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Wanna know something funny or maybe sad. i thought this thread was mostly just a joke the whole time.
 
I am away from this forum for 6 hours and you fucks went ape shit.


This damn offseason. I love you fucks.

Now knock it the fuck off and lets hug each other.
 
Strenuus said:
I am away from this forum for 6 hours and you fucks went ape shit.


This damn offseason. I love you fucks.

Now knock it the fuck off and lets fuck each other.
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FTFY.

barfo
 
SlyPokerDog said:
When I got a PM from @HCP I had just gotten home and had just a few minutes to shit, shower, and shave before I had to meet up with family for dinner. I had to think of a way that was fair and fun to give away those tickets. HCP DID NOT ASK TO MAKE THE CONTEST ABOUT HIM.

I'm truly tired of the bitching from and about HCP.

I had to come up with something very quickly, so I went with something easy.

If that makes me an asshole for doing that, then I'm an asshole, I knew it would spin a few people up but I honestly thought the ones that it did spin up would have some fun with it.

I personally think Donald Trump is an idiot but if there was a contest that had a prize that I wanted to win I could have no problem coming up with something nice to say about him.

IMO you used that contest to air your grievances with HCP and then claimed I was a hypocrite for making the contest about him.

You could have either had fun and said something nice or you could have not said anything.

If that thread or contest upset you it is my fault and I am truly sorry. That was not my intention.
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I thought you were smarter than this. :) I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't catch on. Not as sly as I thought you were. ;)

Orion Bailey said:
I take the blame.
Seriously. Now lets move on.

GO BLAZERS!
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This is true. I will explain below.

SlyPokerDog said:
Damn guys, I've asked so many times and in different ways for all of you to stop this shit.

Seriously, it's a huge concern. This is the time of year where I have to start bugging people for Meet & Greets, Suite/Skybox games, and swag for the upcoming season.

For the first time ever I'm honestly starting to worry if some of you will be able to control your shit if we all get together.

And yes, I know all of you will claim you weren't going to go anyways. Whatever.

The point is seeing you guys pick at and fight with each other is getting sickening.

Why can't some of you just leave each other the fuck alone? Why do some of you insist on getting the last word on some ugly bullshit?

Seriously, I keep sitting here trying to think of ways to end this crap. I'm willing to insult and humiliate myself over it and guys just won't stop.
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Trying to catch up on things, I see I missed something serious.



Okay. Time to come clean. I never meant to be so over the top that it would be a concern for the Blazers, or you getting us things.

Sly, remember when we first met? And I was talking to you about some argument I had with someone? Maybe yayuza or someone? Anyhow, You TOLD me that they love it when we argue. It gets the post count up and increases viewership.
I took that and ran with it and chose HCP to try to get a long standing feud going. But he is a tough one. Never budged in his own game, which made it seem that much more real!

HCP is good for this forum and I have no issues with him
I don't find him funny because slapstick humor is not my thing. I'm more of a witty type of humor fan, but to each his own.

I have only continued this dramafest with him, because it was obvious from the get go that he didn't care, so I knew I could go at him hard without much issue.

My life is far too busy to give this place serious emotional attention, as I bet most of you guys are too.
So ALL of you have kind bit hook line and sinker, but I thought it was liked, kinda like a car accident, where everyone cant help but stop watch and stare....all based on sly telling me the fighters are wanted, so to speak.
Maybe I took that and ran too far with it, but I can be over the top, Drama classes did me well.
But seriously. I'M coming clean because I didn't think it would ever get to the point of being concerned about meet and greets and getting swag.
That tells me I've gone too far and need to come clean.

I will be here less, unfortunately, but it has nothing to do with HCP. Life is busy man. and priorities. :)

For anyone who took me seriously. Oh well sorry. Those who have met me will probably understand.

Anyhow now harm intended, I was only trying to provide some entertainment for the down times based on what I was told was wanted.
 
Orion Bailey said:
I thought you were smarter than this. :) I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't catch on. Not as sly as I thought you were. ;)



This is true. I will explain below.



Trying to catch up on things, I see I missed something serious.



Okay. Time to come clean. I never meant to be so over the top that it would be a concern for the Blazers, or you getting us things.

Sly, remember when we first met? And I was talking to you about some argument I had with someone? Maybe yayuza or someone? Anyhow, You TOLD me that they love it when we argue. It gets the post count up and increases viewership.
I took that and ran with it and chose HCP to try to get a long standing feud going. But he is a tough one. Never budged in his own game, which made it seem that much more real!

HCP is good for this forum and I have no issues with him
I don't find him funny because slapstick humor is not my thing. I'm more of a witty type of humor fan, but to each his own.

I have only continued this dramafest with him, because it was obvious from the get go that he didn't care, so I knew I could go at him hard without much issue.

My life is far too busy to give this place serious emotional attention, as I bet most of you guys are too.
So ALL of you have kind bit hook line and sinker, but I thought it was liked, kinda like a car accident, where everyone cant help but stop watch and stare....all based on sly telling me the fighters are wanted, so to speak.
Maybe I took that and ran too far with it, but I can be over the top, Drama classes did me well.
But seriously. I'M coming clean because I didn't think it would ever get to the point of being concerned about meet and greets and getting swag.
That tells me I've gone too far and need to come clean.

I will be here less, unfortunately, but it has nothing to do with HCP. Life is busy man. and priorities. :)

For anyone who took me seriously. Oh well sorry. Those who have met me will probably understand.

Anyhow now harm intended, I was only trying to provide some entertainment for the down times based on what I was told was wanted.
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Even when I'm wrong I end up right. This just felt like a joke from the beginning.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Even when I'm wrong I end up right. This just felt like a joke from the beginning.
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HAHA, yeah man. And the ONLY reason I didnt take your advice on that other prank is because I thought someone might actually contact the Blazers and make it become real. Then I read Sly's post and I figured I better come out of the closet.

julius said:
Jokes are meant to be funny.
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Sorry. No one bats 1.000
Ill try harder next time to make it funnier. :) Remember, snowflakes don't have much of a humor bone. lol. :cheers:
 
Natebishop3 said:
Some of them are meant to be cruel.

Like a little person winning a gift card to Big and Tall.
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julius said:
Or you winning a popularity contest!


signed, HCP
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You guys are probably right but to me what makes the HCP does yardwork jokes funny isn't that it is true.

It is that after you read his posts you believe it SHOULD be true.
 
WhineyLittleBitch said:
Too late. It's already taken.
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Okay, that's fucked up. Sly? You denied me but let someone else?

I was going to create a second account and start arguing with myself over the top, so no one would get their feathers ruffled at anyone but me.
But now I cant do that...

Man.....NOW I do feel jaded....
 
Orion Bailey said:
Okay, that's fucked up. Sly? You denied me but let someone else?

I was going to create a second account and start arguing with myself over the top, so no one would get their feathers ruffled at anyone but me.
But now I cant do that...

Man.....NOW I do feel jaded....
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Let? This is a new account, lol.
 
WhineyLittleBitch said:
Too late. It's already taken.
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Orion Bailey said:
Okay, that's fucked up. Sly? You denied me but let someone else?

I was going to create a second account and start arguing with myself over the top, so no one would get their feathers ruffled at anyone but me.
But now I cant do that...

Man.....NOW I do feel jaded....
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Fuck you both you lil bitches.....

fuckin wannabe's....
 
Ok, bans for everyone who participated in this farce. You get a ban, and you get a ban, and you get a ban! Everybody gets a ban!

barfo
 
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