in yo assIn the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast yaIn the streets of Redding,you know this thing in Redding,cold in the snow in the Mountains of dough,In the streets of Redding,From Mt. Shasta, to Alaska when I blast ya
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (remix @ Mar 13 2007, 06:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Now, I don?t think it was your stache that made my dick creamBut I think it was last night when I made your chick screamAnd every time I see her, she be all upon my jockShe?s like a dope fiend, but her drug is my cockcome on little boy, F*ck what you thoughtAdmit it I get more pussy then you ever gotAnd I don?t know what you sayin, my flow off the chartCause the stuff I spit is a work of artAnd just try to throw a javelin through my abdomenI bet I?ll drop you sooner than an Oklahoman?.(Oklahoma Sooners, lol I tried)And who in the hell wears Birkenstocks?Bet I?ll fill you with more lead than a pencils gotAnd come on man you know I got bars for daysDrop a beat down on you like Just BlazeBut right now I feel a lot like Tim HardawayI don?t want to talk about you cause I hate Gays</div>Well since my chick is my mom than what does that make you?A Motherf*cker who isn't long, who combats fake crews.Watch the tats debut, What a weak job of tryin' to insult meListening to the emo frontin' like you a dope GInstead of battling back, the psycho just quote meAnd still don't e-qual nothin' I've ever set down on paperit equals the lame sex when I took your sister to town and raped herAnd yes remix, I will need to confessI get less pussy than you, if pussy means butt sexI tell you, A-hole, you need to get laid moreBecause your payroll is way small and wasted on paid whoresNamed Gregor and gaylord, and speid horses, Pained orphansStrange sources, like where you get your brain flawscowbell won't do your thick skull justice, slice you with more chainsawParades on, every street occur when your song is doneIt's that bad, I know that writing on the bong is funbut it's wrong as such, because it gives the rest of us no chance.....To lose, to a guy who is weak as Yung Jock Plus necromance (y)Your flow is embarrassing at most and candid at its peakAnd like justblaze, it will be banned within a weekNot from the forum, though I know that would make you go kamikazeJust from this thread, because your head, just can't take no drama, naziAs for the rest of y'all fools, bold move fighting the infinitive "you"Hoping I don't interpret it as a slant because ya'll don't want to start sh*t with this jewYa'll brains couldn't combine to overpower my calculator7goat's on her period this hour why debate herlike an ice skater, Chuck the D will never get on firespendin' his time in cold shower because his girl still never let one by herAs for the rest of ya'll, y'all ain't worth my time so please retireJust remember you're like PJ brown's contract, only valuable when it expires
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (junot111 @ Mar 13 2007, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>damn...oh yeah? well...why baby? why baby?you look fat! like a cat!look at your UGLY HAT!I want to hit you with a bat!you suck, like a duck!I want to hit you, with a puck!and kick you in the knee!and throw you in the sea!YO!j/k... seriously u guys are pretty good remix your pretty good</div>I wrote that.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Mar 14 2007, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well since my chick is my mom than what does that make you?A Motherf*cker who isn't long, who combats fake crews.Watch the tats debut, What a weak job of tryin' to insult meListening to the emo frontin' like you a dope GInstead of battling back, the psycho just quote meAnd still don't e-qual nothin' I've ever set down on paperit equals the lame sex when I took your sister to town and raped herAnd yes remix, I will need to confessI get less pussy than you, if pussy means butt sexI tell you, A-hole, you need to get laid moreBecause your payroll is way small and wasted on paid whoresNamed Gregor and gaylord, and speid horses, Pained orphansStrange sources, like where you get your brain flawscowbell won't do your thick skull justice, slice you with more chainsawParades on, every street occur when your song is doneIt's that bad, I know that writing on the bong is funbut it's wrong as such, because it gives the rest of us no chance.....To lose, to a guy who is weak as Yung Jock Plus necromance (y)Your flow is embarrassing at most and candid at its peakAnd like justblaze, it will be banned within a weekNot from the forum, though I know that would make you go kamikazeJust from this thread, because your head, just can't take no drama, naziAs for the rest of y'all fools, bold move fighting the infinitive "you"Hoping I don't interpret it as a slant because ya'll don't want to start sh*t with this jewYa'll brains couldn't combine to overpower my calculator7goat's on her period this hour why debate herlike an ice skater, Chuck the D will never get on firespendin' his time in cold shower because his girl still never let one by herAs for the rest of ya'll, y'all ain't worth my time so please retireJust remember you're like PJ brown's contract, only valuable when it expires</div>That gibberish you said doesn?t even make senseBut since I?m your mothers lover, we gone burn the incenseI got her keepin coming back, on her own expenseShe tells me its cause my game is so immenseBring her back to my crib, to tell the truth we had funShe said she?s married to my dick, I guess that makes you my sonWhat you got for me now little pestilenceI can throw you away easy, like your at my dispenseBut here is something that I think you should knowYou gotta get rid of your faggot jew froKinda lookin like a gay extra for That 70?s ShowStep up your verses cause they?re dead like disco
 
Wow, remix is really good. Got to get on to new topics though, bro...
 
