OT The thread complaining about the new Melo thread and other random rants

[JfizzleBlazer]

That's some quality modding I just did there.

Dammit @SlyPokerDog

@HomerLovesKoolAid and I were starting to sext and you ruined my mojo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dammit @SlyPokerDog

@HomerLovesKoolAid and I were starting to sext and you ruined my mojo

Dude, I've met you, you have no mojo.

and neither does Homer.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Dude, I've met you, you have no mojo.

and neither does Homer.

Rude. That's not what you say when you try to get in my pants.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Rude. That's not what you say when you try to get in my pants.

For the last time how did I know you crossed dressed in your wife's clothing? BTW, you're very pretty in makeup.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

For the last time how did I know you crossed dressed in your wife's clothing? BTW, you're very pretty in makeup.

Ha! You've seen us both together. Lies.

I'm still just butthurt you told OB you loved him before me.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Wow.

Sly ruined another thread. Half the posts in hear no longer make any sense?

Mods, can we merge these? Do we need another Melo thread? What is going on here? FAMS?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Oh, shit... There goes Sly getting all drunk with power again.

 

[riverman]

Kind of like the thread being mellow.

beat me to it...but I've got the soundtrack!

 

[riverman]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

beat me to it...but I've got the soundtrack!

Should be listening to, "Another One Bites the Dust"!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, if you're going to go musical in this thread, you've got to have this one in it:

 

[BonesJones]

Mods can we please merge these Melo threads? Is another one really necessary?

 

[SIeepwalker]

Wow Sly really crossed the line with this one. I don't think I can stay on S2

 

[e_blazer]

Mods can we please merge these Melo threads? Is another one really necessary?

Can one ever really have too much Melo? I say we should have a new thread each day to remind us of a rumored trade that never had a chance of happening.

 

[Natebishop3]

Oh, shit... There goes Sly getting all drunk with power again.

Sly isn't drunk on power..... he's just drunk.

 

[BonesJones]

Can one ever really have too much Melo? I say we should have a new thread each day to remind us of a rumored trade that never had a chance of happening.

It's possible. We just have to gather up the best collection of strippers possible.

 

[BonesJones]

Sly isn't drunk on power..... he's just drunk.

This board is drunk!

 

[e_blazer]

This board is drunk!

Not yet, but we can work on it.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

It's possible. We just have to gather up the best collection of strippers possible.

Yeah, so it's not all that possible. So, you're saying, first, we have to convince a bunch of girls from other states to move to Oregon, then that is only part of the step in convincing Melo to come to town....

 

[PDXFonz]

This board is drunk!

Working on it. I've been drinking mikes hard watermelon recently, it's effing delicious!

 

[theprunetang]

Working on it. I've been drinking mikes hard watermelon recently, it's effing delicious!

This is the grossest post in the history of this forum.

 

[e_blazer]

This is the grossest post in the history of this forum.

I've never heard watermelon used in quite that way before, but that does seem to be a little over the top even for this board.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Mods can we please merge these Melo threads? Is another one really necessary?

This isn't a thread about Melo.

It's a thread about the creation of a new thread about Melo.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Fuck Melo
Fuck Leonar_
Fuck Olshey
Fuck peoples agenda during disasters
Fuck people named Harvey, Irma and Jose
Fuck our Presidential choices
Fuck only 6 more episodes of GOT
Fuck this post nasal drip I've had for 2 months
Fuck my hair turning grey
Fuck kidney stones
Fuck cancer
Fuck the Lakers


I reserve the right to add later

 

[PDXFonz]

This is the grossest post in the history of this forum.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Working on it. I've been drinking mikes hard watermelon recently, it's effing delicious!

Dude, really?

I iced a couple of my bros on Sunday and had one myself and it hurt my stomach so bad. Too much sugar in that stuff. I can't drink it any longer.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Working on it. I've been drinking mikes hard watermelon recently, it's effing delicious!

Check your man card at the door, please.

 

[PDXFonz]

Dude, really?

I iced a couple of my bros on Sunday and had one myself and it hurt my stomach so bad. Too much sugar in that stuff. I can't drink it any longer.

I've never had smirnoff before. Usually I'd go for caldera IPA, but decided I'd change it up.

 

[PDXFonz]

Check your man card at the door, please.

Haha idgaf, if it tastes good that's all I care about. Ive drank shit that put more hair on my balls than you have on your head!