The super Melo to Portland thread + The Big Blockbuster

[B-Roy]

HCP master troller

 

[THE HCP]

HCP master troller

I'm a master of many things........ but trolling is not one. How far I've come, I remember googling what a troll was the first time I saw it on here.

 

[Blazinaway]

I'm a master of many things........ but trolling is not one. How far I've come, I remember googling what a troll was the first time I saw it on here.

Master-"baiter"? or is this for real and re-Carmelo or something else?

 

[BBert]

What's-his-name is getting waived and stretched?

 

[SwissBlazer]

I prefer to sleep

 

[Minstrel]

Bad wording.

Who in the world is, Carmelo gonna play for?

Has one more syllable than the original and san deigo and gonna play for are the closest rhyming words.

I was prioritizing speed, not fitting the song.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

What's-his-name is getting waived and stretched?

HCP?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'll say one thing, then I'm done......5:00pm......

You get off work at 5.

 

[Scalma]

Watch it be a jersey reveal.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I have it on good authority that the Blazers will make a trade by 5pm.

.... Of July 31, 2018.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Wishbone was lame.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Between the Lions FTW.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

This was the real stuff for true book readers:

 

[PtldPlatypus]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

Between the Lions FTW.

I was down with BTL. Loved me some "Cliff Hanger".

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I was down with BTL. Loved me some "Cliff Hanger".

For some reason every time I hear "Oooh ah" I have to follow it up with "Dance in Smarty Pants"

 

[Reep]

We have 45 minutes to list things that HCP will be doing at 5:00.

1) mowing Sly's yard;
2) causing panic in NE Portland;
...

 

[BBert]

HCP is taking the 5:00 p.m. train to Nowheresville, man.

And his domicile will be open for business as usual, if you get my meaning, if you catch my drift.

 

[Scalma]

OK if this is actually a blazer news then I bet it's a nurkic extension

 

[Minstrel]

5 PM announcement that they're waiving and stretching Nicholson.

 

[Scalma]

5 PM announcement that they're waiving and stretching Nicholson.

Fascinating.

 

[riverman]

We have 45 minutes to list things that HCP will be doing at 5:00.

1) mowing Sly's yard;
2) causing panic in NE Portland;
...

3 ...sitting on his new front porch waiting for the 4:00 appointment to leave

 

[dviss1]

I was prioritizing speed, not fitting the song.

Gotta sing it in the right tune!

 

[riverman]

I'll say one thing, then I'm done......5:00pm......

but you only start at 4:59....!

 

[Minstrel]

Gotta sing it in the right tune!

Yeah, that'd definitely be a good reworking of the song for Melo.

 

[THE HCP]

14 minutes.... taking off right now......

 

[Nhawz]

The anticipation is killing me

 

[Scalma]

We're about to get trolled again cool cool.

 

[dviss1]

This shit.. I'll be headed home when the "news" comes out.

 

[barfo]

Considering the source, the news is probably that the Lakers hired a new ball-boy.

barfo

 

[Cippy91]

Troll incoming

 

[Reep]

Yup, HCP is home from work now. That was fun.

I can't wait to see what time he gets home tomorrow night.