I'm still waiting for remix to reply to what I said, all he did was give me props.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Mar 19 2007, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm still waiting for remix to reply to what I said, all he did was give me props.</div>alright man, Ill try to tonight then. I am at school right now, and my study hall ends about now. Im coming dont worry. :nasty:
 
Yo - Yo - YoThe name is AIRUPTHEREFor all you haters that don't careI maybe new to freestylin like thisBut when I spit my lyriks I make ya'll wanna take a pissI'm running out for what I want to sayI really came to this thread to say hey!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AiRuPtHeRe? @ Mar 19 2007, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yo - Yo - YoThe name is AIRUPTHEREFor all you haters that don't careI maybe new to freestylin like thisBut when I spit my lyriks I make ya'll wanna take a pissI'm running out for what I want to sayI really came to this thread to say hey!</div>......what?....
 
lol. u guys with mics. go towww.freestylemadness.comfreestyle there. my friends are rapping there and its hella funny because they suck.. too bad I dont have a mic.
 
lets get this goin again----------------------------------------------Now you all know who I am that its ya boy remix Ya'll know I stay doe boy fresh like chamillioniare and Three 6and my style is bad for you like a heart attackkickin out rhymes like playin hackey sack1st degree murder ask that little Pestilencekilled him with my rhymes and left no EvidenceStay killin these boys I get carried away in a Squad CarAnd Like the shop boyz I party like a Rockstar-------------------------------------eh, time off and Im a bit rusty
 
you claim to be dope boy freshlike my folks from ghetty green memphezyou need to sit down, and take a rest, see what your getting into, this floetic mess,I will take your flows and make it into a Remixdrag-n-drop, chop-n-screw, and make it a southern bestIll put in lil bit of crunk and trill, twist the stylez to be mystic,sell that sh*t to Universal and get on that independant clique,get on Making the Band 4, and have the metality like ima win this, ill probably be kicked off and ill be like "F*ck you PUFF!"get on home and and bump out Three Sixes "where is the bud"and get on BBW and be good ole Bluff...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jun 25 2007, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>you claim to be dope boy freshlike my folks from ghetty green memphezyou need to sit down, and take a rest, see what your getting into, this floetic mess,I will take your flows and make it into a Remixdrag-n-drop, chop-n-screw, and make it a southern bestIll put in lil bit of crunk and trill, twist the stylez to be mystic,sell that sh*t to Universal and get on that independant clique,get on Making the Band 4, and have the metality like ima win this, ill probably be kicked off and ill be like "F*ck you PUFF!"get on home and and bump out Three Sixes "where is the bud"and get on BBW and be good ole Bluff...</div>Bluff's exactly what it saysB.L.U.F.F, the bad rapping iz making me deafI be rapping in a new dimensionaint no other competitionMost Valuable Rapper of the year there aint no otha contendathere can only be one winna.BBW is where I am at watch fake BCB runaway like a catyo internet rapping is just an illusionill advised rappers hiding imma clear the confusionforget this I already killed the game and swallowed itaint gonna be a million years till anyone stops it.
 
You call me fake, disrespect what I do, you talked sh*t about my name, now lets talke about you, if I remember right, you tasted your cum, thats raptor fan #2,should I go on, or get a bit more personal?make a poster go from intelligent to uglyass wimisical, I really do love your name, its so original,almost like the spooge that dripping off your face like drool
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jun 25 2007, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You call me fake, disrespect what I do, you talked sh*t about my name, now lets talke about you, if I remember right, you tasted your cum, thats raptor fan #2,should I go on, or get a bit more personal?make a poster go from intelligent to uglyass wimisical, I really do love your name, its so original,almost like the spooge that dripping off your face like drool</div>What?! Bluffcityblue?Lock this guy up, I got some cuffs for youRhyming like that needs a damn good reasonYou're convicted of a crime that be a lyrical treasonSee you came into this thread thinking that what you wrotewas something to talk about about, but along came ghoteHe messed up the scene, lyrically meanSpitting flow so sick that all the suckas get greenBecause my skill is so ill like I got a coldI cough on your "freestyle", rolled in here with me-styleSo now Ima leave but don't respondBecause your dumbass lyrics are making ME blond
 
79 rap commencement, study the money since thenartisan twister twisted, had businessmen wincinsand in they face, screw itwhites ain't like black musicI used it delighted; everybody was invitedreverently, evidently so false excitedrapper slaves, new business set us backlighted low drop on bench spielsHancock lock the cinch deal,less money than skin feelssoul popped on ten inch reelssomebody else really owngon' behind closed doorsand if you pawn your voiceyou might forget that it's yours...
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jun 25 2007, 09:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You call me fake, disrespect what I do, you talked sh*t about my name, now lets talke about you, if I remember right, you tasted your cum, thats raptor fan #2,should I go on, or get a bit more personal?make a poster go from intelligent to uglyass wimisical, I really do love your name, its so original,almost like the spooge that dripping off your face like drool</div>Never tasted cum before, this aint CB4AllStar rapping hereabout to stick my cum up your moms rear aint no stopping thislossa manz talkin sh*tforgive me if I get lost in this threadwhile yall still running away from the fedsbelieve I cant get caught, na I aint deadbeing slick since I was bornthen wack rappers tryna sell me raps worse than fake pornRaptorfan#1 disected it here it isRaptor for the best basketball team in the bizfan for what ill use to blow you awayone verse leave you astray#1 for I aint second im better than the best2nd and 3rd is forever where youll rest
 
gentile freaking out hes intelligent philisophicallyim like a volcano spitting metaphoricallychewed up BBW and screwed wack rappers upbest rapper here man its all too muchlisten man im tired of your game15 minutes is up for you, say goodbye to famerhyme like papoose flow like wayneslapped you silly took over the first lanenaw this aint glory roadits called the rap game
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RaptorFan#1 @ Jun 25 2007, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>gentile freaking out hes intelligent philisophicallyim like a volcano spitting metaphoricallychewed up BBW and screwed wack rappers upbest rapper here man its all too muchlisten man im tired of your game15 minutes is up for you, say goodbye to famerhyme like papoose flow like wayneslapped you silly took over the first lanenaw this aint glory roadits called the rap game</div>Is this a diss? I really couldn't tell.
 
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