The Smiley Game!

[Dumpy]

With all the new smileys, it's time to bring back the smiley game!

The rules are simple. Each post must contain at least one smiley and no more than one sentence.

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Damn it--Maybe we need elbows to drink from each other's cups!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

lemme show you what i got

 

[Dumpy]

Did a naked man in a trench coat go this way?

 

[Denny Crane]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Don't look Petey!

 

[Dumpy]

Look--it's Lindsay Lohan and . . . Ellen DeGeneris?!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

[GMJ]

You know where I'm going with this.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Where's my Disaronno?

 

[GMJ]

It's garbage smilies like this that scare off posters and bring down the forum

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Seriously. Drop Dead.

 

[pegs]

Hm, I dunno

 

[GMJ]

Menstruation is the shedding of the uterine lining (endometrium), which occurs on a regular basis in reproductive age females of certain mammal species, although overt menstruation (where there is bleeding from the vagina) is found primarily in humans.

-<cite style="font-style: normal;">Strassmann BI (1996). "The evolution of endometrial cycles and menstruation". Q Rev Biol 71 (2): 181–220</cite>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Anyone got some pudding?

 

[Denny Crane]

Some people don't know when to stop beating a dead horse.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Guess where this thumb's going next.

 

[Denny Crane]

I coulda had a V8!

 

[GMJ]

Oh god I'm having a seizure!!!!!!

 

[Dumpy]

You will be assimilated.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

VICTORY!

 

[ghoti]

My smiley is the best because no matter what you post it's always the perfect compliment like if you were to post "sorry your mom fell in the woodchipper" the smiley would be perfect because it intimates a kind of whimsy in what for you is probably not whimsical because you are so close to it and all so for a split second you forget your mom is mulch which made you just a little bit happier which is all anyone can realistically expect from a smiley.

 

[Dumpy]

VICTORY!

What the--I climb Mt. Sinai to bring you the Ten Commandments, and I return to THIS?

 

[Denny Crane]

You will be assimilated.

After Obama is elected, you will be assimilated - resistance is futile!

 

[Dumpy]

After Obama is elected, you will be assimilated - resistance is futile!

where's the smiley?

 

[Denny Crane]

where's the smiley?

Same one you used - take that!

 

[Dumpy]

Same one you used - take that!

Get your own!

 

[pegs]

Old fogies fight!

 

[zєяσ]

Rave! Rave! Rave without the flashing multicolored lights!!!!!!!!

 

[Dumpy]

Dude, turn it up

 

[pegs]

Rave! Rave! Rave without the flashing multicolored lights!!!!!!!!

Oh hai I found ur lites

Oh hai jarkid, I found L's lites